Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 8h

when i say #resist i mean resist having a second beer

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 14h

pee

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 21h

woman at the co-op told the cashier her membership is under her **EX** husband’s name. girl get a new membership

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 1d

what’s the deal with wet leg

1 1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 1d

chart thursday

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 2d

algorithmic content healed my brain

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 3d

sorry but why are people moving to mastodon

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 4d

qanon, the group concerned with ending the rich people’s cabal of pedophiles, has voted for the rich people’s cabal of pedophiles

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 4d

(DMing a longtime mutual) you’re real. you’re not a bot. we’re friends. this is real

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 4d

thriving adult who has mastered object permanence

2

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 4d

somehow i missed this sharp pins release from march 2025. (guess i don't read pitchfork BNM.) it's a 20 year old kid from chicago and it sounds like cleaners from venus. beautiful melodies

2

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 5d

2

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 5d

“We remain dogs in god's hot car”

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 6d

i wish saturday would never end

2

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 6d

humans are always like wow a new chemical we invented kills us

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 7d

(at the urinal next to the guy from militarie gun) wait a minute… you’re militarie gun

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 7d

life under the gun

3

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 8d

chart thursday

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 9d

in the talmud there’s the story of the sheep that grazes others’ land. through negligence the owner causes harm without realizing. acts of tzedakah add goodness into the world to counterbalance these harms. small acts may feel insignificant but it’s a reminder to keep going and keep fighting.

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 9d

the rabbi spoke tonight about the many injustices we commit by simply existing in modern society. he highlighted the genocide in gaza. by paying taxes we indirectly support it. by not speaking out we implicitly allow it. how do we atone for atrocities committed in the name of judaism?

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 9d

i personally think the fourth amendment is good and we shouldn’t allow the military to be unleashed on american citizens to violate it. maybe that’s just me though idk

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 9d

complimenting someone’s machine girl shirt at home depot

1

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 9d

they’re calling it “New York Times Up First”

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 10d

lol

3

★ミ @sksksk00.bsky.social · 10d

- what is your greatest ambition in life?

- to become immortal. and then die