paid off like $12k of credit card debt and they increased my limit. yeah i bet you’d like more of my blood wouldn’t you
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
paid off like $12k of credit card debt and they increased my limit. yeah i bet you’d like more of my blood wouldn’t you
when people mention yale i say “i’ve heard of it”
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
when people mention yale i say “i’ve heard of it”
know what your kids are texting:
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
know what your kids are texting:
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
mulholland drive making #2 of NYT's top 100 films of the 21st century has got me hooting and hollering
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
mulholland drive making #2 of NYT's top 100 films of the 21st century has got me hooting and hollering
there’s a new “ethical” music streaming platform called “qobuz.” it's literally on qobuz. it's streaming on shbort. it's available on zwibby
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
there’s a new “ethical” music streaming platform called “qobuz.” it's literally on qobuz. it's streaming on shbort. it's available on zwibby
a 51 year old colleague and i drove past five furries on campus today and i had to explain to him what that is
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
a 51 year old colleague and i drove past five furries on campus today and i had to explain to him what that is
drain's an amazing hardcore band but i tbh love when they do clean vocals like "who's having fun" on the new album or the descendents cover "good good things" on the last one
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
drain's an amazing hardcore band but i tbh love when they do clean vocals like "who's having fun" on the new album or the descendents cover "good good things" on the last one
sex positive dating app called kinkedin and you can log in with your linkedin account
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
sex positive dating app called kinkedin and you can log in with your linkedin account
i know people who get up at 6:15 am for work and are saying things like “isn’t it great it’s light out when we go to work now?” fuck you
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i know people who get up at 6:15 am for work and are saying things like “isn’t it great it’s light out when we go to work now?” fuck you
had turkish coffee yesterday and remembered why life is beautiful
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
had turkish coffee yesterday and remembered why life is beautiful
NYT headline: "Mamdani faces questions over a link to Jeremy Corbyn, a U.K. politician who was accused of antisemitism."
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
NYT headline: "Mamdani faces questions over a link to Jeremy Corbyn, a U.K. politician who was accused of antisemitism."
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
we let the roomba outside so he can explore a little. so much dirt for him out there :-)
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
we let the roomba outside so he can explore a little. so much dirt for him out there :-)
you have to hand it to dick cheney for perfecting the art of right wing foreign conflict that personally benefits rich guys. one of the best to ever do it
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
you have to hand it to dick cheney for perfecting the art of right wing foreign conflict that personally benefits rich guys. one of the best to ever do it
monday. rowing out to sea in a straight line until my arms give out and the ocean subsumes me
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
monday. rowing out to sea in a straight line until my arms give out and the ocean subsumes me
friend edited me into a hot mulligan album cover again :/
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
friend edited me into a hot mulligan album cover again :/
you don’t hear much about slowcore these days
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you don’t hear much about slowcore these days
trick or treaters explaining their costumes from some gen alpha tv show and me nodding and saying “ohh!! very good!!” and handing out bulk generic brand dinosaur gummies
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
trick or treaters explaining their costumes from some gen alpha tv show and me nodding and saying “ohh!! very good!!” and handing out bulk generic brand dinosaur gummies
yo konnichiwagwan croski-kun
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
yo konnichiwagwan croski-kun
(four cups of coffee and no lunch) why do i feel horrible today
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(four cups of coffee and no lunch) why do i feel horrible today
nightmare where my two regular burrito shops found out i was cheating on them by eating at the other sometimes
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
nightmare where my two regular burrito shops found out i was cheating on them by eating at the other sometimes
everyone hates my pumpkin. one of the most unforgiving businesses in the world
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
everyone hates my pumpkin. one of the most unforgiving businesses in the world