That Guy Sky
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“Tell us a bit about yourself.” Or what, Bluesky? What are you gonna do to me? I’ll take you right now, Bluesky! In a fight, on a date, on a Uber drive, whatever let’s do this! *puts on best tuxedo and boxing gloves and gets the car warmed up*
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This is Macy. She is auditioning for the role of Water Bud, which is the sequel to Air Bud but they master a new element. 14/10 (TT: macyalbright & tylerstryit)
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is Macy. She is auditioning for the role of Water Bud, which is the sequel to Air Bud but they master a new element. 14/10 (TT: macyalbright & tylerstryit)
Me: *While helping the mom shop for groceries* Oh, do you want to get a seedless watermelon since they’re back in season?
Mom: Weren’t they really small?
Me: *retrieves watermelon of adequate ripeness and girth* Is this one deserving of being size shamed?
Mom: Weren’t they really small?
Me: *retrieves watermelon of adequate ripeness and girth* Is this one deserving of being size shamed?
May 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me: *While helping the mom shop for groceries* Oh, do you want to get a seedless watermelon since they’re back in season?
Mom: Weren’t they really small?
Me: *retrieves watermelon of adequate ripeness and girth* Is this one deserving of being size shamed?
Mom: Weren’t they really small?
Me: *retrieves watermelon of adequate ripeness and girth* Is this one deserving of being size shamed?
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Out of pettiness, I used Grok to make these....
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Just to really stick to my principles of Petty here I used grok to make these…
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February 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Super Bowl thoughts: Halftimee Edition
1) The Eagles took last year personally. This is revenge.
2) After this game, Patrick Mahomes will only be Black. IYKYK.
3) Kendrick Lamar gained more yardage in the halftime show than the Chiefs did all game.
1) The Eagles took last year personally. This is revenge.
2) After this game, Patrick Mahomes will only be Black. IYKYK.
3) Kendrick Lamar gained more yardage in the halftime show than the Chiefs did all game.
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Super Bowl thoughts: Halftimee Edition
1) The Eagles took last year personally. This is revenge.
2) After this game, Patrick Mahomes will only be Black. IYKYK.
3) Kendrick Lamar gained more yardage in the halftime show than the Chiefs did all game.
1) The Eagles took last year personally. This is revenge.
2) After this game, Patrick Mahomes will only be Black. IYKYK.
3) Kendrick Lamar gained more yardage in the halftime show than the Chiefs did all game.
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Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Out of the three gifts given to Baby Jesus, only gold has maintained its value as a coveted and appreciated Xmas gift. Frankincense and myrrh fell off HUGE.
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Out of the three gifts given to Baby Jesus, only gold has maintained its value as a coveted and appreciated Xmas gift. Frankincense and myrrh fell off HUGE.