Josh A.
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Josh A.
@slappyj5.bsky.social
· Nov 5
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I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
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🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
I feel like I’ve almost lost or chipped teeth from that happening 😂 🦷
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I feel like I’ve almost lost or chipped teeth from that happening 😂 🦷
Isn’t it awesome that our hero’s aren’t big strong hockey players (yet!) speaking out? It’s figure skaters, ice dancers, snowboarders and curlers.
This gonna break some alpha brains.
This gonna break some alpha brains.
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Isn’t it awesome that our hero’s aren’t big strong hockey players (yet!) speaking out? It’s figure skaters, ice dancers, snowboarders and curlers.
This gonna break some alpha brains.
This gonna break some alpha brains.
To be clear i am of a fan base who has no reason to hate the Pats, which I don’t. We beat you…2x!!
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February 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
To be clear i am of a fan base who has no reason to hate the Pats, which I don’t. We beat you…2x!!
Yeah but we are getting tariff checks soon, right?
RIGHT??
🤦🏻♂️
RIGHT??
🤦🏻♂️
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yeah but we are getting tariff checks soon, right?
RIGHT??
🤦🏻♂️
RIGHT??
🤦🏻♂️
Well what a shocker. A politician is an asshole. I’m willing to let it slide if he keeps fighting for the files. Not condoning him being a 💩, but without him where would we be on this
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Well what a shocker. A politician is an asshole. I’m willing to let it slide if he keeps fighting for the files. Not condoning him being a 💩, but without him where would we be on this
Jealousy mostly. They won ALOT and were good for almost 2 decades- which is an eternity by NFL standards. The hatred would be less if they didn’t get caught cheating… multiple times.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
(And apologies if that came off as mansplaining - not the intent!!)
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Thanks for coming to my TED talk
(And apologies if that came off as mansplaining - not the intent!!)
💙
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Jealousy mostly. They won ALOT and were good for almost 2 decades- which is an eternity by NFL standards. The hatred would be less if they didn’t get caught cheating… multiple times.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
(And apologies if that came off as mansplaining - not the intent!!)
💙
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
(And apologies if that came off as mansplaining - not the intent!!)
💙
Wait til they find out about “Heated Rivalry”…
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Wait til they find out about “Heated Rivalry”…
White boy here. What you say is not wrong. Most of us are just scared little boys who act tough and freak when we aren’t the main character. I probably was like that at some point
I’m not perfect, but I can proudly say I’m not like that anymore.
FDT and his merry band of scum.
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I’m not perfect, but I can proudly say I’m not like that anymore.
FDT and his merry band of scum.
💙
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
White boy here. What you say is not wrong. Most of us are just scared little boys who act tough and freak when we aren’t the main character. I probably was like that at some point
I’m not perfect, but I can proudly say I’m not like that anymore.
FDT and his merry band of scum.
💙
I’m not perfect, but I can proudly say I’m not like that anymore.
FDT and his merry band of scum.
💙
By their standards, that dance is pretty depraved 😆
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
By their standards, that dance is pretty depraved 😆
-I’m boycotting the halftime show!
-I don’t understand the words!
-the words MUST be awful!
-how dare there be so many flags!!
-There weren’t any white people!!
These people are so insane and stupid it hurts.
-I don’t understand the words!
-the words MUST be awful!
-how dare there be so many flags!!
-There weren’t any white people!!
These people are so insane and stupid it hurts.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
-I’m boycotting the halftime show!
-I don’t understand the words!
-the words MUST be awful!
-how dare there be so many flags!!
-There weren’t any white people!!
These people are so insane and stupid it hurts.
-I don’t understand the words!
-the words MUST be awful!
-how dare there be so many flags!!
-There weren’t any white people!!
These people are so insane and stupid it hurts.
And they’re not even doing a good job covering it up yet here we are. No arrests. No accountability. Just “F the victims”.
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
And they’re not even doing a good job covering it up yet here we are. No arrests. No accountability. Just “F the victims”.
I think both can be true in this case. Obviously stats play a big part in everything- especially sports. But… yeah anyone can beat anyone on any given Sunday (I think there’s a movie about it 🤣)
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I think both can be true in this case. Obviously stats play a big part in everything- especially sports. But… yeah anyone can beat anyone on any given Sunday (I think there’s a movie about it 🤣)
Whoa whoa whoa how dare you loop the whole northeast in w the Pats!!
Congrats on the win! My team beat them in the SB… twice!
Congrats on the win! My team beat them in the SB… twice!
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February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Whoa whoa whoa how dare you loop the whole northeast in w the Pats!!
Congrats on the win! My team beat them in the SB… twice!
Congrats on the win! My team beat them in the SB… twice!
They’ll pray over this while they pretend to be Christian
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
They’ll pray over this while they pretend to be Christian
I never left and can proudly say my crew from high school never left and don’t need to be pulled back - we are a group of white males from across MAGA hot spot, Long Island.
We even brought some back 🤘 💙
We even brought some back 🤘 💙
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I never left and can proudly say my crew from high school never left and don’t need to be pulled back - we are a group of white males from across MAGA hot spot, Long Island.
We even brought some back 🤘 💙
We even brought some back 🤘 💙
So many of us not understanding the HT show yet still LOVING it SHOULD be a microcosm of our country… but it’s not.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
So many of us not understanding the HT show yet still LOVING it SHOULD be a microcosm of our country… but it’s not.
And they’re still crying about how this choice and performance was dividing the country. Amazing show Bad Bunny!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
And they’re still crying about how this choice and performance was dividing the country. Amazing show Bad Bunny!!
Omg yess! Didn’t know what was written.
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Omg yess! Didn’t know what was written.
What was even better was when he said “this could be a defensive game”… at the very end of the first quarter when it was 3-0… Like thanks, Captain O! 🫡
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February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
What was even better was when he said “this could be a defensive game”… at the very end of the first quarter when it was 3-0… Like thanks, Captain O! 🫡
Hey the Jets drafted a Super Bowl winning qb!
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February 9, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Hey the Jets drafted a Super Bowl winning qb!
I’ve seen a lot of halftime shows … BUT…
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February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I’ve seen a lot of halftime shows … BUT…
Oh yeah! Stupidity and being small minded and easily manipulated. Thanks for helping me remember those!
February 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oh yeah! Stupidity and being small minded and easily manipulated. Thanks for helping me remember those!
Meanwhile over on X, the cultists are in an uproar over our athletes criticizing what’s going on in the USA right now, but not a peep of exposing the monsters in the Epstein files. Shocking right?
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Meanwhile over on X, the cultists are in an uproar over our athletes criticizing what’s going on in the USA right now, but not a peep of exposing the monsters in the Epstein files. Shocking right?
Fkd up take.. but probably true.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Fkd up take.. but probably true.