Josh A.
@slappyj5.bsky.social
Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘
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Josh A.
@slappyj5.bsky.social
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I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
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JFC—can you see the problem here????
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
JFC—can you see the problem here????
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Omg the best thing just happened. Was just finishing walking my 🐶 and someone in the neighborhood was out looking for his 2 pups. So I brought my guy home and went out to help search and guess what??
I FOUND THEM AND GOT THEM HOME!! Yayyy!!!!
I know this sounds like bragging but I feel so GOOD!!
I FOUND THEM AND GOT THEM HOME!! Yayyy!!!!
I know this sounds like bragging but I feel so GOOD!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Omg the best thing just happened. Was just finishing walking my 🐶 and someone in the neighborhood was out looking for his 2 pups. So I brought my guy home and went out to help search and guess what??
I FOUND THEM AND GOT THEM HOME!! Yayyy!!!!
I know this sounds like bragging but I feel so GOOD!!
I FOUND THEM AND GOT THEM HOME!! Yayyy!!!!
I know this sounds like bragging but I feel so GOOD!!
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Cop shows: there are 2 of us and 20 of them. We can take them!
Cops in reality: there are 25 of us, but that one guy is shooting a gun, so we should probably wait for help. 🥺
Cops in reality: there are 25 of us, but that one guy is shooting a gun, so we should probably wait for help. 🥺
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cop shows: there are 2 of us and 20 of them. We can take them!
Cops in reality: there are 25 of us, but that one guy is shooting a gun, so we should probably wait for help. 🥺
Cops in reality: there are 25 of us, but that one guy is shooting a gun, so we should probably wait for help. 🥺
Want to be REALLY scared? Watch the movie “House of Dynamite” on 🍎 TV
When you watch the scenes w the fictional president and the first lady, imagine how dumpy and the current first lady would react and speak in that situation.
Fkn scary.
When you watch the scenes w the fictional president and the first lady, imagine how dumpy and the current first lady would react and speak in that situation.
Fkn scary.
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Want to be REALLY scared? Watch the movie “House of Dynamite” on 🍎 TV
When you watch the scenes w the fictional president and the first lady, imagine how dumpy and the current first lady would react and speak in that situation.
Fkn scary.
When you watch the scenes w the fictional president and the first lady, imagine how dumpy and the current first lady would react and speak in that situation.
Fkn scary.
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Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥
💚 🐶
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
💚 🐶
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American Heroes
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
American Heroes
It’s time. Release the files. Get them all.
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s time. Release the files. Get them all.
If you’re someone who participated in the horrendous pedo stuff w Epstein, you have to know at this point it’s coming out and you’re going to get caught.
Turn yourself in and try to make a deal that doesn’t end up w life in jail.
Name names. Out them all.
Turn yourself in and try to make a deal that doesn’t end up w life in jail.
Name names. Out them all.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you’re someone who participated in the horrendous pedo stuff w Epstein, you have to know at this point it’s coming out and you’re going to get caught.
Turn yourself in and try to make a deal that doesn’t end up w life in jail.
Name names. Out them all.
Turn yourself in and try to make a deal that doesn’t end up w life in jail.
Name names. Out them all.
I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
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November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!!
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
🤘 🤘🤘🤘
#Hope 💙💙💙
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
@peoplemag.bsky.social wtf can you give us a damn day to watch the fkn show? It JUST came out and you have an ending explained which includes a spoiler I blocked out. Give me a break. People have jobs and lives and need time to watch 🖕
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@peoplemag.bsky.social wtf can you give us a damn day to watch the fkn show? It JUST came out and you have an ending explained which includes a spoiler I blocked out. Give me a break. People have jobs and lives and need time to watch 🖕
I can only think of one possible outcome of me telling my wife when she was pregnant and needed Tylenol that she should “tough it out”
The outcome would be that I get unalived.
The outcome would be that I get unalived.
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can only think of one possible outcome of me telling my wife when she was pregnant and needed Tylenol that she should “tough it out”
The outcome would be that I get unalived.
The outcome would be that I get unalived.
😆 kinda glad USA got smacked around. Those fans who taunted Rory and co are a disgrace. Kudos to the 🇺🇸 players for putting up a valiant fight after being down big.
Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀
September 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
😆 kinda glad USA got smacked around. Those fans who taunted Rory and co are a disgrace. Kudos to the 🇺🇸 players for putting up a valiant fight after being down big.
Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
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What a day!!
@muellershewrote.com followed me and that makes me feel so good! I’ve attempted to keep it light on bsky but have become more .. err… “current eventy” lately and this is so cool.
Yayyyyyy!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Looks like I’ve got some Daily Beans podcasts ti catch up on!! 🤘 🫘
@muellershewrote.com followed me and that makes me feel so good! I’ve attempted to keep it light on bsky but have become more .. err… “current eventy” lately and this is so cool.
Yayyyyyy!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Looks like I’ve got some Daily Beans podcasts ti catch up on!! 🤘 🫘
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What a day!!
@muellershewrote.com followed me and that makes me feel so good! I’ve attempted to keep it light on bsky but have become more .. err… “current eventy” lately and this is so cool.
Yayyyyyy!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Looks like I’ve got some Daily Beans podcasts ti catch up on!! 🤘 🫘
@muellershewrote.com followed me and that makes me feel so good! I’ve attempted to keep it light on bsky but have become more .. err… “current eventy” lately and this is so cool.
Yayyyyyy!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Looks like I’ve got some Daily Beans podcasts ti catch up on!! 🤘 🫘
Must. Watch. This. Now.
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Must. Watch. This. Now.
Just want everyone here to know I’m safe from dickbag Cheeto fuck lord’s imaginary Cambodia-Armenia worldwide conflict.
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just want everyone here to know I’m safe from dickbag Cheeto fuck lord’s imaginary Cambodia-Armenia worldwide conflict.
If this game is close at the half and we still have no points I gotta think it’s Jax 🎯 time
Make it happen Daboll!!! LFG!!!
Make it happen Daboll!!! LFG!!!
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this game is close at the half and we still have no points I gotta think it’s Jax 🎯 time
Make it happen Daboll!!! LFG!!!
Make it happen Daboll!!! LFG!!!
Read this or die. For real.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Read this or die. For real.
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.
[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer
[email protected]
CEO
Fuck you fascists.
[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer
[email protected]
CEO
Fuck you fascists.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.
[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer
[email protected]
CEO
Fuck you fascists.
[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer
[email protected]
CEO
Fuck you fascists.
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It’s trending.
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s trending.
I’m looking forward to hearing maga accuse everyone who cancels their Disney+ accounts guilty of cancel culture, even though the reason we are doing this is because Disney did it themselves to JK.
Should be hilarious.
Should be hilarious.
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September 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m looking forward to hearing maga accuse everyone who cancels their Disney+ accounts guilty of cancel culture, even though the reason we are doing this is because Disney did it themselves to JK.
Should be hilarious.
Should be hilarious.