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Josh A.
@slappyj5.bsky.social
Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻‍♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘
Awwww what a cute babyyyyyy!!!!

Here’s my big silly too big for the couch big babyyyy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fake Christians at it again!
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thanks to the fake Christians for this one
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Smite them!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
🎵 Nothing Compares 2 U 🎵

🔊Prince
🔊Sinéad O’Connor
🔊Chris Cornell
Bonus!!
🔊Toni & Chris Cornell (Toni is Chris’ daughter and she sang it as a tribute after he passed)

Hard to choose which version is the best. They’re all amazing!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How about performing a “Faux Rapture” and come and get all of the Faux Christians out of here. Leave the real Christians who follow yours and your son’s teachings and leave the rest of us to live our lives.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Weaponizing hunger. Just like Jesus would do.
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“Go Fuck Yourselves” should be a new book of the Bible that the fake Christians have to read!! In your name I type… Amen.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Elephant. Camel. Felon 👈

You passed!! Soooo proud of you
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@peoplemag.bsky.social wtf can you give us a damn day to watch the fkn show? It JUST came out and you have an ending explained which includes a spoiler I blocked out. Give me a break. People have jobs and lives and need time to watch 🖕
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.

[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer

[email protected]
CEO
September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good to contribute regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.

[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer

[email protected]
CEO
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Let’s go Mutts! Sorry.. Mets!!

💙🧡💙🧡
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don’t know if these email addresses are correct or if these losers will ever see this, but it felt good regardless. My email to these spineless clowns attached.

[email protected]
Chief Comms Officer

[email protected]
CEO

Fuck you fascists.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Today I’m 6 years sober 🤘

Those of us recovering from our addictions should get bonus time added to our sobriety for making it though the first 9 months of this fkn nightmare administration without relapsing.

If you’ve relapsed, or are having trouble getting started, I will help any way I can 🤘
September 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wouldn’t it be amazing if there was an 11th commandment that said “thou shall not cherry pick only parts of the Bible to fit your racist insane murderous narrative”?

Although they’d probably cherry pick that one out. 🤷🏻‍♂️
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m sure these are all here but worth posting
September 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Asked AI to create a picture of my couch’s worst nightmare…
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yup we’ve all seen it and clearly this is not a diddle.. oops sorry “doodle” of an adult female. It’s an underage TEEN - at best.

I also get “hands tied behind the back” vibes from it too.

So fuck all the enablers: the rich, the politicians and those that still support this.
September 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM