slapson (comms open 3/)
@slapson.bsky.social
🔞 | no AI | 24 | he/they | discord: slapson
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comic: https://tapas.io/series/CLOSURE_AV/info
links, commission info: https://slapson.carrd.co/
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/slapson
comic: https://tapas.io/series/CLOSURE_AV/info
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February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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An OC for patreon
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
An OC for patreon
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this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda
she's running out of soda
![Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection.
"Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously.
"Look, Pal,
"You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright?
"I'm The Man.
"I'm That Guy.
"I'm Him, and don't you forget it."
[Years later]
Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin.
"I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah"
She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism.
There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile.
"!soga!! mm!!!!!
yay"
she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further.
"mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay"
she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreifr76cl4i36g2pywrizufxje4scuamr7rl73ixgdjfieixe6omr6e@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda
she's running out of soda
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Finished commission of an OC in Angela's outfit
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Finished commission of an OC in Angela's outfit
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February 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Lash doodles because I missed her 😤🧛🏻♀️💜🦇🍷
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Lash doodles because I missed her 😤🧛🏻♀️💜🦇🍷
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Hey gang. I've made the brave life choice of buying the car I've been thinking about for 20 years. Unfortunately, as it happens, when you buy a car, you also buy all the neglect the previous owners have subjected it to.
Emergency comms! Find me in DMs!
#commissions #emergencycommissions
Emergency comms! Find me in DMs!
#commissions #emergencycommissions
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Hey gang. I've made the brave life choice of buying the car I've been thinking about for 20 years. Unfortunately, as it happens, when you buy a car, you also buy all the neglect the previous owners have subjected it to.
Emergency comms! Find me in DMs!
#commissions #emergencycommissions
Emergency comms! Find me in DMs!
#commissions #emergencycommissions
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sybil pseudoregalia no way (2023)
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sybil pseudoregalia no way (2023)
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Niah Makeover Sketch 🐯 #art #commission
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Niah Makeover Sketch 🐯 #art #commission
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Batch of Sketch Comms!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Batch of Sketch Comms!!
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Ko-fi sketch comission of an OC
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Ko-fi sketch comission of an OC
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February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
thank you for 5 followers
thank you for 4 followers
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
thank you for 5 followers