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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 7d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 6d

the biopsy came back i have been diagnosed with Vinegar Syndrome

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 6d

not now kitten daddys in a hell of his own doing

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 6d

sorry can we cut i cant perform this scene if the intimacy coordinator isn’t visibly erect that’s the only way i know im doing my job right

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 6d

all due respect to miss gooddall and her estate, but am certain a monkey did it. dont care what any one says. ive met enough monkeys to know their true nature. this is why we evolved beyond them.

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11d

beautiful day outside. anyone care for some golf?
get the NEW hat in our store: paletteswap.shop/pro...

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 10d

A local gamer went viral after detailing an encounter with his late father in Mario Kart 64.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 15d

hi! I program an indie theatre in canada, who is the theatrical contact? what email should i reach out to for booking?

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 18d

this is my exact swag right down to the molecular level

downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 19d

“are games art?”

the subject of longstanding debate and countless forum threads may finally have a conclusive answer

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 20d

Ruth’s Chris Steak House Branded Male Growth Hormone

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 20d

(disheveled, gaunt, barely lucid, hunched over a desk): hhow do i make the fukign hoochie mama rap abut ho chi minh it woudl be so funny but how do i doit

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

your aunt posting in 2011: I remember When A “Face book” Was What They Gave You when you Graduated High school!!!! 🤣 🤣

your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

(kansas voice) carry on my chud fuck son i never piss i only cum

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

was just crowned Toy Master at a regional level. blank check shopping spree at master mind grand prize? whatever. this shits nothing to me anymore. im doing stuff with megabloks hereto unheard of.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

i for one am disgusted by the mockery around Charlie kirk, id never make fun of that. but however i would make fun of another guy you’ve never heard of named Marley Jerk. totally different, died in a silly way. slipped on a banana peel off a cliff. he was a nazi also, unrelated.

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 22d

don’t know who d4vd is but as a personal rule i do not trust anyone with a number in their name. obvious and inherent signifier of perversity and evil. those are for math not for words.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 23d

this was only spoken about in hushed tones on our discord for so long its so awesome that professional idiot matt saincome is now just letting the flag fly

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23d

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

via https://www.memelord.blog/p/the-punk-rock-comedy-capitalist

"Remember the whole Hard Drive debacle with Elon Musk?"

(laughs) I do remember, yes!

"I can imagine you were in an awkward position. You were still running The Hard Times and Hard Drive, and the team there, putting it mildly, doesn't like Elon Musk much."

Maybe then you would have seen that I was not exactly the most gung-ho person on attacking Elon.

I drive a Tesla. I am an entrepreneur. I think he's one of, if not the greatest entrepreneur of all time. Another thing he did was let us tell jokes.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 23d

that’s like the real thing that happened in the news i saw but about the avengers i get it

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 23d

ohhh okay yeah like from avengers

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 23d

it’s good!

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · 28d

i call him Charlie Jerk

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · Sep 11

mayor joe cross would never let this happen

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · Sep 10

going to say what no one else is brave enough to but tiff midnight madness legitimately has nothing on the opening weekend of a minecraft movie. i watched a kid throw his phone 10 feet in the air and another kid on the other side of the row catch and return it. astounding.

SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · Sep 9

me to the very polite TIFF volunteer: no i can not kindly put them down actually. i have to watch the movie like this because of my rheumatism. it only feels good this way. no it is not the same as autism. yes i have that too.

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SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE @slime420.bsky.social · Sep 9

much talk of chimps and apes these days. they should be utilized in the work force. four hands, they could do the labour of two men at once. these are Gods Automatons.

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