Futon philosopher
Socially antisocial intellectual
I read books…
Or saying that I could come be their kids stepdad.
Or saying that I could come be their kids stepdad.
“I shifted so no renegade baby juice would slip inside and go on an Easter egg hunt.”
“I shifted so no renegade baby juice would slip inside and go on an Easter egg hunt.”
I will pistol whip anybody.
Listen demon you stay away from her
I will pistol whip anybody.
It’s me vs. me at all times. Those battles I win help me to be better in the world.
It’s me vs. me at all times. Those battles I win help me to be better in the world.
I judged yall a lil bit.
Dating is exactly that. Being attracted to someone is basic compared to who you/they are.
Dating is exactly that. Being attracted to someone is basic compared to who you/they are.
That realization humbles them more than it ever flatters me.
Everything has consequences…..
Everything has consequences…..