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Kalypso
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Not a wagon but here's my contribution
Only missed 4 questions on my final .
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm the type of person to randomly unfriend you if I get tired of looking at your 💩 on my feed.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Marlon Wayne's must've forgot how 50 cent moved before the fame. He gone fuck around and end up 50's hit list.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Musty in the winter is crazy 🥲
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The African girlies be eating those dances TF UP! I could've danced like that too if my momma didn't perm my hair in the 3rd grade 😭
a woman wearing glasses is holding a cell phone in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is holding a cell phone in her hand .
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
" I know how it feel to wake up fucked up. Pockets broke as hell ...another rock to sell" 🎧
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
HELL NO!
Are men still nice to women they like?
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My anger issues just simply won't allow me to deal with people like this....

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
All my night shift sky fam sleep . Guess i'll clock out too
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
GET IN LINE!
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Georgia weather is bipolar asf .

Mornings are cold asf
Lunch is Spring weather
Afternoon is hot asf
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I told my homeboy stop talking to me ruff i'm a lady.. and he said don't no lady drink a 1/5 in 2 days 🥲😭
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
You was playing with me when i was praying for you. We're not the same.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I don't care enough to clarify. Believe what you want.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Adulthood ruined my innocence 🙃 I wanna wake up excited as hell talking a mile a minute too!
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
YES! They gave me banana when mi ask for plantain 🙄
are men shoppers really that bad? theres no way bro
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Seeing black love still melts my ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Me pulling the plug on bae's bathtime cause they washing all the flavor off:
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The best part of waking up. Is sparking up your blunt 🍃
a man drinking from a can of folgers soda
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December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Gospel songs that get your day started right. Drop em ⬇️:
a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a door and says halleluyer .
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December 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Smoke to get my mind right .
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
hate waking up too early
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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When idc I just really don’t give af kinda scary 😂
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm tired of waking up to more news
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
can't relate 🥲
oh, to be laid up with your lover + nothing to do for several hours…
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM