Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
Well trying to run a game was a mistake. Went an hour over, did a shit job, have a huge headache
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Well trying to run a game was a mistake. Went an hour over, did a shit job, have a huge headache
I need to set a turn timer and be a real dick about it for a while
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I need to set a turn timer and be a real dick about it for a while
Well im glad I'm not running an in person lancer game tonight because I don't have the social capacity for that. I did set up an online game to run because I can mute myself to shout or cry as needed, and that should be a nice distraction
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Well im glad I'm not running an in person lancer game tonight because I don't have the social capacity for that. I did set up an online game to run because I can mute myself to shout or cry as needed, and that should be a nice distraction
Ice just executed a man in the streets and people are out pushing them back. I saw a woman in flip flops and leggings. They do not have enough bullets.
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Ice just executed a man in the streets and people are out pushing them back. I saw a woman in flip flops and leggings. They do not have enough bullets.
Our politicians seem pretty intent on declaring that the law can't and won't fix this.
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Our politicians seem pretty intent on declaring that the law can't and won't fix this.
Cold enough Peritas led me inside of his own accord after 20 minutes of chase
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cold enough Peritas led me inside of his own accord after 20 minutes of chase
They know its absurd to pronounce it scun. Theyre just trying to get a rise out of you
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
They know its absurd to pronounce it scun. Theyre just trying to get a rise out of you
The thing that reads as most convincing to me in the Ashley St Clair interview is when theyre like "didnt you realize" and she's like "No, I was doing a thing on the internet."
I think secret knowledge of wrongdoing is less common than retrospective realization if less satisfying
I think secret knowledge of wrongdoing is less common than retrospective realization if less satisfying
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The thing that reads as most convincing to me in the Ashley St Clair interview is when theyre like "didnt you realize" and she's like "No, I was doing a thing on the internet."
I think secret knowledge of wrongdoing is less common than retrospective realization if less satisfying
I think secret knowledge of wrongdoing is less common than retrospective realization if less satisfying
Took the dog out potty in 5 degrees. His chin dribble froze in the ten minutes we were out there but he was sure it wasn't time to come in. Furry little weirdo loves the cold
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Took the dog out potty in 5 degrees. His chin dribble froze in the ten minutes we were out there but he was sure it wasn't time to come in. Furry little weirdo loves the cold
The dumb shit cyberpunk thinks is *so* important you can't skip it including: elevator rides, extended extremely generic sex scenes, walks to the fast travel station
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The dumb shit cyberpunk thinks is *so* important you can't skip it including: elevator rides, extended extremely generic sex scenes, walks to the fast travel station
You ever seen a happier boy?
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
You ever seen a happier boy?
It is amazing how exhausting a frustrating ttrpg session can be.
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It is amazing how exhausting a frustrating ttrpg session can be.
My burps taste like lamb kofta. Not complaining, just thought you should know
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My burps taste like lamb kofta. Not complaining, just thought you should know
Supposed to hit 5 tonight here. If you're in central PA hug your pets tight
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Supposed to hit 5 tonight here. If you're in central PA hug your pets tight
There's a piece of garlic stuck under my bottom retainer and it's radiating the flavor of garlic throughout my mouth and I hope it never goes away
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
There's a piece of garlic stuck under my bottom retainer and it's radiating the flavor of garlic throughout my mouth and I hope it never goes away
Aw, the new gyro shop has good sandwiches but bad hummus. It's trying to do too much. He's got greens on there and too much oil and 75 different flavors mixed in to the hummus itself. It's decently spicy but the rest of the flavors are fighting each other and it doesn't really taste like anything
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Aw, the new gyro shop has good sandwiches but bad hummus. It's trying to do too much. He's got greens on there and too much oil and 75 different flavors mixed in to the hummus itself. It's decently spicy but the rest of the flavors are fighting each other and it doesn't really taste like anything
I was in the gyro shop and they were playing an upbeat dance version of Fast Car. It was upsetting
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I was in the gyro shop and they were playing an upbeat dance version of Fast Car. It was upsetting
Somebody came in the Mediterranean restaurant right before me and bought 50 orders of falafel so I cant have any in a personally targeted attack
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Somebody came in the Mediterranean restaurant right before me and bought 50 orders of falafel so I cant have any in a personally targeted attack
Movies need new CGI textures. Every movie with a fantasy city or ancient temple or whatever looks like it's shot on the same set
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Movies need new CGI textures. Every movie with a fantasy city or ancient temple or whatever looks like it's shot on the same set
It's cool how every day I see an image or read a story that will take a week to recover from so life is just a cascade of horrors at different stages of processing
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It's cool how every day I see an image or read a story that will take a week to recover from so life is just a cascade of horrors at different stages of processing
I need to wash my hair but I have a gym appointment tomorrow at noon and also it is 9 pm. But I really need to wash it, though. It feels funny. But if I do I'll be up till midnight either waiting for it to dry or all stressed from the noise of the hair dryer. Maybe if I put it up
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I need to wash my hair but I have a gym appointment tomorrow at noon and also it is 9 pm. But I really need to wash it, though. It feels funny. But if I do I'll be up till midnight either waiting for it to dry or all stressed from the noise of the hair dryer. Maybe if I put it up
One of my teeth is slowly migrating back to its protruding pre-braces position. It's nice because after 15 years my teeth are starting to look how I remember them again, but sometimes my tongue goes to a spot it used to be and I panic when it's not there anymore.
January 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
One of my teeth is slowly migrating back to its protruding pre-braces position. It's nice because after 15 years my teeth are starting to look how I remember them again, but sometimes my tongue goes to a spot it used to be and I panic when it's not there anymore.
The sweetest tiny baby kitten
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The sweetest tiny baby kitten
My mother has a cgi cat from the movies
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
My mother has a cgi cat from the movies