Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
Peri is so funny. He's amped full of energy all day and then as soon as the sun goes down he's the world's sleepiest boy
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Peri is so funny. He's amped full of energy all day and then as soon as the sun goes down he's the world's sleepiest boy
I gotta say, the mask/dentist chair room in the epstein estate fits right into every pizzagate and qanon fantasy. Just with the wrong villains. Funny, that. Probly a coincidence, yeah?
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I gotta say, the mask/dentist chair room in the epstein estate fits right into every pizzagate and qanon fantasy. Just with the wrong villains. Funny, that. Probly a coincidence, yeah?
An hour of wrestle and chase later
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
An hour of wrestle and chase later
Im a cat-tle rustler
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Im a cat-tle rustler
OK im gonna wear my hat to the weed store. If ever there was a place to trial a hat. Ive done pretty well forgetting I'm wearing it which is, in my experience, the only way to wear a hat without drawing attention but being in public might force it into my consciousness during wear
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OK im gonna wear my hat to the weed store. If ever there was a place to trial a hat. Ive done pretty well forgetting I'm wearing it which is, in my experience, the only way to wear a hat without drawing attention but being in public might force it into my consciousness during wear
In addition to worry about hats, look at this list of other tasks I have accomplished this morning. Unstoppable
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In addition to worry about hats, look at this list of other tasks I have accomplished this morning. Unstoppable
More hat posting. It's growing on me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
More hat posting. It's growing on me.
Hat update - after about 4 hours of wear including running around with the dog and yard work, hat remains comfortable. Slight red mark with the pattern of the sweat band on my forehead. think I might need to remove a little of the padding I put behind it to improve the fit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hat update - after about 4 hours of wear including running around with the dog and yard work, hat remains comfortable. Slight red mark with the pattern of the sweat band on my forehead. think I might need to remove a little of the padding I put behind it to improve the fit.
As frozen foods increasingly adapt their recipes to prioritize the air fryer, I am increasingly convinced that they are a multi-industry effort to create demand for a new consumer good without a real use case
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
As frozen foods increasingly adapt their recipes to prioritize the air fryer, I am increasingly convinced that they are a multi-industry effort to create demand for a new consumer good without a real use case
Giving this felt hat a trial run and A) holy shit these are warm. This did not strike me as a winter hat B) I tend to commit to never taking it off when I pick a hat and I worry about the practicality of full time wear
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Giving this felt hat a trial run and A) holy shit these are warm. This did not strike me as a winter hat B) I tend to commit to never taking it off when I pick a hat and I worry about the practicality of full time wear
I swear all I did was clear the dishes out of the sink and my apartment feels twice as big and twice as bright
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I swear all I did was clear the dishes out of the sink and my apartment feels twice as big and twice as bright
So the thing is with the ground news pitch is it's literally unavoidable to be exposed to the frothing right wing delirium running our country right now. Showing me that alongside actual information doesn't make me more informed, it makes you look gullible and incapable of telling what is going on
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So the thing is with the ground news pitch is it's literally unavoidable to be exposed to the frothing right wing delirium running our country right now. Showing me that alongside actual information doesn't make me more informed, it makes you look gullible and incapable of telling what is going on
They should make a nose where one nostril doesnt fill.with snit every ten minutes
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They should make a nose where one nostril doesnt fill.with snit every ten minutes
The stranger thing monster's mouths don't make much sense for actually eating things. You'd be hard pressed to do much more than juice someone with that thing
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The stranger thing monster's mouths don't make much sense for actually eating things. You'd be hard pressed to do much more than juice someone with that thing
Wild dog of the wild
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wild dog of the wild
I got hats on the brain cause I bought a Dr Pepper snapback that I'm thinking of giving away for christmas but both my hats from last year are sweat stained and sun faded and I want a hat that isn't beat to shit yet
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I got hats on the brain cause I bought a Dr Pepper snapback that I'm thinking of giving away for christmas but both my hats from last year are sweat stained and sun faded and I want a hat that isn't beat to shit yet
Should I make 2026 the year I finally wear my ridiculous felt hat everywhere?
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Should I make 2026 the year I finally wear my ridiculous felt hat everywhere?
Well today was cold and exhausting but my favorite spoon is up in rotation so things are looking up
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well today was cold and exhausting but my favorite spoon is up in rotation so things are looking up
Very pleased with how well I seem to have prepared Peritas' paws for the snow. No ice buildup after an hour in wet snow
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Very pleased with how well I seem to have prepared Peritas' paws for the snow. No ice buildup after an hour in wet snow
I think one thing we're all kind of overlooking is that there are 12, Maybe 15 conservatives total. They've been recycling faces the 80s. Im exaggerating slightly, but theres a reason all these names are tied to scandals past. There's only a few of them, really.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think one thing we're all kind of overlooking is that there are 12, Maybe 15 conservatives total. They've been recycling faces the 80s. Im exaggerating slightly, but theres a reason all these names are tied to scandals past. There's only a few of them, really.
