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slinkingflorist.bsky.social
Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
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I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
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Peri.. you huffed yourself to sleep on a sock? And there's not even, like, paint in there? Just straight foot smell? Alright..
An Australian shepherd curled up against the tub on a blue bathmat woth his nose directly against a worn white tube sock some careless soul has left on the black tile floor
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Doerg
An Australian shepherd licks his nose while standing on a narrow stone bridge in a snowy forest
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I have some pretty cool players. One made this for me to paint up ahead of next sessions dracohydra hunt
A side view of a 3d printed winged hydra in grey standing on a stand made to resemble boulders. A frontal view of a 3d printed winged hydra rearing upright on a stand made to resemble boulders
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Got a Christmas gift in the mail today and the pets are *intrigued*
A tabby cat sits atop a dresser feigning disinterest as an Australian shepherd noses over a wicker chest trying to check out a small brown box tucked out of reach behind the laundry basket
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Ms CC will see you now
A tabby cat sits in a nook made of pillows on a bed with greenish grey sheets. The corner of the room is behind her. One wall is orange and the other pale blue. An orange and red wall hanging dangles in the upper right corner
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The Peritas Boy
An australian shepherd sits on a narrow stone bridge looking at the camera. The surroundings are forested and there is a small amount of snow on the ground. His tongue is captured curling up to lick his nose.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Trash I pulled off pine trees in the state park today. Fuck you, Moments With the Book of Bedford, PA. And fuck you, random scumbag who tied their tracts to trees in plastic bags
A large glass bowl full of religious tracts in plastic bags with candy sits on a cluttered stone counter
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Why are there winter socks that dont cover your calves and aren't made of wool? Now that ive put these on, I see the folly of all other socks
A long wool socks in grey which extends to the top of my calf
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Peri is so funny. He's amped full of energy all day and then as soon as the sun goes down he's the world's sleepiest boy
A sleepy Australian shepherd curls up with my hand on his back and one paw curled seal style
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Quesadilla
A quesadilla in a flour tortilla lightly browned and stuffed with chicken and onion
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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An Australian shepherd lies in the snow next to his orange and blue ball. The sky is pink and purple near the horizon and the moon is bright in a gap in the trees An Australian shepherd lies facing away from the camera in a snowy pasture the sky is pink and purple at the horizon and the moon bright behind the trees on the left
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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An hour of wrestle and chase later
A wet Australian shepherd lies in the snow with his tongue out, front paws crossed, and sleepy eyes
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Im a cat-tle rustler
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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In addition to worry about hats, look at this list of other tasks I have accomplished this morning. Unstoppable
A list of chores reading dishes, sweep, mop, laundry, trash out, cans, kitty litter, and fold. Dishes, laundry, and fold all have two crossed out instances and one marked iii indicating a third round yet to be performed
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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More hat posting. It's growing on me.
Myself wearing a green barn jacket, a blue scarf over half my face, and a black felt hat on my scalp set against snowy woods
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Wild dog of the wild
An Australian shepherd walks through snow up to his elbows, head low and eyes focused ahead like he knows what hes doing An Australian shepherd stops in a snowy wood to look left, ever alert for squirrels An Australian shepherd looks up the trunk of a tree, tracking a squirrel with his expert skills in the snow. Yep, it ran up there. An Australian shepherd trots away from the camera in a snowy wood
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I wore this one for a long time but I feel like a hat closer to an American subculture invites more attempts to draw inferences about the wearer
A side view of a leather winter hat with a bill and cylindrical top with folding faux fur lined flaps A front view of a billed leather winter hat with a cylindrical top and folding faux fur lined flaps
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Should I make 2026 the year I finally wear my ridiculous felt hat everywhere?
I stand in the bathroom mirror admiring my straight felt cowboy hat. I have a black hoodie and white thermal shirt on
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Chilly cat
A tabby cat sleeps with her head protruding from the blankets like a person would
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Very pleased with how well I seem to have prepared Peritas' paws for the snow. No ice buildup after an hour in wet snow
The bottom of a dogs paw against the snow. It is very pink and bald A dogs paw claws at the snow. His toes are clearly separated and there is no ice laden fur A front view of a dog's claw flexed against the snow. His claws emerge from close trimmed fur free of rime
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Snow.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Icedog
An Australian shepherd stands in the snow in front of a wooden fence. Snow sits on the tip of his nose and chin
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Beauty boy floppy style
An Australian shepherd lies stretched along the dark haddwood floor partially on his side looking up at the camera
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Really, deeply irritates me that there is not a single pickle ball rule on this fucking sign. These are facility rules and I dont think the township can enforce the no foul language rule, besides.
A sign reading "pickleball rules" which lists 11 rules such as the hours, the allowed shoes, forbidding pets and skateboard, and banning foul language. None are at all related to pickleball except "use proper equipment" which is left undefined!
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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How am I sposed to get up from my nap??
An Australian shepherd and tabby cat sleep along my legs, squeezing the yellow blanket tight across my knees and feet
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM