theo
slopbites.bsky.social
theo
@slopbites.bsky.social
: Theo : 24 : He/Him
:๐Ÿงก @ludo.monster ๐Ÿงก:

๐Ÿ”ž: Minors DNI :๐Ÿ”ž
(icon art by gaybandaids)
Happy birth!!!
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Minotaur mannnn
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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cw: post digestion

well, they never said she had to be alive...
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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ALI UR BACK ๐Ÿฅน
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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the real workout is lifting that giant bulge every day. exhausting!

commission for @focus.hyper.wang -- TO BE CONTINUED...
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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You'd think Alister would have picked up a little self control with his modern food addiction, or at least be a bit more subtle about it.

Amazing commission from @booneyard.bsky.social TY so much! <3
February 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Rolf-Animalcrossing๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’—
t-h-i-c-c.
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Prove it name every fat man
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Iโ€™m thinking of dragons I want to make one I like so bad ๐Ÿ’”

I should be sleeping
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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heck
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
So sad, anyways.
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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(1/2) Toxi and Cam got a call for "Post Holiday Cleanup", not expecting the gingerbread house to be life sized... Not that it affected their enthusiasm it seems
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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what a show off this guy is

(from my patroen)
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
,,,Surei t does,,,tell him to stretch
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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can never have too many fuel samples to pick fromย ย 
sketch for Wixter!! #comms
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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WE ARE CLOSING IN ON 2K WHICH BRINGS ME TO BOOST THIS RAFFLE HEHE
JOURNEY TO 5K RAFFLE !!
Its Raffle time :) this time the goal is 5k!!
The prize is a โ€ผ๏ธFULL ILLUSTRATIONโ€ผ๏ธ

To enter:
๐Ÿ”น you must follow me!
๐Ÿ”น you must like and share!
๐Ÿ”น you have to put a ref in the comments of who you want!

Raffle does NOT end until goal is reached !! SO LETS GET TO THAT GOAL!!
February 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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๐Ÿณ
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Being such a helpful friend and celebrating a wonderful Hatchday! Eat well big boy!

Commission for Inno
Art by Gillpandaยฉ2026
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Alto got Aurex to join in on the fun! Who knew planes and jet fuel were so tasty (and fattening...)
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
You could drink so much now you could put that memory to rest and make a better one
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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FUND RAISER STREAM CONTINUES SOON ...!!!

TODAY AT 2PM CST !!!!! GOD GAME !!!!!
HOSTED BY @pupsnacks.bsky.social

FIND IT @
twitch.tv/masspotato_
twitch.tv/masspotato_
twitch.tv/masspotato_
masspotato_ - Twitch
Hi, this is a fundraiser that is trying to help Val (gob_ombs) and Eddie (gaybandaids) survive the trials life sets in front of them! Please consider helping them out!
twitch.tv
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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A plush maned wolf ass with huge dick and balls to show off too, what more could you ask for?

๐ŸŽจ: @shaydahot.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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please remember: part of why anti-ICE movements across the country are able to function as well as they are is because they are able to get the news out and get support via the internet

therefore, doing your part to pressure your reps to defend internet speech is one (of many) ways to help!
Please continue to contact your representatives and urge them to:

-oppose age verification laws
-rescind existing AV laws
-protect peoples rights to use VPNs
-protect section 230
The failure of age-verification laws is now turning into a War on VPNs. The British government and a number of US states are now proposing that VPNs be banned entirely, or only accessible to those who have surrendered to facial scans, ID check and other identity verification.
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM