theo
slopbites.bsky.social
theo
@slopbites.bsky.social
: Theo : 24 : He/Him

:No more Vents here but I am still Inept at everything, physically, socially and emotionally:

:🧡 @ludo.monster 🧡:

🔞: Minors DNI :🔞
(icon art by gaybandaids)
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When the local Centaur lets you play with his junk

I post my art early on Patreon!
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Saw the eyes ok that last doodle and couldn’t stand to see them sorry not sorry
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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To your average frat bro, crushing this much beer in one sitting would be a legendary rager, to Lilli and Rumcha, its a typical Thirsty Thursday 😎

Lines were done by @makogu.bsky.social with colors n shading by me, featuring @rumcha.hyper.wang !
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Mr. Mordaut Huffin'~
Paınted sketch work for Dragoshi!
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I cant game and the urge to do things I never thought I'd do spiked so bad. I want to play WoW and other MMO's, I want to get good at something and make art thats past a hastily drawn sketch ((I can sort of do this one but not really))
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I keep turning on my pc forgetting that it’s now a YouTube only machine
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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*muffled* ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴏɴ
#furryart #sona
May 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I drew this a while ago, you can probably double the prices now.
Sometimes vent art takes mysterious and stupid forms like this
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Vore: annihilated
November 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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On such long arctic fishing trips, unwinding gets a little inventive with Goro (@boat4405.bsky.social)
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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✨Custom Sketchpage comm for @caliburny.bsky.social!
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Winter Weight Elixir 🥛 The eggnog may be tampered with-
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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you gotta really lean into the wall to relieve the pressure. squeeze the side a little harder. there you go!
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Rowan is waiting a friend by the docks, but he won't be doing so alone as it seems to be Lorenz favorite spot snack during his break!
AS (wip?) comm for @lowenmothbat.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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fat murder mittens the size of your head
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I also this fat ogre guy UFO, it has a TH profile soo I can do a transfer there if needed!
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Need a guide on how to do it? Go here. There’s a script and a super quick way to contact your reps. 5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Hole but separated from the other images
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hole but separated from the other images
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ferret Demon attempt

I couldnt figure out how to add the accessories I wanted like the hair and collars/enchanted chains and then stuttered to a stop thinking about colors / patterns hah

CW: Hole, Ovipositors, uh, Fat balls and donut
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
The good news is Republicans in Congress are shitting their pants right about now
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It seems a duo of intrepid adventurers found their way into a Mind Flayer colony and are now in a biiiiit of trouble, surrounded by very very VERY large illithids~!

I had tons of fun designing these three squids and I'm saving their designs for the future~!
💎 HD + .PSD: www.patreon.com/bludermaus 💎
December 22, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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two more random pkmn doodles
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Who is this Corporate Orca? And why did she desperately want to inflate and immobilize Motoko??
That doesn't matter, the attempt failed, and the alien bug is PISSED!

For @areoants.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM