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ʙᴇʟᴘʜᴇɢᴏʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ
@slothfulsheep.bsky.social
❝ Lie down and just... Don't do anything. ❞ | #HazbinHotelRP | #HelluvaBossRP | #MVRP

MDNI!

PFP by "misa._.chan56"

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Fan / Parody Account!
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❝ Why not relax?
A little break never hurt anyone.~ ❞

[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]
Said sheep was currently just floating around, humming something to herself.
Where is le sheepe

She wants to hang out with her cuddle buddy that she 100% doesn't have a crush on.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
|💤| It's not like I have room to complain lol

I used to exclusively play Roadhog and Lucio when playing on Ilios.
mekky-moo

LOL

lucky for you. im not a tryhard
|💤| You are precisely what is wrong with the community-- /j

I'm joking ofc, but I still get flashbacks to OG OW when Bastion and Mei were... Oh god...
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
|💤| I used to play OW for a while, but then the gameplay just became "counterswap simulator" as my friends and I call it. Hard for me to even enjoy the modern lore after Kiriko came into existence--.

Nothing wrong with people who like her or write her, but she really just reads as a Mary Sue to me.
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
|💤| You are precisely what is wrong with the community-- /j

I'm joking ofc, but I still get flashbacks to OG OW when Bastion and Mei were... Oh god...
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Perhaps eventually, but not now...

Belphegor has immediately poofed away in the same mist she unleashed.
...

THERE SHALL BE A SCHTINKY RECKONING...
Fwooooosh.~

❝ Bed time... ❞

It's okay, it'll only knock the bug out for... How many hours of sleep are recommended again, eight?
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
|💤| Since we out here sharing Overwatch mains, I might as well share mine since I've got two picks per role.

Tank are Reinhardt and Mauga (after he was brought into being balanced).

DPS are Reaper and Junkrat.

Support are Moira and Zenyatta.~
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Fwooooosh.~

❝ Bed time... ❞

It's okay, it'll only knock the bug out for... How many hours of sleep are recommended again, eight?
"...shit."

No nani here, in this house we fuckin' swear like sailors on whisky and permit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
❝ Language.~ ❞

Omae wa, mo shinderu.
...

SHRIEKING.

Something something no no no no wait wait wait wait, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

He's gonna reach it, HE'S GONNA REACH IT... phew he reached the top of a skyscraper...

"Jesus mcfuck in fucking rollerblades shouting the song hot together..."
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
❝ Shhhhhh.~ ❞

More and more mist, all coagulating into a literal solid mass of lavender.
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Reposted by ʙᴇʟᴘʜᴇɢᴏʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ
Introducing

"Ill be hinest, I aint doing this shit to help people, fuck people, they dont deserve it, im doing this to stay out of jail and to see my daughter."

Billy Williams

"Bad news gang, lots of guys, and im out of arrows."

The Ex-Assassin Turned Hero

"No powers, jackass!"

Arrow-Head
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
❝ No such escape for you, Little Butterfly.~ ❞

Cue the lavender mist spreading across the area, leaving barely an inch uncovered in Belphegor's slumber inducing magicks.
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Is that a bug that's relaxing? Now's her chance!

Whooooooooooosh~!
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
All of her eyes blink at once, only for a small bleat to come from her.
Hop just honks her snout.

" No. "
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!

That is all~!
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Lazy? No no... He just has earned his rest.

The more he tires himself out, the more he'll rest when it all finally hits. How will he affect his soul to the point of constant stimulation?

❝ Why resist? You /deserve/ this period of rest.~ ❞
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He has to take distance, put walls, dunno have a hail mary moment...

HE WILL NOT BE TURNED INTO A LAZY BUG.
Whoooooooosh~!

If he wants to pump his heart full of stims, it'll just make when he crashes last that much longer.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Belphegor is booping the other, pulsing a lavender energy through their body.

❝ Sleep... ❞
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Whoooooooosh~!

If he wants to pump his heart full of stims, it'll just make when he crashes last that much longer.
D:::<

Now that's just unnecessarily mean.

SHE LEAVES HIM NO CHOICE...

---STIMS: ADMINISTRATED---

...TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH, TOO FUCKING MUCH HE'S VIBRATING INSIDE THE ARMOR...
In a truly slothful display, she was too lazy to answer him with even a visit in his dreams.~
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 AM
In a truly slothful display, she was too lazy to answer him with even a visit in his dreams.~
GOD DAMN IT.

...QUICK MESSAGE.

-"BELPHEGOR WHY?!, WHY MUST YOU MESS MY PRODUCTIVITY AND CAPACITY TO SOLVE PROBLEMS?!"-
Was that so? Hmm... She's felt his soul before, so with a little wave of the hand...

Whoosh~! The bug was hit with a sudden wave of intense drowsiness.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!

That is all~!
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
She shall accept this. Cuddles are nice!
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Was that so? Hmm... She's felt his soul before, so with a little wave of the hand...

Whoosh~! The bug was hit with a sudden wave of intense drowsiness.
Remote smog message.

-"I need to be up another 96 hours, can't risk you using your powers and giving me insta-naps."-
The sheep blinks with all of her eyes.

❝ Hmm... I don't quite believe he means that since he can't be bothered to tell me in person, but... ❞

Yaaaaaaaawn!

❝ Oh well... ❞
February 5, 2026 at 8:25 AM
The sheep blinks with all of her eyes.

❝ Hmm... I don't quite believe he means that since he can't be bothered to tell me in person, but... ❞

Yaaaaaaaawn!

❝ Oh well... ❞
Air dropping a batch of weed brownies because he doesn't want to sleep... and there's a note.

-"Sorry i was mean. The insufferable bug :::D"-
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 AM
|💤| Please keep it civil.
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
|💤| It took me a good while due to the backstory / info part of the pinned thread, but god DAMN is it worth the satisfaction. Enjoy the Ghirahim, folks~!
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Reposted by ʙᴇʟᴘʜᴇɢᴏʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ
❝ I can't blame you for trying...

But I /can/ punish you~! ❞

[ ❤️ & 🔁 ? ]
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
|💤| Fuck it! Tomorrow (or later tonight, we'll see), I make an account so that I can officially delve back into the Zeldaverse with Ghirahim!
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM