jem cranberry
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history mom in the beetlejuice part of Connecticut
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jem cranberry
@slrjptr.bsky.social
· Nov 6
okay well he can’t take away my right to play a ton of yo la tengo for my toddler
a man who looked like brad garrett was dressed like the grinch and was hucking onions (big ones, we’re not talking cippolini) at the kids during the tree lighting parade and the whole center of town smelled like onions when we left and the dog owners were upset
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
a man who looked like brad garrett was dressed like the grinch and was hucking onions (big ones, we’re not talking cippolini) at the kids during the tree lighting parade and the whole center of town smelled like onions when we left and the dog owners were upset
going to our town’s tree lighting tonight and am reminded of this picture of the green from a greeting card company that existed here in the 60s and 70s
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
going to our town’s tree lighting tonight and am reminded of this picture of the green from a greeting card company that existed here in the 60s and 70s
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Gun to my head, if I had to pick a favorite kind of dervish, I’d have to say it was whirling
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gun to my head, if I had to pick a favorite kind of dervish, I’d have to say it was whirling
my best friend and I are randomly taking our children to lake compounce (oldest amusement park in country🆒) tonight for a lights thing because it’s a central meeting point and I’m pretty curious about Kyle…is he a holiday entity?
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
my best friend and I are randomly taking our children to lake compounce (oldest amusement park in country🆒) tonight for a lights thing because it’s a central meeting point and I’m pretty curious about Kyle…is he a holiday entity?
not to do my dude like this but he really had a fetterman phase
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
not to do my dude like this but he really had a fetterman phase
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John Whorf (American | 1903 - 1959). Connecticut Farm after the Snow (watercolor).
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
John Whorf (American | 1903 - 1959). Connecticut Farm after the Snow (watercolor).
this website has taught me a lot!! recently I’ve learned that I say “nevada” wrong
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this website has taught me a lot!! recently I’ve learned that I say “nevada” wrong
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
How To Support The Music You're Obsessed With
Find out how you can support the music you love
www.drownedinsound.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
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Kinda weird to just show up with some corn for popping, snow or no snow.
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Kinda weird to just show up with some corn for popping, snow or no snow.
I have never seen die hard but the first thing I said when they handed my wet basgusting wiggly newborn to me was “welcome to the party pal” because it felt so right
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I have never seen die hard but the first thing I said when they handed my wet basgusting wiggly newborn to me was “welcome to the party pal” because it felt so right
throughout the day my son will excitedly proclaim it to be advent calendar time and it absolutely never is because he has already consumed his daily treasure
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
throughout the day my son will excitedly proclaim it to be advent calendar time and it absolutely never is because he has already consumed his daily treasure
reading a book about carolyn besette-kennedy and so far this is the only real mention of RFK jr. and it’s during the discussion of JFK jr.’s wedding
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
reading a book about carolyn besette-kennedy and so far this is the only real mention of RFK jr. and it’s during the discussion of JFK jr.’s wedding
my bald husband is a sound guy- you absolutely want him with the mics!!!! (I know this is specific I’m just riffing I’m just having a little fun in the morning a little laffs)
We need to take microphones away from bald men
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
my bald husband is a sound guy- you absolutely want him with the mics!!!! (I know this is specific I’m just riffing I’m just having a little fun in the morning a little laffs)
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I canceled my Spotify subscription this year so they sent my Wrapped through my living room window attached to a brick
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I canceled my Spotify subscription this year so they sent my Wrapped through my living room window attached to a brick
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every time a plow goes by I hear Hoku’s voice
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every time a plow goes by I hear Hoku’s voice
at the torrington ct staples and I think king charles’ brother andrew is here
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
at the torrington ct staples and I think king charles’ brother andrew is here
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It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
we cut down our tree from elizabeth gilbert’s parents’ farm today and her mom was so kind to my son I felt like she actually was mrs. claus
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
we cut down our tree from elizabeth gilbert’s parents’ farm today and her mom was so kind to my son I felt like she actually was mrs. claus
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Oh, you like K-pop Demon Hunters? Let me tell you about the original K-pop Demon Hunter. The K stood for "kosher."
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh, you like K-pop Demon Hunters? Let me tell you about the original K-pop Demon Hunter. The K stood for "kosher."
www.bonappetit.com/recipe/butte... this worked with the 12 hour overnight rise and was even doable with a toddler next to me “ helping” to roll the balls
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
www.bonappetit.com/recipe/butte... this worked with the 12 hour overnight rise and was even doable with a toddler next to me “ helping” to roll the balls
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they absolutely clowned this kid with this outfit this is truly one of the worst outfits possible to me I’m sorry to this child
December 1, 2024 at 3:27 PM
they absolutely clowned this kid with this outfit this is truly one of the worst outfits possible to me I’m sorry to this child
“What’s his name? Who’s that cheese over there?”- my toddler suspiciously inquiring about the sponge bob squared pants balloon
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“What’s his name? Who’s that cheese over there?”- my toddler suspiciously inquiring about the sponge bob squared pants balloon