Slumber Party Purgatory
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Welcome to our sleepover—the nights are long and never ending. Mom made us pizza bagels and no matter how many we eat, the same amount is always there.
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My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
April 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
My M.A.S.H. results are in--
[Job] Sleepover Planner
[Marry] Joe Biden
[Kids] 20
[House] The one I'm currently stuck in for eternity
[Car] Hum V
[Job] Sleepover Planner
[Marry] Joe Biden
[Kids] 20
[House] The one I'm currently stuck in for eternity
[Car] Hum V
April 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My M.A.S.H. results are in--
[Job] Sleepover Planner
[Marry] Joe Biden
[Kids] 20
[House] The one I'm currently stuck in for eternity
[Car] Hum V
[Job] Sleepover Planner
[Marry] Joe Biden
[Kids] 20
[House] The one I'm currently stuck in for eternity
[Car] Hum V
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
April 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
It's #LetterboxdFriday-- unfortunately the only movies we found are Shallow Hal (2001) and The Deer Hunter (1978).
April 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's #LetterboxdFriday-- unfortunately the only movies we found are Shallow Hal (2001) and The Deer Hunter (1978).
No boys allowed (we’ve tried a few times, but it annihilates their souls)
April 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No boys allowed (we’ve tried a few times, but it annihilates their souls)
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
April 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
Aimee hasn’t come down from the ceiling after tonight’s “light as a feather stiff as a board” sesh. She’s doing great, though. Her eyes are black and beautiful.
April 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Aimee hasn’t come down from the ceiling after tonight’s “light as a feather stiff as a board” sesh. She’s doing great, though. Her eyes are black and beautiful.
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this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
who will tuck us in
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
who will tuck us in
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
April 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
Instead of “7 minutes in heaven” try “forever in the finished basement”
April 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Instead of “7 minutes in heaven” try “forever in the finished basement”
Left Jannah's hand in warm water for so long it exposed the bone. But she did really piss herself 🤣
April 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Left Jannah's hand in warm water for so long it exposed the bone. But she did really piss herself 🤣
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
April 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.