Jolie Darrow
@joliedarrow.bsky.social
First baby to ever be born from a Wife Swap
🐶 🎥 Ask about MY F*CKED UP DOG (documentary)
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🐶 🎥 Ask about MY F*CKED UP DOG (documentary)
https://boxd.it/1epmJ
Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
June 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
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WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48
May 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney's ‘Inside Out 2’ Dethroned As Highest-Grossing Animated Movie Of All Time
Disney's 'Inside Out 2' has lost its title of the highest-grossing animated film of all time to a little-known movie which played in less than a quarter of all theaters in North America.
www.forbes.com
April 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
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Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
April 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
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We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
April 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice”
April 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice”
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Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game
April 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game
My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again
April 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again
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The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
April 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
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Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter
April 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter
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who will tuck us in
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
who will tuck us in
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this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
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Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
April 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum”
April 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum”
April 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod?
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod?
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I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
April 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space????
anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
April 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space????
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anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
April 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY.
April 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY.
I interviewed Jack Black and Jason Momoa in villager for the #minecraftmovie for @regalmovies.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I interviewed Jack Black and Jason Momoa in villager for the #minecraftmovie for @regalmovies.bsky.social
if its liberation day fr we should all have off from work rn
April 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
if its liberation day fr we should all have off from work rn