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Leslie Kyle

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FFVII-RP account. Investigator and errand boy for hire. Engaged to a lovely badass.

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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · Dec 18

“Leslie Kyle, private investigator and security advisor for hire.
Also, I co-own a winery and restaurant now. Hit me up for reservations.”

✅ FFVII RP Account
✅ MV/AU friendly.
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🚫 Ships. Muse is spoken for.
🚫 Lewd without request.

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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 21h

“I can do that. But if Addy wants to do something with me, we need to swap out or have a back up.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 1d

"As long as there's apple bobbing. That was my mom's favorite."
He nodded as he put Hex down.

"I don't see the harm, but I want logs of the confirmed vendors for checking in with afterwards."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 5d

"Had to wood glue the tail.
Only for them to knock it off again."
He shrugged and held up Hex under her belly and kissed her on her head.

"Little troublemaker."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 5d

“Clearly. Anything open or need removing?”

He examined the undershirt for bleeding.

“I have small pincers if you’re shot.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

"My little stress relievers." He leaned down and gave Hex a scratch under the chin.

"They knocked over the shark I got at Costa...

Little shits."

He chuckled.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

He let out a sigh of relief.
"That sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna get the ice bucket out." He ruffled Addy's hair.

"Your mom and I are gonna have fun tonight, go say hi to the fluff babies. Stay next to the baby cams!"

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

“Now that she can communicate with me, absolutely.

I had a feeling you two talked shop.

Love the setup. We hosting again?”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

“Was teaching her that if she ever felt scared, to go for the ankles with her teeth until her limbs get stronger.

I’ll cover the rest.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

Leslie pushed the front door open, little Addy on his shoulders.

“And that's between you and I but believe you me, your mom knows a few better moves to get out of a jam.”

He looked at the lights coming from the back porch.

“Well, look at that.”
He lowered Addy.

“Go on. Go say hi to Mom.”

Alina Devée ❀*⋅ꪶ (Slow Return) @alinadevee.bsky.social · 6d

Snug at the cottage is finally complete.

Wait until she shows @slumscourier.bsky.social her handiwork!

(//Image snagged from a Google search)

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 6d

“Makes me look forward to mornings though.”

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

“That makes sense.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"Caffeine addiction mostly."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"I don't deserve you, Devee."

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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"Oh, plenty of times.
When I was head of Corneo's security, I was always mouthy about how I felt about what he did...

And when you use big words around his kind of slug headed thugs, they tend to return in kind."

He tapped his head.
"Had a plate installed after they got really rough once."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"You'll make me happy no matter what you're wearing.

And yeah, that would do it."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"Well, I definitely need you to save face publicly. I've been good at keeping the books afloat and the staff safe, but I am not exactly a good hand shaker or publicist."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He scoffed. "Well... That is something I don't ever think will happen. You can beat me with no materia and one hand behind your back."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"Caffeine addiction mostly."

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

“I don't know how you can drink it...”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"...Fine."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He winced.

"Yowza. Thought that thing was blunt...

Hate to see that thing at full-speed."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"I missed the home company of someone who didn't answer every question with 'why'? Or 'meow.'" He chuckled.

He leaned onto her shoulder.

"Business has been nuts."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"...Fine."

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

“I was trying new things.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"You might as well drink hot chocolate if you just wanted sugar."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"You might as well drink hot chocolate if you just wanted sugar."

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

Matches his response.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

Leans closer with his tongue still out.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He gave a happy "hm" as their lips embraced and he put his arms upwards on her shoulders.

"Hey, Ginger Snaps."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

Leans closer with his tongue still out.

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

Sticks tongue out in return.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He sticks his tongue out.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

They're both alive, as are all three cats!
He's been busy but keeping on truckin'.

They have a lot to discuss over wine and food.

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He opened the door and looked around.

"Gaia, why'd you have to show up here?"
He groaned and helped him inside.

"Was having a good night too."

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

He sticks his tongue out.

Yazoo @remnantallure.bsky.social · 7d

“... Disgusting.”

Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 7d

"I take mine black. I actually like flavor."