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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒
DC = 🏠
Pinned
“He looks like Earthworm Jim, but with cancer.”
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Jan. 6 Cop Fanone Goes Off On ‘Clown’ Jake Tapper — Compares Him To Trump VP
Jan. 6 Cop Fanone Goes Off On ‘Clown’ Jake Tapper — Compares Him To Trump VP
Michael Fanone tore into CNN's Jake Tapper, calling him a "clown" and "JD Vance-ish," and asking "Where the f*ck is he" while Trump deteriorates. The post Jan. 6 Cop Fanone Goes Off On ‘Clown’ Jake Tapper — Compares Him To Trump VP first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Have you even given thanks once?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
need to go out in some Winkers with the boys. youtube.com/watch?v=8Xrh...
Winkers tm Halloween
YouTube video by WAJ1936
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November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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"ACT UP worked because America worked. I’m not sure we expected that, even as we hoped for it. It taught me that everything that is marginal and powerful in American life eventually becomes central...
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dog sitting tonight
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty.
(A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just saw a prescription drug commercial and one of the side effects was that your taint could bleed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My post-gummy Taco Bell delivery order
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Im saved. 🤖 🎦 🍿
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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No thoughts just They Might Be Giants on Home Movies
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I hate gay Thanksgiving…what do you need “My high school bully just apologized for everything, healed my younger self, and bred me.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bullet casings are gonna say “I AM SEN. MARK KELLY” this time, aren’t they?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It seems worth noting that Wendell Felder won his 2024 Democratic primary with less than 24% of the vote.
NEWS: Ward 7 Councilmember Wendell Felder is introducing emergency legislation that would delay ranked-choice voting, which is currently set to be rolled out in D.C. in 2026. His bill would mandate that Board of Elections conduct an assessment on what it would need to implement RCV.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pee is stored in the balls, Charlie Brown
An escalator can never break it can only become stairs, Charlie Brown
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I'm reading the gay hockey novels and I'm deeply, deeply sexually frustrated.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It me
An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles in the Multiverse of Madness.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Watching a show and someone just called someone else a “toenail-eating motherfucker”
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me when I’m an onion:
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This whole affair evidences an organized ruthlessness I was unaware Dem/left-aligned folks could successfully wield.
When liberals secured a majority on the Wisconsin Supreme Court in 2023, they changed internal procedures—over the objection of the conservative chief justice, who claimed they were taking away her power. Today the justices released MESSY details about the affair...
www.wicourts.gov/sc/rulhear/D...
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
BREAKING

Muriel Bowser, the Mayor of Washington DC, says she will NOT be seeing a fourth term.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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