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@slurmqueen.bsky.social
The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒
DC = 🏠
DC = 🏠
Pinned
Them: Did your edible hit yet?
Me:
(see thread)
Me:
(see thread)
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The only video game mod ever needed was the one that turned the dragons in Skyrim into Macho Man Randy Savage
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The only video game mod ever needed was the one that turned the dragons in Skyrim into Macho Man Randy Savage
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we are so crazy lucky to be alive at the same time random Brazilian men are like “people online would like to see my dick. and I should show them”
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
we are so crazy lucky to be alive at the same time random Brazilian men are like “people online would like to see my dick. and I should show them”
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Bowen & Matt doing a bunch of new ads and one of them is for an ai company 😬
February 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Bowen & Matt doing a bunch of new ads and one of them is for an ai company 😬
Muppet Chainsaw Hookers
A Serbian Muppet
The Muppet Chainsaw Massacre
February 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Muppet Chainsaw Hookers
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a war to distract us from the next epstein file dump
February 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
a war to distract us from the next epstein file dump
Looks like she’s really looking forward to losing the primary and then torpedoing James Talarico in the general. 🤡
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Looks like she’s really looking forward to losing the primary and then torpedoing James Talarico in the general. 🤡
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ass wednesday 🖤
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
ass wednesday 🖤
I can't stand Jeffries' rhetorical crutch of saying "so-called," as in this clip.
Hakeem Jeffries on Randy Fine: "Mike Johnson has spent a lot of time talking about decorum. Get your members under control. Because if you don't, we will."
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I can't stand Jeffries' rhetorical crutch of saying "so-called," as in this clip.
So far I've been doing great on my 2026 resolutions:
✅ Travel more
✅ Cut out caffeinated coffee in the mornings
✅ Be much sluttier
✅ Travel more
✅ Cut out caffeinated coffee in the mornings
✅ Be much sluttier
February 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
So far I've been doing great on my 2026 resolutions:
✅ Travel more
✅ Cut out caffeinated coffee in the mornings
✅ Be much sluttier
✅ Travel more
✅ Cut out caffeinated coffee in the mornings
✅ Be much sluttier
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that second photo was kinda taken for me
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
that second photo was kinda taken for me
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Pre- campaign launch book ✅
Signaling to the public that you don't kill dogs ✅
Signaling to the public that you don't kill dogs ✅
“Go and Do Likewise” is out Sept. 22, 2026.
Pre-order your copy: static.macmillan.com/static/smp/g...
Pre-order your copy: static.macmillan.com/static/smp/g...
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Pre- campaign launch book ✅
Signaling to the public that you don't kill dogs ✅
Signaling to the public that you don't kill dogs ✅
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February 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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i think the coolest part of local politics in DC is that candidates clearly value endorsements from our drag performers
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
i think the coolest part of local politics in DC is that candidates clearly value endorsements from our drag performers
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Leg Day was nice today 😮💨😋
February 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Leg Day was nice today 😮💨😋
YouTube is down 😿
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
YouTube is down 😿
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he's like if a 15 year old boy was 30
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
he's like if a 15 year old boy was 30
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I still love him
a baby yoda is wrapped in a blanket
ALT: a baby yoda is wrapped in a blanket
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I still love him
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Surprise surprise.
Never trust anything this administration says.
Never trust anything this administration says.
There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.
The same day DHS announced the surge would end in Minnesota, ICE activity increased in small towns
The less densely populated areas outside the Twin Cities make it harder for protesters and observers to organize.
www.theverge.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Surprise surprise.
Never trust anything this administration says.
Never trust anything this administration says.
I enjoy exactly one (1) of these movies.
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I enjoy exactly one (1) of these movies.
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Ooooo getting closer and closer to knocking Gillen out as the Democratic nominee
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Ooooo getting closer and closer to knocking Gillen out as the Democratic nominee
As a shoulder hair haver, I appreciate the representation.
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
As a shoulder hair haver, I appreciate the representation.
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid.
Emmer: "They want law enforcement to show IDs but they don't think people should show an ID to vote. There's some type of intellectual disconnect."
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid.
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I still feel a tinge of apprehension whenever I post a selfie throwing a peace sign because I’m scarred by this
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I still feel a tinge of apprehension whenever I post a selfie throwing a peace sign because I’m scarred by this
The Instagram pornbots are out of control rn
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The Instagram pornbots are out of control rn
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Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.