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Sean
@shirleystanson.bsky.social
tired person.
Louisville
Pinned
Oh, you’re a gay couple?

Which one parks the car as close to the store as possible no matter how busy it might be and which one parks far away because no one parks out there and the walk is good for you?
Essential Jelly Belly flavors:
Juicy Pear
Buttered Popcorn
Chocolate pudding
Toasted Marshmallow
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wore a Cute Shirt to the brother’s house for dinner, but it was cold so I kept the hoodie zipped.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Of all the pies, the peanut butter ie is the one you decide not to bring?
This is violence.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Thankful for all the people who live in my phone. This place can seem really silly and unreal sometimes, but I appreciate the relationships I've forged or maintained through this silly app.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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People whose entire workload is chatting while having lunches and dinners paid for by the company and then telling other people "Go fix this"
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Really amazing how they pull off this dog show every year, on Thanksgiving Day, in just two hours.

Wait, what?
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thankful for all of you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hi friends!

I've created a gofundme to help Dan get back on his feet after his hospital stay.

It would mean the world to me if could contribute something or even share this.

gofund.me/f211842df
Donate to Help Dan Recover and Find a New Home, organized by Garret Groathouse
Our beloved friend Dan has been going through some financial hardship since los… Garret Groathouse needs your support for Help Dan Recover and Find a New Home
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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when i accidentally click an ad on your website and then can't get back to where i was by clicking the "back" button, i am leaving your website, maybe forever
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
True Story:
I waited too long to trim my beard and now it kind of hurts when I use the trimmer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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every time I see a restaurant “established in 1996” or any 90s year I think oh wow, fresh business on the block good for them
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The Nuzzi thing makes me actually so mad as hell because I work with and know so many talented, dedicated journalists and writers who will never get the opportunity or money that have come her way despite the fact that her behavior is grossly irresponsible and morally bankrupt.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sorry I called you a nasty fucker when you made me c- ^phone dies*
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Might wear my dress shoes to dinner tomorrow.
(My regular shoes are literally falling apart.)
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
One more movie written by and starring Charles Busch.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Oh, you’re a gay couple?

Which one parks the car as close to the store as possible no matter how busy it might be and which one parks far away because no one parks out there and the walk is good for you?
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I know it’s hump day, but look at my jugs. 🙂‍↕️
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Instagram reviewing my content over a month after I shared any iffy content? Bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM