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dew-lulu (spoopy version)

@dewbert.social

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He/Him 📍DC DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert. I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 2h

Yeah same, I don't typically share his tastes but he does want to wear some of my stuff and I'm like HARD NO.

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 3h

Fellas who have fellas who wear the same size clothes as you: do you share wardrobes or nah?

I'm staunchly opposed. My look is my look, and I don't want to share it.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 3h

Good Morning, today we don our finest flannel and hit up some wineries in VA!

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 3h

These RIFs are painly illegal, they're just throwing more sand in the gears of a functioning government. They'll be overturned in court.

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 14h

Did it?

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 15h

Just started!

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 15h

We called it the Land Yacht!!

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 15h

NA IPA, *****e, Wayward and chill.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 15h

Rascal says dinner looks good

A vertical close-up photograph of a small, light-colored Shih Tzu Terrier mix with shaggy, tan and white fur, standing on its hind legs and resting its front paws on a person's dark-colored lap. The dog has an underbite that exposes its lower teeth and is looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed expression. It is wearing a blue and yellow patterned collar. A person's arm, wearing a black smartwatch, reaches into the frame on the right, petting the dog's side. The dog is on a yellow and white patterned rug, and a table and chair legs are visible in the blurred background.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 15h

Crab ran...goon?

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 16h

"The vegetable aisle was closed" yup sounds like ALDI.

Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 1d

Academy Award level intrigue raised by the police and ambulance outside and the passing comment "The vegetable aisle was closed".

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 17h

That's where we'd put the cinder blocks to weigh down the back so I wouldn't fishtail on icy roads!

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 18h

I learned to drive and took my driver's test on this. I should've walked away with a CDL.

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 18h

Hauls memories

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1996-buick-roadmaster-estate-wagon-25/

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 20h

Did a very cardio heavy workout at lunch and three hours later my heart rate still hasn't gone below 75 😅

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 20h

Like I understand all those words but why are they together in a sentence?

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 20h

a black and white cat wearing a green hat in a bathtub .

ALT: a black and white cat wearing a green hat in a bathtub .

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 20h

Finished Mr. Bates vs. The Post Office just now, and I think I needed a happy justice story in these dark times because I got a little weepy???

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 2d

Wild night with Rascal and Mr. Bates vs. the Post Office.

A man with short hair, a mustache, and a stubbly beard is taking a close-up selfie in bed. He is shirtless, revealing a circular Origin of Love tattoo on his left chest. A small, furry light-brown dog is resting on a dark blue pillow just behind the man's head. Both the man and the dog are looking toward the camera. A wooden headboard is visible in the background.

A straight-on shot of a tablet resting on a rumpled blue blanket or duvet in a bedroom. The tablet's screen is displaying a bright red background with a pattern of diagonal stripes, and the word "MASTERPIECE" is centered in white, capital letters with a serif font. The keyboard is black. In the background, a white closet door and the indistinct shape of a chair is visible.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 21h

This is definitely better than work.

A high-angle close-up shot of a small, light brown dog with long, shaggy fur curled up and sleeping peacefully on a dark surface, resting its head on a white or light-colored pillow. The dog is wearing a blue and yellow patterned collar. To the right, a person's legs are visible, wearing gray shorts with a drawstring and a peach-colored t-shirt. The background shows a multicolored, patterned blanket or rug.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

Sounds good to me!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

Ché Diaz was certainly an AI.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

We're about to go back to 7 per 10 day pay period 😭😭😭

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

At the very least, we should have periodic knowledge tests to reinforce rules of the road, and highlight any new laws. I swear some people have never seen a bike lane before -- and maybe not if they learned to drive in the 70s!

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

Hey #bikedc! I have a gently used Ride1Up Roadster e-bike that I'm looking to unload. It's a little small for me but would be a great starter e-bike for an older teen or smaller adult. (Like less than 6' tall). Thinking $500. Shoot me a DM if interested, or LMK if I should post anywhere else.

dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 22h

Yes.

Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 23h

What if you had to take your drivers test at least every 10 years?

A lot changes over time. Including knowledge/memory of the road rules, driver skills and ability, and the size and deadliness of vehicles.

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dew-lulu (spoopy version) @dewbert.social · 1d

I love opposite day.

A middle-aged man with a mustache and a dark mohawk stands against a solid teal-blue wall. He wears an orange t-shirt with "ROGUE" written across the chest in white, dark shorts, a smartwatch on his left wrist, and bright pink, yellow, and blue athletic shoes. His legs are crossed at the ankles, and his hands are clasped in front of his shorts. He has a serious expression and is looking directly at the camera.

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