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turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
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Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

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dewbert.social
Thankful for all the people who live in my phone. This place can seem really silly and unreal sometimes, but I appreciate the relationships I've forged or maintained through this silly app.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
dewbert.social
If this is about the Renovation Husbands I'm going to need the links...
codyodyody.bsky.social Cody @codyodyody.bsky.social · 18h
Found out today that BOTH of a hot reno/construction couple I've followed for a while have OF accounts? Happy Thanksgiving to me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
dewbert.social
Some of you are getting souvenirs.
A stack of five souvenir novelty license plates, all dark green with white text, mimicking the style of Mexican road signs. The top four plates read: "MERIDA 69" on the left (with a shield graphic) and "100% TOXICA" across the right. The bottom plate visible has the same "MERIDA 69" graphic on the left but reads "CHOP CALLE" on the right. The plates are displayed against a bright pink background.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
dewbert.social
If you can do this @ me
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
dewbert.social
Had a stress dream involving the worst parts of every job I've ever had plus my mother last night.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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flintnilf.bsky.social
you kids think you’re so cool with your little bottles of Double Scorpio, but it my day this is how we did poppers
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror... I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. ... Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
dewbert.social
Ok the drive back from Celestún to Mérida was stresssssssssful
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dewbert.social
Sound off best boys. Honor students. Gifted and talented. Racked with crippling anxiety as adults.
nixostorme.bsky.social it’s ya baster boi Nix🦃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 2d
An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
dewbert.social
6 months sober from alcohol today.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
dewbert.social
Saying "Lo siento, soy estadounidense..." quite a bit today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
dewbert.social
Chichén Itzá was pretty neat!
A close, ground-level shot emphasizing the massive stone steps and tiers of El Castillo, the main pyramid at Chichén Itzá. The structure dominates the frame, silhouetted against a bright, cloudy blue sky. ​A full view of the ancient Mayan pyramid, El Castillo, at Chichén Itzá, centered under a clear, cloudy sky. A person in a bright yellow shirt is walking away from the camera across the large, grassy plaza toward the pyramid, with other tourists scattered around. ​A full view of the ancient Mayan pyramid, El Castillo, at Chichén Itzá, centered under a clear, cloudy sky. A person in a bright yellow shirt is walking away from the camera across the large, grassy plaza toward the pyramid, with other tourists scattered around. A vertical photo showing many rows of tall, ancient stone columns, known as the Group of a Thousand Columns, at Chichén Itzá. The columns cast long shadows across the green, sunlit grass, leading back toward a dense line of trees under a bright blue sky with white clouds.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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robthefourth.bsky.social
Yes, at the same time white males are blaming everything they do on the male loneliness epidemic let’s go ahead and cut a program that helps boys make friends IRL
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
dewbert.social
Your fun aunt at Thanksgiving
A close-up of a square, red and white sign mounted on a beige, textured wall, indicating the location of a fire department connection (Siamese connection). The sign has a solid red background and a white border. The main graphic is a stylized white outline of what resembles a firefighter's helmet or perhaps the bell shape of the connection itself. Inside the top part of the outline, the white text reads "BOMBEROS" (Firefighters). Below the graphic, across the bottom, the white text in a large block font reads "TOMA SIAMESA" (Siamese Connection). There is also a small row of white dots below the central design element.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
dewbert.social
Have had SVU on in the hotel for some background noise during a nap and whew boy this show is bad.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
dewbert.social
Brb gotta knock out a few reps
A full-body photo of a bald, white man with sunglasses, wearing a blue "ROGUE" t-shirt and black shorts, standing in an outdoor public park gym. He is gripping a barbell with weighted plates on both ends, which is mounted on a fixed metal frame used for deadlifts or rows. The man is wearing bright neon green and blue athletic shoes. The ground is sandy or dirt, and he is shaded by trees overhead. In the background are white, modern architectural structures, including a tall white tower-like building, and other workout equipment, with bright sun and a blue sky overhead.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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viennabeef.social
Part of why the web blows ass now is because we pivoted so hard from protocols to closed services.

RSS feeds were dope. I could port in my favorite blogs, news, and artists to a platform I controlled. I engaged with my favored content on my terms.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
dewbert.social
Me to most of my bloomfies
A humorous, diamond-shaped, yellow warning sign with a black border. The main sign features black silhouettes of a man and a woman leaning in to kiss, with three small hearts rising above their heads. Directly below this is a rectangular yellow sign with a black border, containing the bold black text: "KISS PLEASE". The signs are mounted on a post in front of a building with a red and white awning that reads "TRATTORIA LA PASTA" and below it, an outdoor dining area with checkered tablecloths. In the background, to the right, a small green and white scooter is mounted on the wall.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
dewbert.social
Seeing lots of BYD and Changan EVs on the roads here... They're pretty slick!
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
dewbert.social
I have a tummy ache but this bed is so comfy I don't mind.
A close-up photo of a shirtless man lying in bed against white pillows and bedding. He has a short, spiky, salt-and-pepper haircut, a mustache, and a short beard. A circular, stylized line-art tattoo is visible on his upper chest. Prominent bruises of various sizes and colors (brown, purple, and yellow) are clearly visible on his shoulders and the upper part of his chest, consistent with marks left by cupping therapy.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
dewbert.social
The optimal way to eat Thanksgiving food is between two slices of sourdough bread with a slice of provolone cheese and a generous slather of Duke's mayonnaise.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dewbert.social
Think I might need a full length mirror at home.
A full-body mirror selfie of a white man with a short haircut, standing in a hotel room. He is wearing a dark blue tank top featuring a white graphic of a shark silhouette and khaki shorts. He is holding a phone up to take the picture, which partially obscures his face. Dark marks or bruises are visible on both shoulders. In the background are a bed with white linens, a nightstand, and a wooden floor.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
dewbert.social
Mérida is very chill. Loving the vibe so far.
A medium close-up selfie of a man with short, buzzed, graying blonde hair and a mustache. He is wearing a black sleeveless t-shirt with the word "BUTCH" written across the chest in a colorful, stylized 80s-inspired font that appears to be dripping. He has a neutral expression and is standing in front of a wall heavily covered in various stickers and graffiti.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
dewbert.social
Fucking love this place.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
dewbert.social
Chilling in Mérida for the week. Will probably be scarce on here. Follow our adventures on Instagram. Gobble Gobble, bloomfies!
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM