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turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
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Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

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Being cute before he goes on his nightly rampage
A photograph of a small, fluffy Shih Tzu mix, with light tan or golden fur and dark eyes. The dog is sitting upright on a navy blue shoulder bag that is resting on a light wood floor. The dog is looking slightly to the left of the camera. The background consists of a mint green wall and a glimpse of white stairs in the corner. The dog is wearing a thin, light-colored collar.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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These are actually decent and help settle a perpetual disagreement over tortilla choice in our household.
A close-up photograph of a clear plastic package of Trader Joe's Corn & Wheat Tortillas. The tortillas are visible inside the package, and a yellow, star-shaped label prominently displays the product name and key information. * Product: Trader Joe's Corn & Wheat Tortillas, made with a blend of corn and wheat. * Quantity: 8 tortillas. * Net Weight: 11.57 oz (328 g). * Date: A small white box on the left indicates the "BEST BY 11.21.2025" date. The package is being held by a hand on the right side against a blurry background, likely a kitchen counter or appliance.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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At least they're self aware!
The close-up rear view of a gray Honda Ridgeline pickup truck on an asphalt road in daylight. The license plate, from Virginia, reads "DEPLRBL" and has the text "IN GOD WE TRUST" at the top. Several bumper stickers are visible on the bumper below the license plate: A pink sticker in the center reads: "GOD IS PRO-LIFE". A dark purple and white sticker on the right reads: "TRUMP". The truck also has a trailer hitch receiver installed. The background is slightly blurred but shows other vehicles, traffic lights, and trees.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Good morning, I didn't look in the mirror before I left to walk the dog.
A middle-aged man with a short, closely-cropped haircut, except for the top which is styled straight up in a spiky, slightly messy fashion. He has a prominent mustache and a short, light beard/stubble. He is wearing a dark blue, quilted, puffy jacket, partially zipped, over a lighter blue layer visible at the collar. He is also wearing small, blue wireless earbuds. He is outdoors on a street, taking a selfie. In the background, there are trees with autumn foliage (some leaves still on the branches, others on the ground) and a residential area with a sidewalk and a fire hydrant visible. The lighting suggests late afternoon or early morning.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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We just hired a handyman to build us a drop zone for our front entry and a dry bar for our basement media room. I'm excited to get these projects done!
A 2D elevation-style technical drawing of a built-in wall unit. The unit consists of a top hanging cabinet and a lower bench/storage unit. The top unit has a height of 41 1/2" and a total width of 50 9/16". It is divided into a 16" wide closed cabinet on the left and a 33 3/4" wide open shelving unit with six compartments on the right. The lower part is a rectangular storage bench. A 3D perspective technical drawing of the same built-in wall unit shown in the last image. The unit is mounted on a white wall in a room perspective. A 3D rendering of a corner beverage station. The base unit, which includes a stainless steel appliance on the left and a white open X-style wine rack cabinet with a drawer on the right, is shown against a white wall. The unit is topped by a counter. Two simple floating shelves are mounted above it. Dimensions indicate the total width of the base unit is 40 3/4" and the counter height is 33 1/2".
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Really should wear my glasses more often.
A medium close-up selfie of a man with short, salt-and-pepper hair styled in a high pompadour/faux hawk, a prominent mustache, and a short beard. He is wearing purple-rimmed glasses and small wireless earbuds. His shirt is a navy blue and black raglan style with the white text "Movement. People. Health." printed on the chest. The background is an interior space with a bright orange wall on the right and a white bookshelf with various objects, including a lamp and small framed pictures, on the left.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Girl, stop.
A headshot of actress Jane Krakowski, a blonde woman with shoulder-length hair, looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. She is wearing dark clothing and diamond earrings, with her right hand resting near her neck. Below the image, there is a headline in a serif font that reads: "MY MONDAY MORNING" followed by "Jane Krakowski Expects to Die in an Electric Bike Accident."
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I don't get hangovers anymore but I still love a greasy fried rice for breakfast after a fun night out!
A high-angle view of ingredients laid out on a black stovetop next to a well-seasoned wok. Ingredients include a glass dish of cooked brown rice, a bowl of sliced carrots and celery, a bowl of sliced bacon, a small bowl of minced garlic and ginger, and a small bowl of dark sauce soy sauce mixed with Sriracha and rice vinegar. A close-up shot inside a wok showing finished fried rice. The rice is mixed with large pieces of chopped carrots, celery, and bits of bacon, coated in a light brown sauce. A close-up, high-angle view of a bowl of homemade fried rice topped with two fried eggs, a drizzle of sriracha, and a large serving of kimchi on the side. The bowl is sitting on a yellow-orange placemat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Ready to celebrate some friends' wedding!
A close-up selfie of two men smiling and wearing matching black tuxedos with white shirts and black bow ties, standing in front of a blue wall. The man in the foreground has a neatly groomed mustache and graying hair styled back, and the man behind him is looking happily at the camera.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Soup szn week two: Spicy Sausage, White Bean and Kale.
Ingredients for making soup laid out on a wooden cutting board on a white kitchen counter. The ingredients include carrots, celery stalks, an onion, garlic, two packages of ground pork sausage, a carton of chicken stock, a bag of chopped kale, and a glass bowl containing cooked white beans in broth. A close-up view of a hearty soup simmering in an orange enameled Dutch oven. The soup is light brown and chunky, featuring white cannellini beans, crumbled ground sausage, bright green chopped kale, and diced orange carrots.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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There's a "post you in 2019" thing going around Instagram right now. I pulled up some pics from that year, and man was it a good one. The pandemic really fucked me up.
Two men in formal attire stand outside, holding champagne flutes. The man on the left wears a gray suit and tie, smiling at the camera. The man on the right wears a black suit with a black tie and a purple patterned scarf. A white farmhouse and bare trees are in the snowy or late-winter background. A close-up, low-light photo of two men embracing and looking into each other's eyes in a city setting. The man on the left sits on a bicycle or bench wearing a printed shirt, and the man on the right stands, wearing a dark green shirt with his arm around the other man's shoulder. Tropical foliage is visible behind them. Two men stand outside by the water, smiling at the camera. The man on the left wears a dark curly wig, sunglasses resting on his tank top, and a blue tank top with a geometric bear graphic. The man on the right wears a blonde wig and round glasses, drinking from a silver can. A rainbow flag flies in the background, and boats are visible on the water.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Fridaze
A close-up selfie of a man with salt-and-pepper hair and a mustache, lying on a dark gray couch. He is wearing a gray long-sleeve shirt with horizontal stripes in red, orange, and yellow across the chest. A small, fluffy, light brown dog is resting on his chest, with its head nestled under the man's chin, wearing a yellow and blue patterned collar. A close-up selfie of the same man with salt-and-pepper hair and a mustache, lying on a dark couch. He is wearing a gray long-sleeve shirt with a chevron-like stripe pattern in red, orange, and blue across the chest. A small, light brown, fluffy dog with its eyes closed is resting its head on the man's shoulder and chest. The background suggests an indoor setting with a speaker and a partial view of a door.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Oh this new Aqara presence sensor is TINY.
A person is holding a small, white box for a smart home device called the "Aqara Presence Multi-Sensor FP300." The box shows an image of the white, round sensor device. Below the device name, there is text indicating connection options: "Aqara hub required" OR "BUILT ON THREAD AS BORDER ROUTER REQUIRED." There is also a yellow hazard warning triangle with an icon inside. The background is a bright orange wall.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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It's giving Kim Kardashian merkin thong
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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C'mon tiddies. Grow.
Man with a muscular build, salt-and-pepper mustache and goatee, and a shaved head, standing shirtless indoors. He has a simple circular tattoo on his upper right chest, and his hands are positioned near his hips. A bathroom or dressing area is visible in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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He knows he's cooked.
Donald Trump, with a blank expression, holds up a document folder showing a paper with his signature on it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Leftover smoked pulled pork butt hash
A white bowl filled with a savory hash dish, topped with two fried eggs. The base of the dish is a mix of shredded smoked pork butt, chopped red onion, diced red peppers, and asparagus. The fried eggs have runny yolks, and both the eggs and the hash are seasoned with black pepper and a drizzle of orange sauce or hot sauce.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I don't want to go to there.
This is a screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/washingtondc subreddit with the title, "Can someone EIL5 the drama with DC gay bars this week?" (EIL5 stands for 'Explain it Like I'm 5'). The post is categorized as [News] and has 45 upvotes and 68 comments. The main text is a long comment by the user freudsbathrub which attempts to explain the situation: > "Lmao here's what my friend explained to me about it: > Basically: bunker, revolt, and the eagle are all neighbors. Allegedly, bunker reported revolt for operating over capacity (they all do it). Revolt countered and mass reported the eagle and bunkers Instagram accounts and got them taken down. However, it's come out that the owner of revolt was strung up on meth and bunker didn't actually do anything, and now revolt is crashing out on Instagram > Revolt is basically now trying to play victim in all of this despite getting both other clubs' Instagram pages shut down, Revolt's owner is also the one that runs the social media and is apparently live-tweeting his meltdown/drug-induced psychotic break" > The following comment by user FeminineOdor simply says: > "And they were roommates" > To which freudsbathrub replies: > "Precisely" > The overall tone of the post and comments is informal and dramatic, focusing on a local feud involving three DC gay bars: Bunker, Revolt, and The Eagle.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Everyone posting their aurora pics and I'm over here with some light pollution reflecting off of clouds.
A long-exposure photograph of a cloudy night sky. The light from below illuminates the high, cirrus-like clouds from a neighborhood below, where a few windows show light and tree branches are silhouetted.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Rascal has been a big goof today
A cute, shaggy-haired Shih Tzu mix dog with tan and white fur sitting upright, wearing a bright green collar. Its lower front teeth are visible in a slight underbite. A cute, shaggy-haired Shih Tzu or Lhasa Apso mix dog with tan and white fur sitting upright, wearing a bright green collar. Its lower front teeth are visible in a slight underbite. The same shaggy-haired tan and white dog, now captured mid-yawn, with its mouth wide open, showing its tongue and the inside of its mouth. A cute Shih Tzu mix dog with light brown and white fur, wearing a multicolored collar, standing halfway up a set of gray carpeted stairs, looking to the left.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Love this new planter
A lush, green and yellow variegated Pothos (Epipremnum aureum) plant potted in a large, mirror-tiled disco ball planter. The planter rests on a shelf above a row of books.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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🤗🤗🤗
A close-up of a small, rustic ceramic bowl of French Onion Soup, placed on a white serving plate. The soup is topped with a thick, golden-brown crust of broiled and melted Gruyère cheese that extends over the rim of the bowl. A silver soup spoon rests on the plate next to the bowl. The background is a slightly blurry shot of a gray tabletop with other dining items. A close-up of a double cheeseburger served on a toasted, sesame seed bun with a small American flag toothpick stuck into the top. The burger features two beef patties, melted yellow cheese, and a few slices of green pickle. The burger rests on a white plate, with a side of golden French fries visible in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Sweater Weather
A medium-shot portrait of a light-skinned man with a short, slicked-back graying hairstyle and a full mustache and beard. He is wearing a long-sleeve knit sweater that features a dark navy blue at the bottom, which fades upward into an orange and rust color with a chevron pattern. He is standing indoors in front of a light teal wall, with a small piece of abstract art visible in the blurry background above his head.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I can hear this photo
A low-resolution image of a vintage-style television channel guide or schedule screen, likely from the late 1990s or early 2000s, with a brightly colored, abstract background. The upper portion features the title "PREVUE CHANNEL" in a thick, purple, blocky, digital font, overlaid on a green and yellow globe graphic. The lower portion is a dark blue grid displaying the program schedule for different channels and time slots. The time slots listed are 10:24 AM, 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM, and 11:30 AM. Programs visible in the grid include: * Channel 13 WSET: Rolonda, Mike & Maty * Channel 14 TNT: Bugs Bunny's All-Stars, Knots Landing * Channel 15 HTS: To Be Announced, Post Time From Pimlico
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"Try to bite all the time."
A close-up photograph of a small, light brown, shaggy-haired dog, sitting indoors. The dog is looking directly at the camera with dark eyes, resting its chin on a dark grey, textured couch. Vertical window blinds are visible in the background, letting in bright light, and an out-of-focus view of buildings and a street can be seen through the slats. The dog's expression is gentle or slightly curious. A photograph of a white grooming report card from "Doggy Style Bakery-Boutique-Pet Spa" lying on a dark, textured grey surface. The report card is filled out by hand in blue ink for a dog named "Rascal." Key details visible on the report card include: * Temperament: "Restless," "Un-cooperative," and notes "Try to bite all the time." * Services Performed (Checked): Bath & Brush, Flea & Tick Bath +$10, Haircut / Light Trim, Nail Trimming, Ear Cleaning, Anal Glands. * Condition of the dog: Coat is "Excellent," Ears are "Perfect," and Anal Glands are "Perfect." * My Groomer was: Eli. * Total: $100. * Next Appointment: Should be groomed again in "7 weeks." * Contact Information: 202-667-0595.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM