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@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
Oh thanks. This actually seems like it could be exactly what I'm looking for.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Oh thanks. This actually seems like it could be exactly what I'm looking for.
Okay I have never been so sore after a massage before. The way he stretched my hamstrings out 🥵
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Okay I have never been so sore after a massage before. The way he stretched my hamstrings out 🥵
Ugh don't make me download TikTok
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ugh don't make me download TikTok
An easy way to remember? We're all getting FFucked by tariffs.
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
An easy way to remember? We're all getting FFucked by tariffs.
It gets really good!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It gets really good!!!
Also I bought like five books to read.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Also I bought like five books to read.