turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Between the shutdown and my office being flooded I have been inside my house way too much and I'm SICK of it. Glad to be going to the office tomorrow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Between the shutdown and my office being flooded I have been inside my house way too much and I'm SICK of it. Glad to be going to the office tomorrow.
Bsky feed getting a little unwieldy, finally creating a list of people whose posts I enjoy so I don't miss anything slash get completely overwhelmed by other stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bsky feed getting a little unwieldy, finally creating a list of people whose posts I enjoy so I don't miss anything slash get completely overwhelmed by other stuff.
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big day for checks and balances, let’s keep it rolling
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
big day for checks and balances, let’s keep it rolling
Just boiled some apple cider vinegar to quick pickle shallots for dinner and whew, cleared out my sinuses.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just boiled some apple cider vinegar to quick pickle shallots for dinner and whew, cleared out my sinuses.
Trump's very bad week continues:
*TX District court strikes down gerrymandered 2026 maps. Trump appointee writes the ruling for the panel.
*House almost unanimously votes to release the Epstein files. (WTF, Clay Higgins, R-Pedoland?)
*TX District court strikes down gerrymandered 2026 maps. Trump appointee writes the ruling for the panel.
*House almost unanimously votes to release the Epstein files. (WTF, Clay Higgins, R-Pedoland?)
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trump's very bad week continues:
*TX District court strikes down gerrymandered 2026 maps. Trump appointee writes the ruling for the panel.
*House almost unanimously votes to release the Epstein files. (WTF, Clay Higgins, R-Pedoland?)
*TX District court strikes down gerrymandered 2026 maps. Trump appointee writes the ruling for the panel.
*House almost unanimously votes to release the Epstein files. (WTF, Clay Higgins, R-Pedoland?)
Oh there's a new DC gay bar called Rush? And it's two doors down from the other gay bar called Crush? Mkay.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh there's a new DC gay bar called Rush? And it's two doors down from the other gay bar called Crush? Mkay.
Weird little gym gain: I never really understood what "brace your core" meant, or how it shold feel. I just did a little practice with my hand on my stomach, and ... welp, there it is!
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Weird little gym gain: I never really understood what "brace your core" meant, or how it shold feel. I just did a little practice with my hand on my stomach, and ... welp, there it is!
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Not sure I’m ready for 2008-is-retro tbqh
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not sure I’m ready for 2008-is-retro tbqh
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Whoa: A federal court just barred Texas from using its new congressional map, drawn by the GOP to target Dems.
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Whoa: A federal court just barred Texas from using its new congressional map, drawn by the GOP to target Dems.
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
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Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
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This crude reimagining of the role that government workers play in American life is devastating for those who rely on federal services, and it is catastrophic for those who built their careers providing these services, writes @sashaabramsky.bsky.social.
https://bit.ly/47NuKh1
https://bit.ly/47NuKh1
The Deliberate Decimation of the Federal Workforce
Systems built up over the last 120 years are being either eliminated or corroded at warp speed, with the implicit blessing of the US Supreme Court.
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This crude reimagining of the role that government workers play in American life is devastating for those who rely on federal services, and it is catastrophic for those who built their careers providing these services, writes @sashaabramsky.bsky.social.
https://bit.ly/47NuKh1
https://bit.ly/47NuKh1
At least they're self aware!
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At least they're self aware!
Do those red light masks actually work?
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do those red light masks actually work?
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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Boy are your initials DNS because you’re always going down
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Boy are your initials DNS because you’re always going down
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They should keep access to those two down 🫶
Cloudflare says it has begun to resolve an outage disrupting access to sites like X, ChatGPT
Outage at Cloudflare disrupts access to some popular websites
Cloudflare said Tuesday an issue had impacted "multiple customers."
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They should keep access to those two down 🫶
Good morning, I didn't look in the mirror before I left to walk the dog.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Good morning, I didn't look in the mirror before I left to walk the dog.
In today's episode of "big company breaks Internet..."
Cloudflare ia having some issues, taking down lots of websites and services, including X (yay) and Bellingcat (boo).
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
In today's episode of "big company breaks Internet..."
Not The Onion.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy' people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Not The Onion.
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“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
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simply couldn’t imagine this sentence in 2013
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
simply couldn’t imagine this sentence in 2013
I got a couple of pairs of those AWRY shorts, and ... yeah, they make points.
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I got a couple of pairs of those AWRY shorts, and ... yeah, they make points.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!