Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
· Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
Y'all, I am a feral menace today. Someone's son needs to save me from myself.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Y'all, I am a feral menace today. Someone's son needs to save me from myself.
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
I've not yet read or seen Heated Rivalry, but it is decidedly strange to see my secret, guilty little late night reading obsession – melodramatic gay hockey romance novels – suddenly part of the cultural Zeitgeist. I hope going mainstream doesn't suddenly cause the books to double in price. 😅
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've not yet read or seen Heated Rivalry, but it is decidedly strange to see my secret, guilty little late night reading obsession – melodramatic gay hockey romance novels – suddenly part of the cultural Zeitgeist. I hope going mainstream doesn't suddenly cause the books to double in price. 😅
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
The absolute unit of a dumper on this twink flight attendant tho...
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The absolute unit of a dumper on this twink flight attendant tho...
Okay the sink drain covers are cute tho
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Okay the sink drain covers are cute tho
Narrator voice: "They were not."
New snow is so beautiful. Let's just hope CLE is more adept at handling snow than ORD usually is. 🤞🏻
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Narrator voice: "They were not."
There is a special, "Fargo"-accented place in hell for the schmuck who designed MSP airport.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There is a special, "Fargo"-accented place in hell for the schmuck who designed MSP airport.
New snow is so beautiful. Let's just hope CLE is more adept at handling snow than ORD usually is. 🤞🏻
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
New snow is so beautiful. Let's just hope CLE is more adept at handling snow than ORD usually is. 🤞🏻
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
My in-laws' grandfather clock is missing the last note in the Westminster Quarters before striking the hours and it might lead me to violence.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My in-laws' grandfather clock is missing the last note in the Westminster Quarters before striking the hours and it might lead me to violence.
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
Boy, landing into a grey, drizzly Cleveland as "California Dreamin'" randomly played on shuffle sure made me homesick, even though I've been out of California a grand total of six hours.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Boy, landing into a grey, drizzly Cleveland as "California Dreamin'" randomly played on shuffle sure made me homesick, even though I've been out of California a grand total of six hours.
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
::put on asbestos union suit and gloves::
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
::put on asbestos union suit and gloves::
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.