Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution.
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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
· Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
Those thighs would make excellent earmuffs 👅👅
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Those thighs would make excellent earmuffs 👅👅
Natural, whether that's fuzzy, smooth, or something in between. 👅
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Natural, whether that's fuzzy, smooth, or something in between. 👅
I've been listening to this on repeat ever since @balambsprings.bsky.social turned me onto it 🤩
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I've been listening to this on repeat ever since @balambsprings.bsky.social turned me onto it 🤩
Post a banger, not in English
Chez Toi, Slimane & Claudio Capéo
Chez Toi, Slimane & Claudio Capéo
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Post a banger, not in English
Chez Toi, Slimane & Claudio Capéo
Chez Toi, Slimane & Claudio Capéo
I do hope they fill in Scott and Kip's story somehow, even if it's woven into the other stories via flashbacks or the characters' crossovers in the bar. I neeeeeed to see the scene where Scott crashes the Grady home for dinner.
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I do hope they fill in Scott and Kip's story somehow, even if it's woven into the other stories via flashbacks or the characters' crossovers in the bar. I neeeeeed to see the scene where Scott crashes the Grady home for dinner.
Yeesh. I am not up on my celebrity sexual orientation deets 🥲
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Yeesh. I am not up on my celebrity sexual orientation deets 🥲
Ah I didn't know he was openly fluid! Even better 🥰
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Ah I didn't know he was openly fluid! Even better 🥰
I mean, Brandi Carlisle wasn't part of the halftime, but yes, that was awesome!
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I mean, Brandi Carlisle wasn't part of the halftime, but yes, that was awesome!
Was Ricky Martin the first openly gay Superb Owl performer?
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Was Ricky Martin the first openly gay Superb Owl performer?
Just imagine how many MAGAts are having heart attacks and strokes right now 🥰🥰🥰
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just imagine how many MAGAts are having heart attacks and strokes right now 🥰🥰🥰
I call first and last in line!
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I call first and last in line!
Naked, sweaty cuddles when you're both covered in spunk are the best!
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Naked, sweaty cuddles when you're both covered in spunk are the best!
If I could, I absolutely would!
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
If I could, I absolutely would!
One of our local grocery stores had a whole pallet of them! They seem to only be around for a few weeks each winter.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
One of our local grocery stores had a whole pallet of them! They seem to only be around for a few weeks each winter.
I am such a slut for a hot man in an open robe 🥵👅
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I am such a slut for a hot man in an open robe 🥵👅
Note to self: when going hard on legs, wear darker shorts so exercise-induced precum isn't so glaringly obvious 🙃🥲
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Note to self: when going hard on legs, wear darker shorts so exercise-induced precum isn't so glaringly obvious 🙃🥲
Quite a big job; gonna need both hands and my mouth to do it right!
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Quite a big job; gonna need both hands and my mouth to do it right!
Holy shit I need to lick those luxuriantly furry balls!
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Holy shit I need to lick those luxuriantly furry balls!
You are so impossibly cute 😍
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
You are so impossibly cute 😍
The angry Korean is based on a sauce from a wing joint in SF and has gochujang, gochugaru, rice vinegar, soy sauce, garlic, ginger, sugar, and sesame oil. The nacho cheese is cheddar and pepperjack melted in evaporated milk along with sodium citrate and a bit each of Tajín and Frank's Red Hot. 🤤
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The angry Korean is based on a sauce from a wing joint in SF and has gochujang, gochugaru, rice vinegar, soy sauce, garlic, ginger, sugar, and sesame oil. The nacho cheese is cheddar and pepperjack melted in evaporated milk along with sodium citrate and a bit each of Tajín and Frank's Red Hot. 🤤
Feast like a condemned prisoner having his last meal! 👅
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Feast like a condemned prisoner having his last meal! 👅
In preparation for our not-Super Bowl party tomorrow, I've made sangrita from sour oranges to sip with tequila/mezcal, nacho cheese using sodium citrate, three different wing sauces (Sichuan, Buffalo, and angry Korean), and dry brined 5 lbs of wings. It's killing me to have to wait until tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
In preparation for our not-Super Bowl party tomorrow, I've made sangrita from sour oranges to sip with tequila/mezcal, nacho cheese using sodium citrate, three different wing sauces (Sichuan, Buffalo, and angry Korean), and dry brined 5 lbs of wings. It's killing me to have to wait until tomorrow.
Ooh, I've been meaning to pick up some primordial ooze!
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Ooh, I've been meaning to pick up some primordial ooze!
I very very much want this view as I timidly ask permission to remove your jeans 🫠
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I very very much want this view as I timidly ask permission to remove your jeans 🫠