Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Okay the sink drain covers are cute tho
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Okay the sink drain covers are cute tho
New snow is so beautiful. Let's just hope CLE is more adept at handling snow than ORD usually is. 🤞🏻
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
New snow is so beautiful. Let's just hope CLE is more adept at handling snow than ORD usually is. 🤞🏻
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
And this made me even more homesick. Fuck the fascist right.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
And this made me even more homesick. Fuck the fascist right.
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
Waaaaait, you're a short king? 🫠 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Waaaaait, you're a short king? 🫠 🥵
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴