Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
The way I would slavishly worship those hanging balls 🥵👅
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The way I would slavishly worship those hanging balls 🥵👅
This is a feast worthy of Michelin stars! 🥵👅
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is a feast worthy of Michelin stars! 🥵👅
The profound frustration of having a jpg load pixel by pixel and then someone picks up the phone extension just before it gets to the goodies. 😤
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The profound frustration of having a jpg load pixel by pixel and then someone picks up the phone extension just before it gets to the goodies. 😤
What a lovely feast! 🫦
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What a lovely feast! 🫦
Bet your bush would feel nice on my nose, too! 😈
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bet your bush would feel nice on my nose, too! 😈
Not to mention that todger! 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not to mention that todger! 🥵
I think they'd be very safe and cared for in my mouth! 🫦
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think they'd be very safe and cared for in my mouth! 🫦
The way my tongue would trace every vein from your wrist to your hip to the tip of your foreskin 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The way my tongue would trace every vein from your wrist to your hip to the tip of your foreskin 🫠
Until your balls were deflated and I needed my stomach pumped. 💦👅
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Until your balls were deflated and I needed my stomach pumped. 💦👅
Your furry tummy would feel so nice on my forehead while I swallowed you! 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Your furry tummy would feel so nice on my forehead while I swallowed you! 🥵
Those hangers tho. 😮💨
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Those hangers tho. 😮💨
You are so fucking cute 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You are so fucking cute 🫠
You can have permanent dibs on my 'space'! 🥵
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You can have permanent dibs on my 'space'! 🥵
I for one would like to read this thesis! 😍
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I for one would like to read this thesis! 😍
(Or at least let me watch while he does) 😅
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
(Or at least let me watch while he does) 😅
They're pretty good! My go-to is Best Day, but Athletic makes good stuff too.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They're pretty good! My go-to is Best Day, but Athletic makes good stuff too.
Jesus, those things must distort gravity with their mass 🫠🥵
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Jesus, those things must distort gravity with their mass 🫠🥵
Tag urself I'm Edd (but with a jockstrap fetish)
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tag urself I'm Edd (but with a jockstrap fetish)
I, sir, am a connoisseur of sweaty furry nuts! I'll treat them like a Michelin-starred meal.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I, sir, am a connoisseur of sweaty furry nuts! I'll treat them like a Michelin-starred meal.
However long it took to fit that monster inside me 😅
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
However long it took to fit that monster inside me 😅
Those hairy nuts need a thorough tongue bath! 🥵
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Those hairy nuts need a thorough tongue bath! 🥵