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I’m not a baby, I’m a toddler! | 35 going on 2 | he/Him
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Being a toddler is who I am!
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
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My buddy Thom Nicolette is still open for commissions! He's in a tight spot and could really use the help! He's still building up his presence on here so liking/sharing is mega appreciated!
Here are some of the most recent things he's done, and his linktree for more info! linktr.ee/thom.nicolette
Here are some of the most recent things he's done, and his linktree for more info! linktr.ee/thom.nicolette
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My buddy Thom Nicolette is still open for commissions! He's in a tight spot and could really use the help! He's still building up his presence on here so liking/sharing is mega appreciated!
Here are some of the most recent things he's done, and his linktree for more info! linktr.ee/thom.nicolette
Here are some of the most recent things he's done, and his linktree for more info! linktr.ee/thom.nicolette
What an incredible weekend! My heart is so full and I feel so loved and validated. I’ve met so many incredible people, spent time with incredible friends, and connected with incredible critters! Thank you all for making this a super special weekend. I love you all! <3
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
What an incredible weekend! My heart is so full and I feel so loved and validated. I’ve met so many incredible people, spent time with incredible friends, and connected with incredible critters! Thank you all for making this a super special weekend. I love you all! <3
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January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Not to brag, but my intelligence has always been artificial
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Not to brag, but my intelligence has always been artificial
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It's nap time at the daycare; a hushed voice can be heard not far from the hall. 💤
"He was supposed to be in the next class up this year, but it doesn't seem like he's quite ready for that..."
"He was supposed to be in the next class up this year, but it doesn't seem like he's quite ready for that..."
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's nap time at the daycare; a hushed voice can be heard not far from the hall. 💤
"He was supposed to be in the next class up this year, but it doesn't seem like he's quite ready for that..."
"He was supposed to be in the next class up this year, but it doesn't seem like he's quite ready for that..."
Me: “I’m gonna pick up so many chicks!”
Also me, a toddler: *gets literally picked up by said chicks*
Also me, a toddler: *gets literally picked up by said chicks*
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Me: “I’m gonna pick up so many chicks!”
Also me, a toddler: *gets literally picked up by said chicks*
Also me, a toddler: *gets literally picked up by said chicks*
When they say America is the land of opportunity, they mean it has the opportunity for improvement
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
When they say America is the land of opportunity, they mean it has the opportunity for improvement
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Oh! I’ll be at FC again this year with all my photo stuff! If anyone would like some fursuit, baby, or baby fursuit pictures, let me know!
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh! I’ll be at FC again this year with all my photo stuff! If anyone would like some fursuit, baby, or baby fursuit pictures, let me know!
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For anybody interested, @novarain.bsky.social is taking slots for a cute little indoor winter theme
www.furaffinity.net/view/63611246/
#abdl #diaper #babyfur
www.furaffinity.net/view/63611246/
#abdl #diaper #babyfur
YCH- Snow day! by Noverz -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!
www.furaffinity.net
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
For anybody interested, @novarain.bsky.social is taking slots for a cute little indoor winter theme
www.furaffinity.net/view/63611246/
#abdl #diaper #babyfur
www.furaffinity.net/view/63611246/
#abdl #diaper #babyfur
Repost for the morning crew cause I’m super proud of how that photo turned out ☺️
January 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Repost for the morning crew cause I’m super proud of how that photo turned out ☺️
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Being a toddler is who I am!
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Being a toddler is who I am!
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
Vegan babyfurs, or as they’re otherwise known:
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Vegan babyfurs, or as they’re otherwise known:
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Showing of his brand spankin' new wolf undies ✨
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Showing of his brand spankin' new wolf undies ✨
Being a toddler is who I am!
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Being a toddler is who I am!
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
It means embracing my sense of wonder, rejecting cynicism, embracing excited, and allowing myself the space to feel and express emotions.
What does being Little mean for you?
Story time is always better with a friend to read to you!
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Story time is always better with a friend to read to you!
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WHO LEFT THIS BANANA HERE?!?!? 🍌
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
WHO LEFT THIS BANANA HERE?!?!? 🍌
Let’s do this! :3
January 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Let’s do this! :3
*in a job interview*
“So Phelan, what motivates you?”
Me, internally: “don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats…”
“So Phelan, what motivates you?”
Me, internally: “don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats…”
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
*in a job interview*
“So Phelan, what motivates you?”
Me, internally: “don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats…”
“So Phelan, what motivates you?”
Me, internally: “don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats, don’t say bum pats…”
“Phelan was once a normal guy living in Seattle. But all that changed when he was bitten by a radioactive toddler! Now he has super toddler powers! He is…Spider-Kid!”
*Spider-Kid theme plays*
*Spider-Kid theme plays*
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“Phelan was once a normal guy living in Seattle. But all that changed when he was bitten by a radioactive toddler! Now he has super toddler powers! He is…Spider-Kid!”
*Spider-Kid theme plays*
*Spider-Kid theme plays*
You: “I want a baby brother!”
Mom: “You’ve got a baby brother at home!”
Baby brother at home:
Mom: “You’ve got a baby brother at home!”
Baby brother at home:
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You: “I want a baby brother!”
Mom: “You’ve got a baby brother at home!”
Baby brother at home:
Mom: “You’ve got a baby brother at home!”
Baby brother at home:
Narf: *checks the baby monitor after putting me to bed*
Me:
Me:
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Narf: *checks the baby monitor after putting me to bed*
Me:
Me:
Me every morning facing a day full of stacking blocks and Paw Patrol reruns: I’m up, I’m changed, I got a sippy cup full of tequila sunrise. Let’s do this.
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Me every morning facing a day full of stacking blocks and Paw Patrol reruns: I’m up, I’m changed, I got a sippy cup full of tequila sunrise. Let’s do this.
My husband is upstairs playing games with friends. I could sit down here listening to him laugh and have fun all night. I love him so much ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
My husband is upstairs playing games with friends. I could sit down here listening to him laugh and have fun all night. I love him so much ❤️
Seems kinda fitting lol
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Seems kinda fitting lol