Official Binky Bandit 🍼 🔜 FC 2026
@smallishwolf.bsky.social
I’m not a baby, I’m a toddler! | 35 going on 2 | he/Him
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Have you always wanted to lead your own army from your own throne?! 🏆🌟
Well, at least in this new YCH you can lead all the animals to victory! (in exchange for some treats ofc) 🐭🍫
Driving Madness YCH with special 🌟Black Friday🌟 Price!!!
DM to claim your slot!
Well, at least in this new YCH you can lead all the animals to victory! (in exchange for some treats ofc) 🐭🍫
Driving Madness YCH with special 🌟Black Friday🌟 Price!!!
DM to claim your slot!
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Have you always wanted to lead your own army from your own throne?! 🏆🌟
Well, at least in this new YCH you can lead all the animals to victory! (in exchange for some treats ofc) 🐭🍫
Driving Madness YCH with special 🌟Black Friday🌟 Price!!!
DM to claim your slot!
Well, at least in this new YCH you can lead all the animals to victory! (in exchange for some treats ofc) 🐭🍫
Driving Madness YCH with special 🌟Black Friday🌟 Price!!!
DM to claim your slot!
Thinking back to that time I was diapered under my clothes and thinking I was so sneaky. My mom swatted at my rear randomly at one point and went “hmmm”, then left it alone.
I can’t help but think she knew. She never said anything about it, but why else would she do that?!
I can’t help but think she knew. She never said anything about it, but why else would she do that?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thinking back to that time I was diapered under my clothes and thinking I was so sneaky. My mom swatted at my rear randomly at one point and went “hmmm”, then left it alone.
I can’t help but think she knew. She never said anything about it, but why else would she do that?!
I can’t help but think she knew. She never said anything about it, but why else would she do that?!
Gonna strip off my big boy clothes and go run away to live in the forests. I'll spend the rest of my days building forts out of sticks, exploring the banks of rivers, and playing in the mud!
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gonna strip off my big boy clothes and go run away to live in the forests. I'll spend the rest of my days building forts out of sticks, exploring the banks of rivers, and playing in the mud!
I need an older brother who will begrudgingly babysit me during the summer while dad is at work. And he brings me along to hang out with all his cool high school friends and dresses me up like a cool kid and and
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I need an older brother who will begrudgingly babysit me during the summer while dad is at work. And he brings me along to hang out with all his cool high school friends and dresses me up like a cool kid and and
Oh! I’ll be at FC again this year with all my photo stuff! If anyone would like some fursuit, baby, or baby fursuit pictures, let me know!
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh! I’ll be at FC again this year with all my photo stuff! If anyone would like some fursuit, baby, or baby fursuit pictures, let me know!
It’s too hard to be big today. If you need me I’ll be building a blanket fort and eating snacks…
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s too hard to be big today. If you need me I’ll be building a blanket fort and eating snacks…
No cheating post your lock screen!
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
No cheating post your lock screen!
My baby milestone book is huge
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My baby milestone book is huge
*Today's episode of House Hunters*
Narf: "I grow artisan sunflowers"
Me: "I'm a full-time adult toddler"
Both: "Our budget is 8.5 million"
Narf: "I grow artisan sunflowers"
Me: "I'm a full-time adult toddler"
Both: "Our budget is 8.5 million"
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
*Today's episode of House Hunters*
Narf: "I grow artisan sunflowers"
Me: "I'm a full-time adult toddler"
Both: "Our budget is 8.5 million"
Narf: "I grow artisan sunflowers"
Me: "I'm a full-time adult toddler"
Both: "Our budget is 8.5 million"
Me: "Why am I a wolf and you're
a raccoon?"
Dad:"Come on buddy, it's too early for these kinds of questions..."
a raccoon?"
Dad:"Come on buddy, it's too early for these kinds of questions..."
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me: "Why am I a wolf and you're
a raccoon?"
Dad:"Come on buddy, it's too early for these kinds of questions..."
a raccoon?"
Dad:"Come on buddy, it's too early for these kinds of questions..."
I am completely dependent on my blankey. Dad can always tell when I've gone too long with out it cause I get cranky and fussy.
One of the big things about it that calms me down and relaxes me is the smell of it. Last night I realized that Dad's smell has the same effect on me x3
One of the big things about it that calms me down and relaxes me is the smell of it. Last night I realized that Dad's smell has the same effect on me x3
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am completely dependent on my blankey. Dad can always tell when I've gone too long with out it cause I get cranky and fussy.
One of the big things about it that calms me down and relaxes me is the smell of it. Last night I realized that Dad's smell has the same effect on me x3
One of the big things about it that calms me down and relaxes me is the smell of it. Last night I realized that Dad's smell has the same effect on me x3
*Inflation furs watching the news*
Anchor: "Inflation is way up this year!!"
Fur:"oh fuck yeah..."
Anchor: "Inflation is way up this year!!"
Fur:"oh fuck yeah..."
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
*Inflation furs watching the news*
Anchor: "Inflation is way up this year!!"
Fur:"oh fuck yeah..."
Anchor: "Inflation is way up this year!!"
Fur:"oh fuck yeah..."
I always worry that when people find out I’m a comedian, that they will expect me to be funny. I’m only funny like 10% of the time xD
🎨: @lem0nsqueezy
🎨: @lem0nsqueezy
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I always worry that when people find out I’m a comedian, that they will expect me to be funny. I’m only funny like 10% of the time xD
🎨: @lem0nsqueezy
🎨: @lem0nsqueezy
Suuuuuuper cute picture by @scottcoyotte.bsky.social to celebrate the best season!
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Suuuuuuper cute picture by @scottcoyotte.bsky.social to celebrate the best season!
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Today is my birthday! My only wish is to have my art shared 💙🥳🧁
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Today is my birthday! My only wish is to have my art shared 💙🥳🧁
It's TMi Tuesday!! Ask me silly things! :3
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's TMi Tuesday!! Ask me silly things! :3
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨
We've partnered with River Barrel to distribute our bold, refreshing ciders throughout western Washington State! Visit the link in our bio to read the full press release!
#SlightlyFurry #BoldFlavorsForBoldAnimals #RiverBarrel #Seattle
We've partnered with River Barrel to distribute our bold, refreshing ciders throughout western Washington State! Visit the link in our bio to read the full press release!
#SlightlyFurry #BoldFlavorsForBoldAnimals #RiverBarrel #Seattle
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨
We've partnered with River Barrel to distribute our bold, refreshing ciders throughout western Washington State! Visit the link in our bio to read the full press release!
#SlightlyFurry #BoldFlavorsForBoldAnimals #RiverBarrel #Seattle
We've partnered with River Barrel to distribute our bold, refreshing ciders throughout western Washington State! Visit the link in our bio to read the full press release!
#SlightlyFurry #BoldFlavorsForBoldAnimals #RiverBarrel #Seattle
Toes are wiggly and tickly and fun to grab!
🎨: I Love Stuff on FA <3
🎨: I Love Stuff on FA <3
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Toes are wiggly and tickly and fun to grab!
🎨: I Love Stuff on FA <3
🎨: I Love Stuff on FA <3
Dad, catching me and a friend stealing from the cookie jar: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
Me:
Me:
a man in a hat and sunglasses says " we 're on a mission from god "
ALT: a man in a hat and sunglasses says " we 're on a mission from god "
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Dad, catching me and a friend stealing from the cookie jar: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
Me:
Me:
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Been super art motivated since the Zootopia wrap party, couldn't help but to paint Nick in Krita! I've also been working hard behind the scenes to improve my work, and I feel it's paying off!
Sometime I'd love to make a post how I've been using Obsidian to improve my art!
#Zootopia #illustration
Sometime I'd love to make a post how I've been using Obsidian to improve my art!
#Zootopia #illustration
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Been super art motivated since the Zootopia wrap party, couldn't help but to paint Nick in Krita! I've also been working hard behind the scenes to improve my work, and I feel it's paying off!
Sometime I'd love to make a post how I've been using Obsidian to improve my art!
#Zootopia #illustration
Sometime I'd love to make a post how I've been using Obsidian to improve my art!
#Zootopia #illustration
Yeah, I’m with the DEA, the Diaper Enforcement Agency
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yeah, I’m with the DEA, the Diaper Enforcement Agency
In today’s episode of Phelan’s Surreal Life as an Adult Toddler: my therapist asked me to come in for an interview-person visit instead of telehealth. When I got there he brought me into the room they use for kids so I could play with crayons while we talked x3
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In today’s episode of Phelan’s Surreal Life as an Adult Toddler: my therapist asked me to come in for an interview-person visit instead of telehealth. When I got there he brought me into the room they use for kids so I could play with crayons while we talked x3
It’s funny how much more often I drink water when I get to drink it from my sippy cup rather than a regular glass.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s funny how much more often I drink water when I get to drink it from my sippy cup rather than a regular glass.
How is my husband not my number 1 interaction? Am I a bad partner? Lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How is my husband not my number 1 interaction? Am I a bad partner? Lol