SharpDressedReptile
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
Andy "Sharps" Scherman
Vegan - Ace/Aro - Pagan
Animator/Storyboard Artist/Character Designer
*commissions closed*
*looking for work*
https://linktr.ee/SharpDressedReptile
Vegan - Ace/Aro - Pagan
Animator/Storyboard Artist/Character Designer
*commissions closed*
*looking for work*
https://linktr.ee/SharpDressedReptile
Pinned
phew! I can finally show some stuff I've been pecking away at on weekends! Helping my dear pal @pitiyindee.bsky.social on their next Hank Howell cartoon!
He challenged me with doing a few laugh shots at some tricky angles, and I LOVE a challenge!
It feels good to animate again!
He challenged me with doing a few laugh shots at some tricky angles, and I LOVE a challenge!
It feels good to animate again!
Drawing was how I kept myself sane while suffering in school, sketching where I'd rather be or what I'd rather be doing. Naturally it became a skill that got built over time, and once the 100th adult told me I should do it as a career, I conceded.
Its hard to tell if I chose this path on my own
Its hard to tell if I chose this path on my own
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Drawing was how I kept myself sane while suffering in school, sketching where I'd rather be or what I'd rather be doing. Naturally it became a skill that got built over time, and once the 100th adult told me I should do it as a career, I conceded.
Its hard to tell if I chose this path on my own
Its hard to tell if I chose this path on my own
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Obsessed with this 1991 restaurant branding and their three cute wolf mascots 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Obsessed with this 1991 restaurant branding and their three cute wolf mascots 🥺
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Open for chibis as well!
$60 USD each
To claim email @ [email protected]
Please include: character refs/pics and a mood/simple idea/pose
$60 USD each
To claim email @ [email protected]
Please include: character refs/pics and a mood/simple idea/pose
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Open for chibis as well!
$60 USD each
To claim email @ [email protected]
Please include: character refs/pics and a mood/simple idea/pose
$60 USD each
To claim email @ [email protected]
Please include: character refs/pics and a mood/simple idea/pose
Just wanna offer an apology to anyone who's felt ghosted or ignored by me the past few months, my social battery isn't in the best shape, and I've been going through a weird transitional period, and it's making time management difficult. Its just hard to meet others at their energy levels lately...
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just wanna offer an apology to anyone who's felt ghosted or ignored by me the past few months, my social battery isn't in the best shape, and I've been going through a weird transitional period, and it's making time management difficult. Its just hard to meet others at their energy levels lately...
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It's crazy that one of Jim Tyer's final works was Fritz the Cat. Like you can immediately spot his signature style in some shots.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's crazy that one of Jim Tyer's final works was Fritz the Cat. Like you can immediately spot his signature style in some shots.
"Mmm, that cloud looks like a donut!"
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Mmm, that cloud looks like a donut!"
Took a quick break from my last few commissions to do more Clem exploration, and realized he's becoming a lot more dinosaur-like with his bottom heavy old man physique, and I'm weirdly okay with that
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Took a quick break from my last few commissions to do more Clem exploration, and realized he's becoming a lot more dinosaur-like with his bottom heavy old man physique, and I'm weirdly okay with that
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we NEED to bring this archetypical character back. We've gone too long without lil scrungly guys, society is suffering, young men have nothing to look up to
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
we NEED to bring this archetypical character back. We've gone too long without lil scrungly guys, society is suffering, young men have nothing to look up to
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
I want to go roller skating again, it's been a minute..
a couple of men are dancing on a bowling alley .
ALT: a couple of men are dancing on a bowling alley .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I want to go roller skating again, it's been a minute..
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I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
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Pink Panther my beloved
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pink Panther my beloved
Lady passing me as I walked into Starbucks:
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lady passing me as I walked into Starbucks:
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
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Igor the composer and singer 🦎🎶🎸
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Igor the composer and singer 🦎🎶🎸
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
Can I please just have a local watering hole that doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can I please just go be a grumpy old man somewhere QUIET so I can just draw and drink my whiskey in peace when I wanna get out of the house?
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can I please just have a local watering hole that doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can I please just go be a grumpy old man somewhere QUIET so I can just draw and drink my whiskey in peace when I wanna get out of the house?
I havent found a single use for, or single thing that this Gemini AI shit improves upon that I dont already get by perfectly fine with by just Googling whatever I need to know/do.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I havent found a single use for, or single thing that this Gemini AI shit improves upon that I dont already get by perfectly fine with by just Googling whatever I need to know/do.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
Peak breakfast is sitting in a Panera snacking on a loaf of sourdough you ordered for later like a big weird goblin while waiting for what you actually ordered for breakfast.
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Peak breakfast is sitting in a Panera snacking on a loaf of sourdough you ordered for later like a big weird goblin while waiting for what you actually ordered for breakfast.
Apologies if I've come across as being a bit distant lately, my brain is becoming less tolerant of the information overload of "feeds," it triggers my depression/anxiety instantly even if it's all positive, just trying to dump that unrealistic pressure to "keep up" with everything.
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Apologies if I've come across as being a bit distant lately, my brain is becoming less tolerant of the information overload of "feeds," it triggers my depression/anxiety instantly even if it's all positive, just trying to dump that unrealistic pressure to "keep up" with everything.
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@mainmandarin.bsky.social had it comin'!
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@mainmandarin.bsky.social had it comin'!
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There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party