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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Jun 26

Give ya girl a quick read.

Bite size chunks just for you!

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Danny Miller @danielmilleresq.bsky.social · Jun 22

While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections.

These attacks must be viewed from this lens.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Jun 22

Did all #cancerrisings sleep through the news? 😭

Just me?
#tiredsoul #ww3 #dreamlandisbetter

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · May 17

Oh no! It got you & the dog! 🫤

My husband picked THEE perfect time for grilling. But really, who *doesn't* like their weiner covered in dust?

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · May 16

Twinning!

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Apr 13

The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.

Practical Astros ⚕️ @practicalastros.bsky.social · Apr 13

Me & @smartasstro.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @byjoveastro.bsky.social @celestiaastrology.bsky.social in the group chat about each days astrology

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Apr 12

It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚

Celestia Astrology✨️🌙☀️ Sonia @celestiaastrology.bsky.social · Apr 12

This week’s @smartasstro.bsky.social and I look at the Full Moon in Libra with Venus stationing direct within the hour on the 12/13th April, location dependant. Mercury then prepares to conclude his Retrograde Shadow story with his return to Aries, crossing that tender Pisces/Aries threshold.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Apr 8

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Aries II - Who wears the Crown?

The hesitation before the leap.

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Celestia Astrology✨️🌙☀️ Sonia @celestiaastrology.bsky.social · Apr 3

The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Apr 3

Facts!

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Mar 31

A day late and a dollar short... but it makes sense.

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Aries I

The Pioneer

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Mar 16

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Janessa @byjoveastro.bsky.social · Feb 28

On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.

Eclipses Workshop Spring 2025 - Asteri Sofia Kairos's Ko-fi Shop

🌑 Eclipse Portals 2025: Fate, Flow & Transformation – A 3 hour live workshop with a workbook and breakout session. Explore the March eclipses, past c...

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Steph @ladycazimi.bsky.social · Mar 1

Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · Feb 25

I heart Tina Smith.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 26

Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆
#rbf

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 21

I want to support but I absolutely do not want to like this!

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Practical Astros ⚕️ @practicalastros.bsky.social · Feb 20

I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn!
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Practical Astros Talks Tarot

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 18

The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 18

We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 17

Next stop: dragons!

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 17

Purrfection

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 16

Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer.
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 9

Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️

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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · Feb 1

Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?

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