Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR 🇺🇦
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My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
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It looks like I picked the wrong four years to quit sniffing glue.
Trump auctions off a speed-painted Jesus for $2.75M at Mar-a-Lago, jokes about draining wallets, praises the artist as an all-time great. Campos says the scene sounds fake because it should. Then comes the Caligula comparison.
Did I make this one up? - Lawyers, Guns & Money
You decide: President Donald Trump rang in the New Year at his Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Florida, by presiding over a charity auction at which he sold off a portrait of Jesus Christ for $2.75…
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January 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Trump auctions off a speed-painted Jesus for $2.75M at Mar-a-Lago, jokes about draining wallets, praises the artist as an all-time great. Campos says the scene sounds fake because it should. Then comes the Caligula comparison.
If federal policy now starts with viral videos and ends with nationwide punishment, what happens to any program that serves people Trump or MAGA influencers don’t like?
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News Corpse
The Internet's Chronicle of Media Decay
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January 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
If federal policy now starts with viral videos and ends with nationwide punishment, what happens to any program that serves people Trump or MAGA influencers don’t like?
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Methinks the stuffed cloak-bag of guts' protests too much.
Given how often he posts about this, it seems less like reassurance for others and more like he’s trying to convince himself that he passed the cognitive exam.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Methinks the stuffed cloak-bag of guts' protests too much.
If federal policy now starts with viral videos and ends with nationwide punishment, what happens to any program that serves people Trump or MAGA influencers don’t like?
buff.ly/Wev03fw?
buff.ly/Wev03fw?
News Corpse
The Internet's Chronicle of Media Decay
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January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If federal policy now starts with viral videos and ends with nationwide punishment, what happens to any program that serves people Trump or MAGA influencers don’t like?
buff.ly/Wev03fw?
buff.ly/Wev03fw?
Michael Cohen argues 2026 is when Trump’s chaos stops working. Budgets, health care, courts, foreign wars, and even SCOTUS won’t bend forever. Power, voters, and reality are pushing back.
2026: The Year Power Stops Obeying Trump
A new year strips away slogans and spectacle, exposing how chaos governs poorly, power erodes quietly, and consequence arrives without asking permission or caring who once controlled the noise.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Michael Cohen argues 2026 is when Trump’s chaos stops working. Budgets, health care, courts, foreign wars, and even SCOTUS won’t bend forever. Power, voters, and reality are pushing back.
Greene helped show Trump doesn’t fully control his party anymore. If she’s a symptom, not a cause, what does that say about where MAGA goes next, especially without a unified enemy to fight?
Why this isn’t the last we’ll hear of Marjorie Taylor Greene
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia closed out November with a shocking announcement: She’ll resign her House seat on Jan. 5, 2026. The timing is strategic—it ...
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January 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Greene helped show Trump doesn’t fully control his party anymore. If she’s a symptom, not a cause, what does that say about where MAGA goes next, especially without a unified enemy to fight?
Bernie Sanders at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration: “Demanding that the wealthy and large corporations pay their fair share is not radical.” The loudest cheers came right there. That tells you what this moment meant.
Bernie Sanders Speaks with Zeteo After Swearing In Zohran Mamdani
Sanders described his joy at Mamdani proudly standing behind Democratic socialism – and why he sees him as a ‘national spokesperson’ for the movement.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bernie Sanders at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration: “Demanding that the wealthy and large corporations pay their fair share is not radical.” The loudest cheers came right there. That tells you what this moment meant.
Trump didn’t suddenly rediscover federalism. He pulled National Guard troops because courts stopped him. This is a reminder that law still constrains power, and why doomerism helps no one.
Turning tail - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Another example of why fatalism and doomerism in the face of Trump’s reelection are bad: President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he is pulling National Guard troops out of Chicago, Los…
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January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Trump didn’t suddenly rediscover federalism. He pulled National Guard troops because courts stopped him. This is a reminder that law still constrains power, and why doomerism helps no one.
Warp drive talk always sounds like nerd fun until serious journals get involved. At what point does speculative physics become something worth public money and attention, not eye rolls?
Are You Ready For A Warp Drive?
A new model has been been developed to create a physical warp drive—one that doesn’t require negative energy.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Warp drive talk always sounds like nerd fun until serious journals get involved. At what point does speculative physics become something worth public money and attention, not eye rolls?
Trump insists the economy is “hotter than ever.” Middle-class voters say otherwise. The tension isn’t left vs right. It’s promises vs grocery bills. This article tracks how that gap is showing up in the polls.
'He hasn’t been able to deliver': Trump loses more ground with key demographic
President Donald Trump is closing out 2025 with lower approval ratings from a key demographic: the middle class. Trump's economy has been plagued by erratic tariffs and an affordability crisis he…
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January 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Trump insists the economy is “hotter than ever.” Middle-class voters say otherwise. The tension isn’t left vs right. It’s promises vs grocery bills. This article tracks how that gap is showing up in the polls.
If more Christian leaders said openly that America is not the Kingdom of God, would that slow Christian nationalism, or is the movement no longer really about religion at all?
Christian leader debunks MAGA claim that America was 'intended to be a theocracy'
When Vice President JD Vance spoke at Turning Point USA's recent AmericaFest 2025 convention in Phoenix, he told the MAGA crowd that the United States "always will be a Christian nation." And Vance…
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January 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
If more Christian leaders said openly that America is not the Kingdom of God, would that slow Christian nationalism, or is the movement no longer really about religion at all?
If a special counsel won’t even read his own findings out of fear of violating a judge’s order, what does congressional oversight look like under those rules? And who benefits most from that silence?
Jack Smith didn’t even open part 2 of Trump report due to Judge Aileen Cannon
While testifying before the House Judiciary Committee, former special counsel Jack Smith revealed that while he's seen part one of his official report of his investigation, he's never seen part two.…
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January 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
If a special counsel won’t even read his own findings out of fear of violating a judge’s order, what does congressional oversight look like under those rules? And who benefits most from that silence?
Trump keeps bragging about the “hottest” economy on Earth. Bloomberg compared U.S. markets to the rest of the world and found they badly underperformed. The gap is bigger than you might think 📉
Stock market shatters Trump’s claim the US has the world’s 'hottest' economy: analysis
During his speeches, President Donald Trump often claims that he inherited a broken economy from former President Joe Biden and is now overseeing an era of renewed prosperity. But Biden's defenders,…
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January 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Trump keeps bragging about the “hottest” economy on Earth. Bloomberg compared U.S. markets to the rest of the world and found they badly underperformed. The gap is bigger than you might think 📉
Trump isn’t only changing policy. He’s redesigning Washington itself. A new report says his team wants loyalists, not experts, on the commission that approves public art and memorials. Power first, process later.
Trump welcoming 'loyalists with little expertise' for commission on DC projects
In predominantly Democratic Washington, D.C., President Donald Trump is putting his stamp on a wide range of projects — from a lavish White House ballroom that will replace the recently demolished…
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January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Trump isn’t only changing policy. He’s redesigning Washington itself. A new report says his team wants loyalists, not experts, on the commission that approves public art and memorials. Power first, process later.
Scott Lemieux looks at Trump’s visible aging, bad health habits, and refusal to follow doctors’ advice. The real issue isn’t aspirin or socks. It’s whether the media applies the same standards it used on Biden.
Tired old man ignoring the advice of his doctors - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Aging men rejecting the advice of doctors (either preemptively or retrospectively) is hardly unusual, but it is suboptimal for the president of the United States: President Trump is taking more…
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January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Scott Lemieux looks at Trump’s visible aging, bad health habits, and refusal to follow doctors’ advice. The real issue isn’t aspirin or socks. It’s whether the media applies the same standards it used on Biden.
A sharp take on Never Trump media discovering media failure in 2026. It connects The Bulwark’s plea to a long tradition of center-right resets that memory-hole the GOP before Trump. 👀
Gallows Schadenfreude (™)
Definition: Enjoying a hearty laugh at someone else's adversity or tribulation even as you stand up there on the windy gibbet. ...
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January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
A sharp take on Never Trump media discovering media failure in 2026. It connects The Bulwark’s plea to a long tradition of center-right resets that memory-hole the GOP before Trump. 👀
Redistricting assumes voters stay put. But voters move politically. Trump gained with some immigrant communities in 2024. One year later, tariffs, deportations, and costs flipped those same places back blue.
GOP redistricting could backfire as urban, immigrant areas turn back to Democrats
Voters in Florida, New Jersey and Virginia cities shifted away from Republicans this year. By Tim Henderson for Stateline GOP reversals in this year’s elections, especially in some urban and ...
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January 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Redistricting assumes voters stay put. But voters move politically. Trump gained with some immigrant communities in 2024. One year later, tariffs, deportations, and costs flipped those same places back blue.
The nonprofit running DC’s public golf courses says it’s “devastated” by the Trump administration ending its lease, despite $8.5M in improvements. That word choice matters because this land has public and Black golf history tied to it.
Trump Administration Ends 50-Year Lease On Public Golf Courses In Possible Rebrand Move
Officials for the National Links Trust said in a statement that they were “devastated” by the decision.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The nonprofit running DC’s public golf courses says it’s “devastated” by the Trump administration ending its lease, despite $8.5M in improvements. That word choice matters because this land has public and Black golf history tied to it.
Trump’s team lifted sanctions on three executives tied to Intellexa, a spyware network accused of helping authoritarian surveillance and targeting journalists and U.S. officials. Biden put them on the list. Trump took some off.
Trump Administration Lifts Sanctions On Three Spyware-Linked Executives
The Intellexa spy software consortium built and commercialized “highly invasive spyware products,” the Treasury Department previously said.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Trump’s team lifted sanctions on three executives tied to Intellexa, a spyware network accused of helping authoritarian surveillance and targeting journalists and U.S. officials. Biden put them on the list. Trump took some off.
Jack Smith says Trump knew the fraud claims were false, invited angry supporters to DC, sent them to the Capitol, then wouldn’t stop the attack. That’s why Jordan tried to keep this behind closed doors.
Release of Jack Smith interview shows 'why Jim Jordan didn’t want public testimony': experts
The video of a closed-door interview with former special counsel Jack Smith was released at the end of the day, New Year's Eve, but it hasn't stopped legal analysts from walking through some of the…
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January 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Jack Smith says Trump knew the fraud claims were false, invited angry supporters to DC, sent them to the Capitol, then wouldn’t stop the attack. That’s why Jordan tried to keep this behind closed doors.
Trump world says it hates elites. Then it takes over a public arts center and treats it like a private club. Whitehouse’s probe shows how fast “anti-elite” turns into perks for friends.
Trump allies are looting the Kennedy Center: senator
President Donald Trump appointed his acolytes to oversee the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and immediately began looting, Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) said in an interview with…
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January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Trump world says it hates elites. Then it takes over a public arts center and treats it like a private club. Whitehouse’s probe shows how fast “anti-elite” turns into perks for friends.
