Will Smirk for Food (he/him) #FBR 🇺🇦
@smirk4food.com
Owned by a blind cat. Recovering Xitter user.
Please no DMs. I leave conversations.
My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
Please no DMs. I leave conversations.
My posts will occasionally drift into parody or satire.
Who thought the Domino theory would apply to American imperialism?
If you don't know what the Domino Theory is, ask your grandpa. He probably got drafted for it.
If you don't know what the Domino Theory is, ask your grandpa. He probably got drafted for it.
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Who thought the Domino theory would apply to American imperialism?
If you don't know what the Domino Theory is, ask your grandpa. He probably got drafted for it.
If you don't know what the Domino Theory is, ask your grandpa. He probably got drafted for it.
Good morning, Foxy.
Today is the anniversary of the day that my son adopted his cat Lucretia.
Today is the anniversary of the day that my son adopted his cat Lucretia.
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Good morning, Foxy.
Today is the anniversary of the day that my son adopted his cat Lucretia.
Today is the anniversary of the day that my son adopted his cat Lucretia.
Wasn't that the president who starred in "The Seven Year Itch?"
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Wasn't that the president who starred in "The Seven Year Itch?"
Who had "start 2026 by invading Venezuela" on their bingo card?
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Who had "start 2026 by invading Venezuela" on their bingo card?
Here's my son's anxious dog Conway sharing his bed with my blind cat Gennie.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Here's my son's anxious dog Conway sharing his bed with my blind cat Gennie.
Okay, did you fail to do your duty and drop dead last night?
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Okay, did you fail to do your duty and drop dead last night?
Who knew that the mascot of democracy in 2025 would be a frog?
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Who knew that the mascot of democracy in 2025 would be a frog?
