Sarah Mitchell
@smitchalot.bsky.social
Notoriously clumsy, AuDHD, loves cooking, mum of 2 munchkins. She/her. Not a stander by of nonsense.
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Sarah Mitchell
@smitchalot.bsky.social
· Oct 27
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Imagine commandeering an emotional well-being meeting for a child because it’s “your right” and your input is “having too much time to think about something”.
Very anti-therapy. Very anti her support system.
Groundbreaking. No notes. Very 1970s vintage.
Very anti-therapy. Very anti her support system.
Groundbreaking. No notes. Very 1970s vintage.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Imagine commandeering an emotional well-being meeting for a child because it’s “your right” and your input is “having too much time to think about something”.
Very anti-therapy. Very anti her support system.
Groundbreaking. No notes. Very 1970s vintage.
Very anti-therapy. Very anti her support system.
Groundbreaking. No notes. Very 1970s vintage.
Illness struck H down for a few days and in the last few hours demolished a packet of baby cucumbers, a bowl of tofu and sweetcorn noodles, a packet of breadsticks, and a brownie… I think he’s feeling better!
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Illness struck H down for a few days and in the last few hours demolished a packet of baby cucumbers, a bowl of tofu and sweetcorn noodles, a packet of breadsticks, and a brownie… I think he’s feeling better!
I’m 99% sure M has contracted her third case of chickenpox…. 🫤
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m 99% sure M has contracted her third case of chickenpox…. 🫤
“Risk it for a biscuit!”
“Eating is cheating.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Risk it for a biscuit!”
Had a race with the Tesco Man for my delivery (of course it came as I was collecting M from school) and he won by 3 minutes. Good for him though waiting I was beyond grateful!
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Had a race with the Tesco Man for my delivery (of course it came as I was collecting M from school) and he won by 3 minutes. Good for him though waiting I was beyond grateful!
Bought a new cleanser for my face before my last one ran out: organised ✅
Current one running out: can’t find new one ❌
Current one running out: can’t find new one ❌
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Bought a new cleanser for my face before my last one ran out: organised ✅
Current one running out: can’t find new one ❌
Current one running out: can’t find new one ❌
Saw a clip of a “Everybody loves Raymond” reunion and they were iron clad on no remakes… did a Google (as you do) and fair. The poor kiddo. RIP Sawyer 😿
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Saw a clip of a “Everybody loves Raymond” reunion and they were iron clad on no remakes… did a Google (as you do) and fair. The poor kiddo. RIP Sawyer 😿
My WhatsApp has an essence of Love Actually with a dedicated “Camel Chat 🐪 “ to figure out costumes for the assembly happening (everyone has a costume that fits but the camels).
We have 9/12 camels in the chat. We are trying to track down the other 3 to coordinate T-shirts we can make 😂
We have 9/12 camels in the chat. We are trying to track down the other 3 to coordinate T-shirts we can make 😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My WhatsApp has an essence of Love Actually with a dedicated “Camel Chat 🐪 “ to figure out costumes for the assembly happening (everyone has a costume that fits but the camels).
We have 9/12 camels in the chat. We are trying to track down the other 3 to coordinate T-shirts we can make 😂
We have 9/12 camels in the chat. We are trying to track down the other 3 to coordinate T-shirts we can make 😂
Deep cleaning my bedroom and channeling life being…. Ergh… into having a clean space. Is it possible to deep clean without moving furniture around? Yes. Is it possible FOR ME to deep clean without moving furniture? Absolutely not 😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Deep cleaning my bedroom and channeling life being…. Ergh… into having a clean space. Is it possible to deep clean without moving furniture around? Yes. Is it possible FOR ME to deep clean without moving furniture? Absolutely not 😂
*best Nicki Graham gesture*
WHO IS SHE?!?
I have no idea who this person is but imagine talking like that and calling someone else a bully 😂
WHO IS SHE?!?
I have no idea who this person is but imagine talking like that and calling someone else a bully 😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*best Nicki Graham gesture*
WHO IS SHE?!?
I have no idea who this person is but imagine talking like that and calling someone else a bully 😂
WHO IS SHE?!?
I have no idea who this person is but imagine talking like that and calling someone else a bully 😂
Wished someone the compassion they give unto others should they fall on hard times and oddly they were really cross about it….. 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wished someone the compassion they give unto others should they fall on hard times and oddly they were really cross about it….. 🙃
The amount of places I’ve seen Co-opt White Ribbons to talk about other shite instead of VAWG is staggering. It’s like “oh we really appreciate bowel cancer so much but we are using this day to talk about this very different other thing 🫶 “
Just don’t bother. Don’t bother if you can’t be bothered
Just don’t bother. Don’t bother if you can’t be bothered
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The amount of places I’ve seen Co-opt White Ribbons to talk about other shite instead of VAWG is staggering. It’s like “oh we really appreciate bowel cancer so much but we are using this day to talk about this very different other thing 🫶 “
Just don’t bother. Don’t bother if you can’t be bothered
Just don’t bother. Don’t bother if you can’t be bothered
Kids just referred to it as the “orange tiles make a path like the one in the wizard of Oz” and my heart actually audibly broke a little bit….. 😭 😂
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Kids just referred to it as the “orange tiles make a path like the one in the wizard of Oz” and my heart actually audibly broke a little bit….. 😭 😂
Curious if it’s just me being wildly vague or if anyone things the same way. Someone in town had a dog, chatting (on the phone I think) but it was super fast chat. Like, a good auctioneer quick he would have a great career doing it…. Here is my film synopsis…..
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Curious if it’s just me being wildly vague or if anyone things the same way. Someone in town had a dog, chatting (on the phone I think) but it was super fast chat. Like, a good auctioneer quick he would have a great career doing it…. Here is my film synopsis…..
Reposted by Sarah Mitchell
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Loki is lying around my neck purring and it’s officially Scarf Boi season again ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Loki is lying around my neck purring and it’s officially Scarf Boi season again ❤️
Black buldak - but fancy 🍜
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Black buldak - but fancy 🍜
Always see those TikTok style videos where people eat a whole cucumber and i used to find that odd until I discovered this stuff. Now I could probably just chow through 3/4 cucumbers at a time with this 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Always see those TikTok style videos where people eat a whole cucumber and i used to find that odd until I discovered this stuff. Now I could probably just chow through 3/4 cucumbers at a time with this 😂
Reposted by Sarah Mitchell
M has taken my Snarf to bed. If you know you’re Thundercats lore I am him, the derpy side character that steps up and saves the day. We don’t need superheroes in this house. Just cute and getting shit done 💪🏻
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
M has taken my Snarf to bed. If you know you’re Thundercats lore I am him, the derpy side character that steps up and saves the day. We don’t need superheroes in this house. Just cute and getting shit done 💪🏻
I’m going to blame it on me being tired… but he’s goooood at TikTakToe 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m going to blame it on me being tired… but he’s goooood at TikTakToe 😂
When it’s been a day… we are treating ourselves like thems rich folks do. We have the heating on. Only in one room…but yknow. Counts!
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When it’s been a day… we are treating ourselves like thems rich folks do. We have the heating on. Only in one room…but yknow. Counts!
Trying to be more spontaneous and fun (energy and finance permitting) and M just realised we haven’t been to her fave Asian supermarket in forever… so that’s what we are doing!
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trying to be more spontaneous and fun (energy and finance permitting) and M just realised we haven’t been to her fave Asian supermarket in forever… so that’s what we are doing!
Exhausted. Can’t sleep. Sometimes being strong for everyone is just hard and tiring.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Exhausted. Can’t sleep. Sometimes being strong for everyone is just hard and tiring.