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Local Boy :3 (But Jolly 🧑‍🎄)
@smokedmacaque.bsky.social
20 🇫🇮 | Catboy | He/Him ♂️ | Uni Student | Friend of Bugs | 0 Talents | Bi? 😳 | 🧑‍🎄🎄✨️ Christmas Arc! ✨️🎄🎅

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Not done this before, but here's my current interests for #Promosky December:

Games
- Sekiro🥷👹
- Bloodborne🐺🐙
- Fallout: New Vegas🎰
- Rain World🌧
- PvZ🌱🧟
- Dave the Diver🐠

Music
- System of a Down
- Poets of the Fall
- Joji

Other
- Current autistic obsession: Sengoku japan and buddhist mythology🤓
Test in 8 hours. Can't sleep. Don't feel like studying.

Sitting at my computer. Looking like a girl. Nodding off.

This is the way.
a girl with pink hair and a striped shirt is sleeping
ALT: a girl with pink hair and a striped shirt is sleeping
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December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Quick sneak peek of what's to come tomorrow on #FemboyFriday! 😘
#Femboy #Femsky
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Local boy keeps getting the spicy chicken noodles, knowing fully well how dire the consequences are...
a black and white image of a crying anime girl with the words `` tummy hort '' written on the bottom .
Alt: Tummy hort :(
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December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Waaaaah... I'm fucked...
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If I'm not traumatized by spooky test on friday, said friday will be a #FemboyFriday 😳

Catboy is locking in for study session
a cartoon character with blue hair and headphones is standing in the grass .
ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair and headphones is standing in the grass .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Speaking of razor blades, that shit just stopped working halfway into shaving my legs 🤪🔫

Oh, and 30 followers 🎉
Is it weird, that reading anything in my native language feels like razor blades on my eyes but English is just fine?
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is it weird, that reading anything in my native language feels like razor blades on my eyes but English is just fine?
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Not done this before, but here's my current interests for #Promosky December:

Games
- Sekiro🥷👹
- Bloodborne🐺🐙
- Fallout: New Vegas🎰
- Rain World🌧
- PvZ🌱🧟
- Dave the Diver🐠

Music
- System of a Down
- Poets of the Fall
- Joji

Other
- Current autistic obsession: Sengoku japan and buddhist mythology🤓
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
👀
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I straight up don't conform to laws of mortality unless you use one of two fancy swords to kill a big centipede in my body ama
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Meow
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Obsessed with these idiots rn.

Problem is, I could see the vocalist showing up to one of my family gatherings in a Volvo with a hot wife and three kids, then shake my hand and say he's the brother of my aunt's husband and that he runs a small lumber business in the north.
youtu.be/SWLReEoxjFk?...
Poets of the Fall - Requiem for My Harlequin (Official Video w/ Lyrics)
YouTube video by Poets of the Fall (Official)
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There's no Thunder Sour Apple in stock today, so I have to make due with a DISGUSTING Black Raspberry!🤢🤮
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One year ago today
This fall-off needs to be studied 🔍🔬
#ScholarlyActionNeeded #OhiOn #MustaLippuYhdistää #FemboySFW
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Either I'm cracked or there is some latent #Witchcraft in this thing!
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reposted by Local Boy :3 (But Jolly 🧑‍🎄)
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
There are all manner of life and school things I should be doing.
Instead, I will put my funny little skirt on and play Sekiro :D
#FemboyGaming #Femboysfw #Procrastination
a picture of a man with cat ears and the words i love you on his face
ALT: a picture of a man with cat ears and the words i love you on his face
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November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Bluesky is fun, because you post anything of yourself and then get flirted on by someone twice your age who hits you with:
"What's your name. How do your feet smell?"

Is this how women feel?
#Pondering #IWillKinkShame #GroomersAbound
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dear Santa 🎅:

"If I don't find a comically large rainbow lollipop in my stocking on Christmas morning, there will be blood."

- Cheerful Boy <3
a cat wearing a santa hat with the words this cat looks at jolly people
ALT: a cat wearing a santa hat with the words this cat looks at jolly people
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November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know he has seen the yellow sign, but I can't prove it
a picture of a grim reaper with flowers and butterflies with the words hello chat
ALT: a picture of a grim reaper with flowers and butterflies with the words hello chat
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November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Jesus Christ, don't search by this tag!
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM