Evan DeSimone
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Evan DeSimone
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Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg 📍 NYC
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I don’t have any faith in Gavin Newsom i just support the art of being mean wherever I see it.
If you actually watch Gavin Newsom's podcast I think you will lose any faith you have misplaced in him. I'm sorry! He capitulates repeatedly to the conservative provocateur B-team. I don't think he can do combative discourse well enough in person and I suspect he does not write his own tweets
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When I was canvassing for Zohran a woman walked right up to me and when I asked if she wanted go sign she said “I’m Jessica Ramos” and seemed SO pissed I didn’t recognize her and it’s like well whose fault is that?
Rough day for Tesla drivers. Everyone’s gonna key that shit now.
If you don’t do this to me when I die, i’ll be furious.
The reviews are in!
I think you're my new favorite comedian.
A lot of people think American hegemony is in decline, but we currently have both ThePope AND The Anti-Christ so…
We all laughed at him, but pollen season has me doing this five times a day.
“Thoughts and prayers” final boss.
This is how conservatives think about the economy.
Welp, “we can’t just ignore the President’s desires.”
I’m not sure I agree.
Why not screen it for traces of Fentanyl? That fake excuse is just as made up.
I don’t think the American public, broadly, had correctly identified the cause of their actual problems once in my lifetime.
The Americans of today have no ability to tolerate even minor pain and are too intellectually stunted to understand why they are suffering. A lethal combination.
This is easy. They will become even more insane but will direct that madness at a completely unrelated target.
morbidly curious how Americans will react if and when they can't get dirt cheap Chinese dropshipper crap off Amazon anymore
Someday Elon is going to die, and it’s going to be funny, and people are going to say “don’t laugh! He has a family that loves him!” I think it’s very important to remember that no, in fact, he very specifically does not.
They’ve correctly noted that while labor unions are not their natural allies, the membership itself is more culturally conservative than it is economically rational.