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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 13h

Active government eh?

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 1d

The next strip has her digging a shallow grave in the forest.

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Crankengreims 🔩🧟🔩 @crankgrimes.bsky.social · 1d

There's a person on Reddit cutting a cup of chives every day till they're perfect, and every day people in the comments point out the imperfections and say "See you tomorrow!"

"Cutting a cup of chives everyday until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 2" and a photo of a cup of sliced chives

Close-up photo of chives with caption "So close. See yah tomorrow."

Photo of a knife and cut chives. "Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 17 "

Close-up of chives with one circled. "What is that, a leprechaun's green penis? See you tomorrow chef!"

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 2d

I guess you just write "on fire" to get the chatbot to list every repair as urgent

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

Worse. I think they're on my plane.

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

This post didn't happen

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

Narrator: "He lives... alone."

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

Amazing that the royal family hasn't completely cut him loose.

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

In HK airport and there's a couple of awful Australians in the lounge. Every second word is fuck and worse, they don't know that Suva is the capital of Fiji. Then they dump on the country.

I'm 10 metres away and they're very audible. Ergh...

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

2nd. Albos first was to Trumps arse

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it

Alt: a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it

media.tenor.com

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

You've saved 3 pounds in the last year alone!

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 3d

Taken too young.

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 14d

A King Missile cover?

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 17d

No one will find this surprising, but what is surprising is that they thought they'd get away with it. Hah! Just kidding. Israel doesn't care about hiding genocide so this isn't going to matter to them.

Jack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 17d

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 17d

Here's a map that should change but won't because western countries are weak.

Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 20d

Just wait until you hear what they did to the Palestinians...

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Smurfingbeer @smurfingbeer.bsky.social · 20d

Beer, beer, smurfing beer. You don't get drunk, and it isn't dear

Let me be Frank @franksting.bsky.social · 20d

explain your username: some comedian in a cheesehead pretending to be frank stapleton on the RTE coverage of World Cup 1994

MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 20d

Explain your username:

Decades ago I read the Fay Weldon book "Praxis" and the name resonated with me. I have used it on the internet for nearly 30 yrs (previously without the Ms) & also briefly for a small theatre touring group. It's a name I answer to & fits better than my real name!