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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social

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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 8h

Believe I'm out for the evening. Keep nodding off and getting woken up by my head bob/jerk/snort.

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Jonathan @frakitall.bsky.social · 11h

Stolen from someone, but so appropriate.

Listen. We only have 4 months to learn Spanish.

Here is how you say, “Release the Epstein files.”

“Liberar los archivos de Epstein.”

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Rememberancer Terra @transgirlterra.bsky.social · 11h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 10h

ICBMWs
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Winnebagos...

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Rememberancer Terra @transgirlterra.bsky.social · 11h

I got a better idea mail delivery heat seeking missiles

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

*dog sniffs tree in back yard*

"Hmmmm, my human is ill"

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Rememberancer Terra @transgirlterra.bsky.social · 11h

Fuck yeah asparagus

*bites into a stick of asparagus like it’s a slim Jim”

a man wearing sunglasses and a red hat is holding a bag of chips and says oh yeah

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red hat is holding a bag of chips and says oh yeah

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 12h

Well they never promised what kind of tastes you'd experience

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 13h

Throwing people's houses like

a woman washing her hands in a sink with the word wentworth on the bottom right

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 21h

if only we could pay to do that. instead they’re like “other people paid us to obscure useful things from yu so here’s one page of stuff trending with bot farms + on page 2 it’s the same things yu’ve already seen”

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h

Well shoulder rehab..sooo much fun. As per them, I'm several weeks ahead of where I should be.

But I CAN feel the reactivation of the muscle groups that had been dormant from the tears.

Gosh, it feels nice to have a little muscle group reminding me "hellloooo".

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h

Oh that bitch

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome to the new age of having to pay for real results

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful what you ask for...it could be my grandma..you would never recover