Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
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You’re a dick if you order pizza delivery in a snowstorm
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
You’re a dick if you order pizza delivery in a snowstorm
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Hot tubs have been over-sexualized, hot tub sex is terrible, I should be able to suggest getting into a hot tub platonically
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Hot tubs have been over-sexualized, hot tub sex is terrible, I should be able to suggest getting into a hot tub platonically
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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January 25, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Hey Canada! Some of your weather escaped and has run amok before deciding to come rest on my lawn. Come get it
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Hey Canada! Some of your weather escaped and has run amok before deciding to come rest on my lawn. Come get it
Man, nothing like having to crawl under the bathroom sink at 0030a to remove the 'p' trap from a freak happenstance. Spouse removed the hair strainer & after cleaning it out.... put it on the counter instead of right back in place. Yup, 2-3ft away from the sink, removes her earring which did
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Man, nothing like having to crawl under the bathroom sink at 0030a to remove the 'p' trap from a freak happenstance. Spouse removed the hair strainer & after cleaning it out.... put it on the counter instead of right back in place. Yup, 2-3ft away from the sink, removes her earring which did
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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there we go
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
there we go
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NEW: Minnesota BCA was denied access to the crime scene. They got a WARRANT and DHS STILL BLOCKED THEM. So DHS doesn’t need a warrant to enter your house, but an actual warrant to enter the crime scene is denied?
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
NEW: Minnesota BCA was denied access to the crime scene. They got a WARRANT and DHS STILL BLOCKED THEM. So DHS doesn’t need a warrant to enter your house, but an actual warrant to enter the crime scene is denied?
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January 23, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I incompetent
C ontracted
E xecutioners
C ontracted
E xecutioners
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I incompetent
C ontracted
E xecutioners
C ontracted
E xecutioners
Well, got my PJs and hospital socks on...at least I'm comfy. Gonna eat some comfort food & just wait this winter storm out
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Well, got my PJs and hospital socks on...at least I'm comfy. Gonna eat some comfort food & just wait this winter storm out
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