Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
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Does the pop tart belong on the chart?
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Does the pop tart belong on the chart?
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Only 23 shames til Christmas!
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Only 23 shames til Christmas!
Think I'm going to have a food coma nap....back in a bit
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Think I'm going to have a food coma nap....back in a bit
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A new version of the Mayan calendar will just be some graph paper and pictures of Maya Hawke. You write the days in however you want.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A new version of the Mayan calendar will just be some graph paper and pictures of Maya Hawke. You write the days in however you want.
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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hit my DMs for the answer to this
But what will they make disappear?
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
hit my DMs for the answer to this
Oh boy, they upped the shoulder workout and whew I'm tired. But we're closing in on the end. Still ahead of where I "should" be before my next hand surgery in a couple of weeks. Yayyyy
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh boy, they upped the shoulder workout and whew I'm tired. But we're closing in on the end. Still ahead of where I "should" be before my next hand surgery in a couple of weeks. Yayyyy
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*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
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I like my women the same way as I like my Mr clean magic eraser:
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I like my women the same way as I like my Mr clean magic eraser:
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I just waved and smiled at a neighbor in their car as I was walking the dog.
That’s plenty of social interaction for me today.
That’s plenty of social interaction for me today.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I just waved and smiled at a neighbor in their car as I was walking the dog.
That’s plenty of social interaction for me today.
That’s plenty of social interaction for me today.
Let the retinal rodeo begin.
Needles in the eye. The joy
Needles in the eye. The joy
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Let the retinal rodeo begin.
Needles in the eye. The joy
Needles in the eye. The joy
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Totalitarianism is recognizable by the consistent messaging from -all- parts of its government.
Being true to an “anti-woke” ideology as a job requirement makes it more so.
Being true to an “anti-woke” ideology as a job requirement makes it more so.
Chief Bovino is not a political appointee. He is a civil servant, subject to the same requirements to be nonpartisan as any other employee. These messages are being broadcast from an official government account.
![Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh •9h “BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz says Somalians are ESSENTIAL to the Minnesota community - despite STEALING millions or even billions in taxpayer dollars.
‘They bring diversity and ENERGY to a place like Minnesota!’ Pathetic. Somalians LEECH - DEPORT THEM.”
Response from Gregory Bovino’s official account: “Waltz is of the same class as newsome, stein, pritzker - gubners [governors] who choose illegal aliens over their own citizens. Amazing incompetence”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreihst32abq4yk2kvsi3sg5bjedowsscsf5lfojdskehwivjizr2tme@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Totalitarianism is recognizable by the consistent messaging from -all- parts of its government.
Being true to an “anti-woke” ideology as a job requirement makes it more so.
Being true to an “anti-woke” ideology as a job requirement makes it more so.