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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.
I'm stocking up on insulin as we speak.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The DO (or did) make a mushroom filling for them in one of the countries I've been too. Wasn't brave enough to try it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Does the pop tart belong on the chart?
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Teeeccccchhhhhhnnnniiiccccaallllyyyy.......it is filled puff pastry.... But I can see the statement opposed to it's inclusion as also correct.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wow
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Only 23 shames til Christmas!
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*mumbles*
Fuck. I was just hoping for chocolate this year but nooooo. Someone wants "effort"
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
An advent calendar of shame and pain
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Well we're more than willing to lose DJT
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Poor Ricky Raccoon. We've all been there at some point. He's gotta learn his lesson the hard way.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM