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@annaleehq.bsky.social

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🎶Cream-colored ponies & crisp 🍎 strudels Doorbells & sleigh bells & schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the 🌙 on their 🪽s Bitchslapping 🪢🌊Nzis is one of my favorite things🎵 "If equal affection cannot be let the more liking one be me”

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · Nov 17

For all the new peeps

Thank u for finding me & “subscribing to my channel”

Actually, it’s not a broadcasting account, it’s a dialogue

This place is my little kaffeeklatsch, afternoon tea gathering, cocktail party, & midterm campaign planning meeting
We’re serious but silly

Please be patient w

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

/jk

lol
I’m not investing in a Halloween costume company

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

the administration is laser-focused on making sure Americans don't get clean energy, so Saudi Arabia (Trump's paymaster) has someone to sell their oil to in 10 years when the rest of the world has moved on to solar+batteries

Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1d

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

I know, right?

Every time he fell, I gasped

He could have hurt his feet or lost teeth

A leash is a fantastic thing

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

I thought about buying stock, but I’m always late to the party

(Still bitter about 🍎… 😭)

Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 19h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

I lied

I was being a glib bitch

This is how it would go down

We’d die of exposure because I couldn’t leave Sherman’s side
We’d subsist on squirrels 🐿️ and licking dew off leaves
Maybe a passerby would save us

I’d never leave my idiot dog in a hole no matter how much he wants to live in one

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

Idea:

trained cult deprogrammer honey pots on only fans

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16h

A friend dated a cam girl for a while like ten years ago and the thing she mentioned that I wasn’t expecting was how much of her job wasn’t sex work but talking to lonely guys, so this isn’t particularly surprising to me.

JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 21h

The latest from Young Men Research Initiative: Young men are increasingly using OnlyFans to have someone to talk to

open.substack.com/pub/youngmen...

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

And we love them for it

Unicycling characters would be wonderful for No-kings Day

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

30 lb?!

I thought the dog weighs more than I do

If he were mine, I’d throw him some kibble and wish him luck lol
I could never lift him

/jk

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

I’m seeing quadruple+

It’s my day drinking

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 15h

You’re better than funny

You’re witty

A comedian’s comedian

I drink a thimbleful of sherry when I read your posts 😂

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

Is this AI?

Portland’s commitment to the bit is unreal
🏆 A++++

We are not worthy

Shane Claiborne @shaneclaiborne.bsky.social · 22h

Meanwhile in war-ravaged Portland.

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

Good doggy!

She skipped Arm Day that morning
Sherman is just doing her a solid

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

If it was a typo or autocorrect, props to your clever phone lol

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

Truth

I wear 00 up to size 4, XS or S
You never know what you’re getting until
you try it on

When I cared, clothes were time consuming

😂 now I’ve let go…
it’s a schmatte all day, every day
So freeing

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · May 17

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

P.s. sister in lawn didn’t get past me

🤣

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

Drooling howling loaded diaper poop faced loon

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

I won’t buy from Amazon

Surely there are other places to buy that now iconic frog costume

DIY is always an option

P.s. you don’t have to be a 🐸 frog
There’s an entire universe of whimsical creatures

Here’s an💡for you if you are going with a posse
A team of Bob Ross, Santas, Elvis, green m&ms

wehriskat.bsky.social @wehriskat.bsky.social · 22h

DIY

DIY Last Minute Frog Costume

We are all finally on the mend from our adventures with the flu and back in business as usual. Work, school, all that. Speaking about...

preschool-creative-learning.blogspot.com

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

You should have won 🏆 💰 on America’s Funniest Videos

It was a more innocent time
We were once a proper country…

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 16h

Omg, he got you!

I don’t be-leaf it! 😂

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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 17h

Oh shit was he actually saying amphifa this whole time?

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 17h

🎯 💯

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 17h

As long as “daddy” is alive, mm.agats are cool with it

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Goblin Gower, PhD (the Ph is for Phantasm) @medievaliste.bsky.social · 1d

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 17h

There was a shrub that would jump out and scare people

Protesting, marching shrubs and trees would be fun
Very Scottish Play-esque

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 17h

Is it just me or do you find the NPP choice a touch pusillanimous?

The asterisk by her name is disturbing 😳

She’s in the mm.aga universe

Read more about her
It’s NOT all rosy and peace 🕊️

Norway was tightrope walking

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