Sebastian Matthias Weissbach
@smweissbach.bsky.social
Actor and director with gorgeous hair. Decent Mario Kart player. Sociopath. Ruthlessly left wing (life and football) - a touch of madness, we used to make steel.
www.smweissbach.com
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Crossroads will be my second feature film. A dark fairy tale. A really dark fairy tale.
Nerissa’s and Aoife’s friendship is put to the test after a fatal roadside accident.
Riddled by guilt Nerissa struggles to live while her best friend Aoife is doing fine. Suspiciously fine…
Nerissa’s and Aoife’s friendship is put to the test after a fatal roadside accident.
Riddled by guilt Nerissa struggles to live while her best friend Aoife is doing fine. Suspiciously fine…
Don’t be fooled by the fancy trailer, Christopher Nolan’s "The Odyssey" is yet another Matt Damon gets lost somewhere-film. Only difference is, they didn’t send a rescue party, so now he’s trying to find his own way home.
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Don’t be fooled by the fancy trailer, Christopher Nolan’s "The Odyssey" is yet another Matt Damon gets lost somewhere-film. Only difference is, they didn’t send a rescue party, so now he’s trying to find his own way home.
The more Dr. House I watch, the more I feel they meant to write him like Dr. Cox (Scrubs), but somehow wrote him like Dr. Rick Dagless (Garth Marenghi's Darkplace)
a man in a lab coat and tie is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a lab coat and tie is standing in a room
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December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The more Dr. House I watch, the more I feel they meant to write him like Dr. Cox (Scrubs), but somehow wrote him like Dr. Rick Dagless (Garth Marenghi's Darkplace)
Now that I’ve been added to the moderation list Techno Pessimists, let me be clear: genAI has no practical use case beyond producing absolute slop, it’s not financially viable and most likely never will be, it’s a hallucinating psychosis inducing stochastic parrot that burns through energy and
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Now that I’ve been added to the moderation list Techno Pessimists, let me be clear: genAI has no practical use case beyond producing absolute slop, it’s not financially viable and most likely never will be, it’s a hallucinating psychosis inducing stochastic parrot that burns through energy and
Watching Dr. House for the first time with my gf and I’ve made a point of commenting on the show in the style of Homer Simpson:
- Man, this House is tough, but fair.
- Dr. House is rough with patients, but ultimately does what’s best for them.
- House has a tough exterior, but that really hurt him
- Man, this House is tough, but fair.
- Dr. House is rough with patients, but ultimately does what’s best for them.
- House has a tough exterior, but that really hurt him
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching Dr. House for the first time with my gf and I’ve made a point of commenting on the show in the style of Homer Simpson:
- Man, this House is tough, but fair.
- Dr. House is rough with patients, but ultimately does what’s best for them.
- House has a tough exterior, but that really hurt him
- Man, this House is tough, but fair.
- Dr. House is rough with patients, but ultimately does what’s best for them.
- House has a tough exterior, but that really hurt him
I’ve rinsed my sinuses with so much salt water these past few days, if you press your ear against my nose, you can hear the fucking ocean.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I’ve rinsed my sinuses with so much salt water these past few days, if you press your ear against my nose, you can hear the fucking ocean.
If you feel like you’ll be impacted by the price of RAM going up and new devices having less RAM, you could just not use Chrome or the Adobe suite. At least until the AI bubble bursts
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you feel like you’ll be impacted by the price of RAM going up and new devices having less RAM, you could just not use Chrome or the Adobe suite. At least until the AI bubble bursts
Rewatching The Mummy Returns, it’s clear that it suffers from 3 major issues. Too much destiny and fate and rebirth, too much fantastical whimsy (the hot air balloon), and most notoriously the kid. Massive Now-this-is-pod racing-energy.
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Rewatching The Mummy Returns, it’s clear that it suffers from 3 major issues. Too much destiny and fate and rebirth, too much fantastical whimsy (the hot air balloon), and most notoriously the kid. Massive Now-this-is-pod racing-energy.
I dreamt that I composed an absolute hit post on Disney Plus, but the app just wouldn’t let me and kept on using my words as ammunition in a mini game, firing it at a pirate ship.
But I remember the post:
But I remember the post:
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I dreamt that I composed an absolute hit post on Disney Plus, but the app just wouldn’t let me and kept on using my words as ammunition in a mini game, firing it at a pirate ship.
But I remember the post:
But I remember the post:
Every time I’m at the grocery store, I’m surrounded by people who would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Every time I’m at the grocery store, I’m surrounded by people who would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
Modernised classic: my OnlyFans account ages in my stead - The Dickpics of Dorian Grey.
Is that something?
Is that something?
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Modernised classic: my OnlyFans account ages in my stead - The Dickpics of Dorian Grey.
Is that something?
Is that something?
Back in the early 2010s the VFX industry had perfected keying. Green Screen was often indistinguishable from on set footage.
Unfortunately, since then the art of keying has been lost completely and is often an eye sore in modern movies/tv shows
Unfortunately, since then the art of keying has been lost completely and is often an eye sore in modern movies/tv shows
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Back in the early 2010s the VFX industry had perfected keying. Green Screen was often indistinguishable from on set footage.
Unfortunately, since then the art of keying has been lost completely and is often an eye sore in modern movies/tv shows
Unfortunately, since then the art of keying has been lost completely and is often an eye sore in modern movies/tv shows
Netflix' pricing is delightful. Delivering 1/16th the quality for 2x the price of Apple TV sure is a bold strategy.
two men are talking in front of a crowd and one of them says that 's a bold strategy
ALT: two men are talking in front of a crowd and one of them says that 's a bold strategy
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November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Netflix' pricing is delightful. Delivering 1/16th the quality for 2x the price of Apple TV sure is a bold strategy.
Netflix writing is weird. They ignore their own cliff hangers, state the obvious, so you can be on your phone while watching, yet require you to remember plot points from a previous season that released in 2022
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Netflix writing is weird. They ignore their own cliff hangers, state the obvious, so you can be on your phone while watching, yet require you to remember plot points from a previous season that released in 2022
#streetphotpgraphy with a 720 nm cut filter really creates a dramatic look
#berlin #ir #infrared #irphotography - also breathing a second life into a modified 1200D
#berlin #ir #infrared #irphotography - also breathing a second life into a modified 1200D
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
#streetphotpgraphy with a 720 nm cut filter really creates a dramatic look
#berlin #ir #infrared #irphotography - also breathing a second life into a modified 1200D
#berlin #ir #infrared #irphotography - also breathing a second life into a modified 1200D
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
More early morning #aerochrome shenanigans with my IR modified camera - #streetphotography #photography #berlin
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
More early morning #aerochrome shenanigans with my IR modified camera - #streetphotography #photography #berlin
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Crazy Frog has succumbed to his madness 😔
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Crazy Frog has succumbed to his madness 😔
Some #streetphotography in #Berlin with my newly acquired full spectrum modified Canon 1200D and an #aerochrome filter
#infrared #photography
#infrared #photography
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Some #streetphotography in #Berlin with my newly acquired full spectrum modified Canon 1200D and an #aerochrome filter
#infrared #photography
#infrared #photography
I understand why a lot of people at uni are so obsessed with ChatGPT, they’re so used to the affirmation of soulless empty therapy speak, they mistake it for humanity
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I understand why a lot of people at uni are so obsessed with ChatGPT, they’re so used to the affirmation of soulless empty therapy speak, they mistake it for humanity
Just cause not everyone is out to get you doesn’t mean no one’s out to get you.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just cause not everyone is out to get you doesn’t mean no one’s out to get you.
I think Jon Stewart put it most eloquently: Leave it to the democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think Jon Stewart put it most eloquently: Leave it to the democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
You should come back to Twitter instead of staying in a liberal echo chamber
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You should come back to Twitter instead of staying in a liberal echo chamber
One gaming cliche that needs to go: We made an indie horror game that requires precise timing and positioning, so we made sure it controls just like Octodad
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One gaming cliche that needs to go: We made an indie horror game that requires precise timing and positioning, so we made sure it controls just like Octodad
Reposted by Sebastian Matthias Weissbach
The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).
Reposted by Sebastian Matthias Weissbach
November 5th, 1955.
It’s been seventy years since the invention of the Flux Capacitor — the discovery that made time travel possible.
It’s been seventy years since the invention of the Flux Capacitor — the discovery that made time travel possible.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
November 5th, 1955.
It’s been seventy years since the invention of the Flux Capacitor — the discovery that made time travel possible.
It’s been seventy years since the invention of the Flux Capacitor — the discovery that made time travel possible.