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Snacc Trooper
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🏳️‍🌈, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW

“Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now… believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!’”
-Moira Rose
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#ThirstyThursday is for Roger the Snack Trooper. Obviously named for a battle droid’s favorite thing to say.

Tattoo by @groovyhippie.bsky.social

#starwars #scouttrooper #starwarstattoo #gaytattoo #pinup #pinuptattoo #gay #gaynerd #gaymer #gay #gayfitness #selfie #queer #thirsttrap #bedhead
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
2k followers? Y'all are too kind.

Yet another excuse to post one of the thousand naked photos of myself.
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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catherine o’hara was a comedic genius and the world is worse off without her in it - rest in peace to a true legend
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
RIP to a comedic genius.
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
A little #flexfriday does a body good.
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Coldest take there is after talking with a cousin who's MAGA still: if you don't want to be called a fascist, STOP DOING AND SUPPORTING FASCIST SHIT.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Might as well add a hump day pic too 👀
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Feeling great after a good mobility workout. Ready for my Wednesday. Gotta be better than the 7+ hours of meetings I had yesterday...
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Happy monochrome Monday #mcm! Always makes Mondays suck a little less.

I couldn't decide on one today, so we're doing four. Naturally they all feature my newest tattoo.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Added a fresh one to my leg yesterday! Still love this dude's work.

Call it therapy. Call it distraction. Whatever. I donated to MIRAC (MN Immigrants Rights Action Committee) yesterday as well to try and get some of my frustration out.
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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My God
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity.

They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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No excuse.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute murders.
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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happy Saturday, be sure to stay warm today my dudes!
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
My best friend got married in November, and they finally got the full set of pictures from their photographer.

I didn't realize they had gotten a full length portrait of me giving my best man speech.

I clean up pretty good sometimes.
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
G’morning. Woke up an hour early and couldn’t get back to sleep, so extra coffee is in order.

But feelin real leggy today, so that’s something!
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Happy Friday, buds! Felt cute, so posting an undie pic and a fit check. I contain multitudes.

Stay warm, stay safe!
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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a lil marketing
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Here's hoping everyone stays safe and warm this weekend with the winter storm coming through the South.

I'm gonna be cold up here in the PNW (especially if I decide I don't like shirts today), but not like y'all will be 🥶
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Did I hear we were doing pits this morning? Seemed fun, so I had to join in.
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM