Avalon
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30, MN rantsman(🏳️⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford)
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Avalon
@snafford.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Aight gonna try and start going by new, chosen name more broadly online.
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
okay but who's Ansha MegaDimension's dad tho. She's probably older than 5, so it would've been prior to XY. IMO it's probably Npc UnimportantMan but the funniest theory I've seen is Sycamore
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
okay but who's Ansha MegaDimension's dad tho. She's probably older than 5, so it would've been prior to XY. IMO it's probably Npc UnimportantMan but the funniest theory I've seen is Sycamore
No joke we had a rep at our store a couple weeks ago wearing a hat with "BIMBO" in big letters
i REALLY wanted to ask if those were for sale but uhhh professionalism
i REALLY wanted to ask if those were for sale but uhhh professionalism
Discovering the crossed wires of the algorithm clocking me as a trans gal
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No joke we had a rep at our store a couple weeks ago wearing a hat with "BIMBO" in big letters
i REALLY wanted to ask if those were for sale but uhhh professionalism
i REALLY wanted to ask if those were for sale but uhhh professionalism
Speak now or forever hold your pee (advanced wedding curse)
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Speak now or forever hold your pee (advanced wedding curse)
i'm gonna suck the cock straight off of whoever designed the process of getting zeraora in this game. genuinely deranged children's game
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i'm gonna suck the cock straight off of whoever designed the process of getting zeraora in this game. genuinely deranged children's game
why are there so many good moments in Pkmn ZA to grab Urbain by his stupid jacket collar and make out sloppy-style. rude, lesbophobic.
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
why are there so many good moments in Pkmn ZA to grab Urbain by his stupid jacket collar and make out sloppy-style. rude, lesbophobic.
wow these guys have opinions about mondo dookies
WotC podcast is good. Why is the name spelled like that.
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
wow these guys have opinions about mondo dookies
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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It is worth checking out these movies from time to time to see what they are.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It is worth checking out these movies from time to time to see what they are.
workin next to a teenage part-timer who doesn't know how to shut up. He tends to come up with what-if or would-you-rather scenarios when he doesn't have anything else to talk about.
Him: Hey Avalon
Me: Yeah?
Him: Do you think villains are made? or are they born?
Him: Hey Avalon
Me: Yeah?
Him: Do you think villains are made? or are they born?
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
workin next to a teenage part-timer who doesn't know how to shut up. He tends to come up with what-if or would-you-rather scenarios when he doesn't have anything else to talk about.
Him: Hey Avalon
Me: Yeah?
Him: Do you think villains are made? or are they born?
Him: Hey Avalon
Me: Yeah?
Him: Do you think villains are made? or are they born?
absolutely smothering this plushie in my tits. choking it out comfy style
It could happen to you! 🫵
It could happen to you! 🫵
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
absolutely smothering this plushie in my tits. choking it out comfy style
It could happen to you! 🫵
It could happen to you! 🫵
WotC podcast is good. Why is the name spelled like that.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
WotC podcast is good. Why is the name spelled like that.
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I got mad that I never pick up the pencil, so I drew Tails with a Rathalos Greatsword
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I got mad that I never pick up the pencil, so I drew Tails with a Rathalos Greatsword
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yeah probably not the best character to be on when talking to a GM
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
yeah probably not the best character to be on when talking to a GM
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am i misreading this or is this implying they bring their boyfriends to the Hot Springs That Make You Fuck Guys so they just fujo out the whole time
Cheating Sluts Trick Their Partners Into Coming To A Hot Spring Famous For Infidelity To Fuck Other Guys
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
am i misreading this or is this implying they bring their boyfriends to the Hot Springs That Make You Fuck Guys so they just fujo out the whole time
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Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”
NPR!
IT'S POPPING OFF THIS CHAPTER I'M SO SICKOES FOR THESE GIRLS
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
IT'S POPPING OFF THIS CHAPTER I'M SO SICKOES FOR THESE GIRLS
this teacher is SO VULNERABLE TO BLACKMAIL LMAOOOO GET FUCKED ASSHOLE
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this teacher is SO VULNERABLE TO BLACKMAIL LMAOOOO GET FUCKED ASSHOLE
Update season at AskAManager and this one's 👀. The original response (which called it lol):
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Update season at AskAManager and this one's 👀. The original response (which called it lol):
just realized the japanese place in this strip mall is called "ICHIDDO" and I'm like
ッド？
ッド？
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just realized the japanese place in this strip mall is called "ICHIDDO" and I'm like
ッド？
ッド？
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November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
just saw Ghost of Tsushima referred to as GoT. nature is healing
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
just saw Ghost of Tsushima referred to as GoT. nature is healing
miiiiiiiight fantasia to Viera see what happens
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
miiiiiiiight fantasia to Viera see what happens