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Snarkeologist

@snarkeologist.bsky.social

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Museum collections professional, and former field archaeologist. Happily nerdy player of videogames, writer of fanfic, and purveyor of trivial knowledge. Just a lover of history sitting here watching as it repeats itself in the worst ways.

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 12h

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oh josh, you sweet summer child.... you're an idiot.

Sincerely, a second generation female Trekkie

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, so I don't advocate museum theft, at all, ever. But someone in the marketing department is a genius.

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d

The German makers of this vehicle have put the heist in a new ad: When You Need It Done Quickly:

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 5d

Note that they said nothing about filming it, or, for the artists in the crowd, sketching or perhaps a nice watercolour.

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 5d

*ahem*

*cough"

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 8d

Yes.... yes it did.

Poor Springer, that was an awful hit 😧

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 8d

I'm totally in

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Mam–boo!–lica, ABD @mambolica.bsky.social · 9d

Heck ya.

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9d

Stand up on No Kings Day

A parade of sorts with a Trans flag that says "share if Trans people are safe with you"

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 9d

😂🤣 ahahahahahahaha....... no

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 10d

I wasn't aware we'd gotten rid of merit, Pierre

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 13d

This could be an alternate revenue source

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 13d

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 15d

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 16d

@mike.bataligin.com, this sounds like a challenge to me 😂

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 16d

Heh, you beat me to it. I was going to say just that. 😆

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 16d

Those are AMAZING socks. Where on Earth did you get them? (It was Earth, right???)

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17d

Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 17d

Also, that was a stupid tense game

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 17d

*clears throat*

*Ahem*

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 17d

It's about to get obnoxiously Canadian up here. The Jays have beaten the Yankees, and I'm in my happy place.

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Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 17d

😂

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · 21d

Blue Jays: 10
Yankees: 1

Nice to see a playoff series start with a good clobbering

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · Sep 21

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · Sep 19

One has to wonder how many times he's personally been caught by a speed camera

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · Sep 18

If the wall is equally tall and wide, does that make it the Red Square??

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · Sep 17

I say go with hot pink

Snarkeologist @snarkeologist.bsky.social · Sep 17

Just rewatched Butch & Sundance last night. Gotta tell you, it's a toss up. Also, there is apparently a legendary prank war between them -- things are about to get ridiculous behind the Pearly Gates