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snipe 🌌

@snipedude.bsky.social

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🩵 lover of weezer, hatsune miku, lcd soundsystem, ladytron, mitski, KANYE WEST 🩷 🩵 enjoyer of elder scrolls, persona, fallout, valve, disco elysium, needy streamer overload, signalis 🩷 listening to music, probably 🎶 https://snipedude.straw.page ✨️

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

LIST OF ALL THE PPL WHO BETRAYED ME:

MY MOTHER

MY FATHER

CHLOE GARCIA

ISABELLA S.

HAYDEN WOLF

IRA WEAVER

MICHAEL MILLER

ASHER

OLIVIA

ELIZABETH MORTENSON

MCAFEE

HP COMPUTERS

THE INDIANA PACERS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

that cat is actually really cute i cant lie

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

tell pharrell williams to stop producing rap music and go back to rock

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

guys i should stop cursing

its violin and inappropriate

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

IM SUCKED OUT OF ORIGINAL THOUGHTS, MAYBE I SHOULD SUCK OUT SOMEBODY ELSES ORIGINAL THOUGHTS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS MEOWING OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR FOR 15 MINUTES WHILE I WAS FIGHTING BANDITS IN SKYRIM

SOMEBODY GET YO CAT, GOT DAMN

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

DAMN I WANTED TO PLAY SOME STARFIELD AND NOW I GOTTA PLACE ALL AMBITIONS ON HOLD

R.I.P. TO MY CHANCES OF PLAYING THE FN SIMPSONS SEASON TOO

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 17h

I wish i had internet on the xbox rn but sum chill spotify does the job well enough

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18h

LMFAO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER MAKING THIS POST WTFFF

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

WHAT IF WE KILLED 5 OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MY WORKPLACE AND TRIGGERED AN EMERGENCY DRAFT?????

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18h

I rescind Olivia from this list. Thanks

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18h

WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN GET THEMSELVES DEPRESSED

JUST GO WORK OUT OR PLAY SPORTS FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY INSTEAD OF CUTTING YOURSELF AND EATING SHIT FOOD

STUPID ASS HOES

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 7d

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 7d

love me some cripsy cookies

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 27d

haha relatable

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 27d

yep it was the lightest crash ever

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 27d

my bus crashed, hbu?

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

OKAY GENUINELY CLOSING OFF

IF YOU GUYS STUMBLE UPON MY STREAM JUST BLAME IT ON NORTH DAKOTA MAKING EVERYONE IN ITS BORDERS A NARCISSITIC FUCKFACE WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO GET SEX DRUGS AND DIE

THANK YOU.

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

BY THE WAY HAYDEN'S FULL NAME IS HAYDEN THOMAS WOLF

NOT RELEVANT JUST WANT U GUYS TO KNOW

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

BOT ACCOUNTS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT

IF I SEE A 1 NEXT TO MY NOTIFS IT BETTER BE A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A CLANKER

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. NOT.

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

FUCK BLUESKY AS A PLATFORM. I SHOULD BE CELEBRATING SOMEBODIES DEATH ON A YOUTUBE COMMUNITY POST INSTEAD OF A SKEET MUHFUCKER

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

MY BLUESKY AINT BEEN GOOD SINCE WINTER LAST YR CUZ I WAS BORED THE FUCK OUT MY MIND AND HAD NUN ELSE TO DO

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

I HAVE MUTUALS ON THIS PLATFORM???? FUCKING PROVE IT

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

AND WE GON TAKE U TO THA MOOOON TAKE U TO THA STAAAAARSSS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

I GOT THIS LYRIC FROM WATCH THE THRONE STUCK IN MY HEAD but i aint telling u what it is

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

and by clicks, i truly mean 3 likes per post, and if im lucky, 15 on a photo that gets extra engagment

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · Oct 4

i remember one time when this account actually got clicks I HAD TO MAKE A SECOND ACCOUNT TO WRITE AND VENT ON LMFAOOIOO