Pinned
Sometimes there’s a bit by me and for me
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Sometimes there’s a bit by me and for me
Have y’all ever heard the term “fucking the fish”?
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Have y’all ever heard the term “fucking the fish”?
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Y’all cowards don’t even eat ass and it shows
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Y’all cowards don’t even eat ass and it shows
HE WAS SO RIGHT FOR THIS
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
HE WAS SO RIGHT FOR THIS
Sometimes I will see a girl so pretty I’m literally paralyzed
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes I will see a girl so pretty I’m literally paralyzed
I’m sorry to be the one to say this but I really miss hearing Chance the Rapper go “AH”
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I’m sorry to be the one to say this but I really miss hearing Chance the Rapper go “AH”
I should guilt some friends into hanging out soon
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I should guilt some friends into hanging out soon
Just remembered I might make money on this game and now I’m slightly more invested
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Just remembered I might make money on this game and now I’m slightly more invested
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i’m playing call of cthulhu rn but go birds
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i’m playing call of cthulhu rn but go birds
New Alani Nu flavor just dropped and it’s good. A third variation on cherry? How’d you know that’s what I wanted!
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
New Alani Nu flavor just dropped and it’s good. A third variation on cherry? How’d you know that’s what I wanted!
Every time I drive past this girl’s place I gotta remind myself it is NOT normal to send her a picture of it
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Every time I drive past this girl’s place I gotta remind myself it is NOT normal to send her a picture of it
At the end of everything hold onto anything
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
At the end of everything hold onto anything
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Randall is a beautiful name for a step father
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Randall is a beautiful name for a step father
Google search: what to wear to the opera
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Google search: what to wear to the opera
Me rn
Iff I wan an animal I’d be a cuddle fish!
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Me rn
I liked Alliegator sm I got one tattooed on me lmao
I love nicknames so so so much. Any variation of “bug” (cuddle bug, love bug, just bug even) will make me melt. I had a girl that called me “Alliegator” which I thought was cute too
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I liked Alliegator sm I got one tattooed on me lmao
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Nobody wants to cuddle
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nobody wants to cuddle
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Iff I wan an animal I’d be a cuddle fish!
June 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Iff I wan an animal I’d be a cuddle fish!
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I’m sooooooo freaking chilly cold I need to cuddle up
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m sooooooo freaking chilly cold I need to cuddle up
This is almost always true
Waking up with me and going to cuddle me and realizing I am fuckin wired awake staring at you as I have been for the last 2 hours waiting for you to wake up
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This is almost always true
They fired my ass idk what to do with myself
Working OT in the cuddle factory
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
They fired my ass idk what to do with myself
A hangout hates to see me coming
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A hangout hates to see me coming
I have once again become dangerous
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I have once again become dangerous
Reminder that you’re NOTHING like your father
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Reminder that you’re NOTHING like your father