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Reminder that you’re NOTHING like your father
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Reminder that you’re NOTHING like your father
Lotta crashouts recently… something in the air perhaps
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Lotta crashouts recently… something in the air perhaps
In the girls groupchat comparing bush
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
In the girls groupchat comparing bush
Girlfriend and I doing wedding shots but with our E
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Girlfriend and I doing wedding shots but with our E
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new cult that posits there are invisible bunny rabbits everywhere that keep the natural world running
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
new cult that posits there are invisible bunny rabbits everywhere that keep the natural world running
What in the fuck have I been doing with my life?
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
What in the fuck have I been doing with my life?
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"did you cum?"
my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?
but no
my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?
but no
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
"did you cum?"
my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?
but no
my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?
but no
There’s a joke id like to make but there’s nobody that it would land with for multiple reasons so it lives and dies in my heart
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
There’s a joke id like to make but there’s nobody that it would land with for multiple reasons so it lives and dies in my heart
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They call getting your dick sucked “getting brain” because I wanna blow b… Nono… they call it getting Dome because I wanna get d… fuck no that’s no good either. Whatever.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They call getting your dick sucked “getting brain” because I wanna blow b… Nono… they call it getting Dome because I wanna get d… fuck no that’s no good either. Whatever.
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Why doesn’t he SHIT out his ASS
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Why doesn’t he SHIT out his ASS
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being a faggot is goated when gay shit and faggotry are the vibe
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
being a faggot is goated when gay shit and faggotry are the vibe
Walk of shame reactivating my bluesky after crashing out
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Walk of shame reactivating my bluesky after crashing out
Being trans is really difficult sometimes
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Being trans is really difficult sometimes
Partner sending me one piece edits from work while I’m in the gym. This is what life is all about
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Partner sending me one piece edits from work while I’m in the gym. This is what life is all about
Oooooohohoh Friday afternoon lifting session my beloved
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Oooooohohoh Friday afternoon lifting session my beloved
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I love how you can just tell when things are made of stuff
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I love how you can just tell when things are made of stuff
Some recent texts devoid of context
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Some recent texts devoid of context
Nobody wants to play car wash.
Nobody wants to go to monster truck rally.
What happened to all the real ones that FW me like that?
Nobody wants to go to monster truck rally.
What happened to all the real ones that FW me like that?
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Nobody wants to play car wash.
Nobody wants to go to monster truck rally.
What happened to all the real ones that FW me like that?
Nobody wants to go to monster truck rally.
What happened to all the real ones that FW me like that?
It’s about the posts you don’t make
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It’s about the posts you don’t make
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winning an internet argument by tracking someone down, and shooting myself in front of them, thus altering the course of their life forever
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
winning an internet argument by tracking someone down, and shooting myself in front of them, thus altering the course of their life forever
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yes exacrly youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0?...
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
yes exacrly youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0?...
I spend too much of my time going through my own text history and posts looking for things 😔 bright side? I’ve always been cute omg
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I spend too much of my time going through my own text history and posts looking for things 😔 bright side? I’ve always been cute omg
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IT'S DISCO FRIDAY BAYBEEE
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
IT'S DISCO FRIDAY BAYBEEE