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Calamity Allie
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To give is to live
Pinned
Dawg we are so up
I think a good coffee mug ideally is somewhat insulated but lets enough head bleed through to warm your hands and let the coffee cool. It’s shorter and wider but absolutely NOT a bowl mug (hate those). I’m partial to a 3 finger handle. I’d like to be able to hold it with my thumb and pinky as well
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Maybe I watch Alien tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I WANT HER SO BAD
I thought their fucking coffee mugs were? They just looked like they were really nice to drink out of, perfect to hold while gesturing. Plastic to avoid shattering but not metal to allow heat transfer for faster cooling/drinkability. After scouting I learned that these are Tupperware Multi-Mugs whic
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I should go to Ethiopia soon
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Very Allie core to Google search “what does [BASIC HUMAN EMOTION] feel like?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes I’ll say I miss a person but what I mean is I want to be hanging out or doing something with them. Is that the same? If it’s the longing I feel like I only feel that retroactively. That feels different to me…
What does it feel like to miss a person?
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
What does it feel like to miss a person?
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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let's see paul allen's personality disorder
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sometimes there’s a bit by me and for me
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Have y’all ever heard the term “fucking the fish”?
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Y’all cowards don’t even eat ass and it shows
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
HE WAS SO RIGHT FOR THIS
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes I will see a girl so pretty I’m literally paralyzed
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I’m sorry to be the one to say this but I really miss hearing Chance the Rapper go “AH”
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I should guilt some friends into hanging out soon
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Just remembered I might make money on this game and now I’m slightly more invested
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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i’m playing call of cthulhu rn but go birds
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
New Alani Nu flavor just dropped and it’s good. A third variation on cherry? How’d you know that’s what I wanted!
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Every time I drive past this girl’s place I gotta remind myself it is NOT normal to send her a picture of it
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
At the end of everything hold onto anything
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Orange
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Randall is a beautiful name for a step father
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Google search: what to wear to the opera
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Me rn
Iff I wan an animal I’d be a cuddle fish!
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I liked Alliegator sm I got one tattooed on me lmao
I love nicknames so so so much. Any variation of “bug” (cuddle bug, love bug, just bug even) will make me melt. I had a girl that called me “Alliegator” which I thought was cute too
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM