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Calamity Allie
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To give is to live
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Dawg we are so up
Reminder that you’re NOTHING like your father
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lotta crashouts recently… something in the air perhaps
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
In the girls groupchat comparing bush
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Girlfriend and I doing wedding shots but with our E
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Whatever
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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new cult that posits there are invisible bunny rabbits everywhere that keep the natural world running
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
What in the fuck have I been doing with my life?
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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"did you cum?"

my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?

but no
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
There’s a joke id like to make but there’s nobody that it would land with for multiple reasons so it lives and dies in my heart
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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They call getting your dick sucked “getting brain” because I wanna blow b… Nono… they call it getting Dome because I wanna get d… fuck no that’s no good either. Whatever.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Yippee
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Why doesn’t he SHIT out his ASS
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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being a faggot is goated when gay shit and faggotry are the vibe
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Walk of shame reactivating my bluesky after crashing out
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Being trans is really difficult sometimes
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Partner sending me one piece edits from work while I’m in the gym. This is what life is all about
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Oooooohohoh Friday afternoon lifting session my beloved
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I love how you can just tell when things are made of stuff
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Some recent texts devoid of context
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Nobody wants to play car wash.

Nobody wants to go to monster truck rally.

What happened to all the real ones that FW me like that?
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It’s about the posts you don’t make
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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winning an internet argument by tracking someone down, and shooting myself in front of them, thus altering the course of their life forever
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I spend too much of my time going through my own text history and posts looking for things 😔 bright side? I’ve always been cute omg
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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IT'S DISCO FRIDAY BAYBEEE
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM