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I need to be annoying in someone’s DM’s any takers???
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I need to be annoying in someone’s DM’s any takers???
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Call me bisexual cuz I love women twice
May 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Call me bisexual cuz I love women twice
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Heart to big brain to small kill self
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Heart to big brain to small kill self
BIG feeling NOWHERE TO PUT
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
BIG feeling NOWHERE TO PUT
Okay but do it twitch
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Okay but do it twitch
What if you came over and I threw on the most generic background music ever and I stared at you for 7 hours and then you left what then
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
What if you came over and I threw on the most generic background music ever and I stared at you for 7 hours and then you left what then
Nobody wants to come over and kick it anymore this is so fucked
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nobody wants to come over and kick it anymore this is so fucked
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I much prefer last year's Super Bowl with the Eagles kicking ass.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I much prefer last year's Super Bowl with the Eagles kicking ass.
I have become too strong
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I have become too strong
One pound of yogurt is so good when breakfast is the move
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
One pound of yogurt is so good when breakfast is the move
I think a good coffee mug ideally is somewhat insulated but lets enough head bleed through to warm your hands and let the coffee cool. It’s shorter and wider but absolutely NOT a bowl mug (hate those). I’m partial to a 3 finger handle. I’d like to be able to hold it with my thumb and pinky as well
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I think a good coffee mug ideally is somewhat insulated but lets enough head bleed through to warm your hands and let the coffee cool. It’s shorter and wider but absolutely NOT a bowl mug (hate those). I’m partial to a 3 finger handle. I’d like to be able to hold it with my thumb and pinky as well
Maybe I watch Alien tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Maybe I watch Alien tonight
I WANT HER SO BAD
I thought their fucking coffee mugs were? They just looked like they were really nice to drink out of, perfect to hold while gesturing. Plastic to avoid shattering but not metal to allow heat transfer for faster cooling/drinkability. After scouting I learned that these are Tupperware Multi-Mugs whic
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I WANT HER SO BAD
I should go to Ethiopia soon
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I should go to Ethiopia soon
Very Allie core to Google search “what does [BASIC HUMAN EMOTION] feel like?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Very Allie core to Google search “what does [BASIC HUMAN EMOTION] feel like?”
Sometimes I’ll say I miss a person but what I mean is I want to be hanging out or doing something with them. Is that the same? If it’s the longing I feel like I only feel that retroactively. That feels different to me…
What does it feel like to miss a person?
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Sometimes I’ll say I miss a person but what I mean is I want to be hanging out or doing something with them. Is that the same? If it’s the longing I feel like I only feel that retroactively. That feels different to me…
What does it feel like to miss a person?
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
What does it feel like to miss a person?
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let's see paul allen's personality disorder
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
let's see paul allen's personality disorder
Sometimes there’s a bit by me and for me
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Sometimes there’s a bit by me and for me
Have y’all ever heard the term “fucking the fish”?
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Have y’all ever heard the term “fucking the fish”?
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Y’all cowards don’t even eat ass and it shows
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Y’all cowards don’t even eat ass and it shows
HE WAS SO RIGHT FOR THIS
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
HE WAS SO RIGHT FOR THIS
Sometimes I will see a girl so pretty I’m literally paralyzed
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes I will see a girl so pretty I’m literally paralyzed
I’m sorry to be the one to say this but I really miss hearing Chance the Rapper go “AH”
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I’m sorry to be the one to say this but I really miss hearing Chance the Rapper go “AH”
I should guilt some friends into hanging out soon
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I should guilt some friends into hanging out soon