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well yes but at least the vibrator can recharge in minutes…unlike… 😂
having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭
y’all got y’all greens and beans on?
pls we are struggling but must keep going!!
Anyone know what the hell day this is? Asking for my liver
groceries, sneakers, electronics, etc,. get out my face
do y’all see the price of groceries?? that’s all I got
Is vagina still not a Christmas gift or have we moved on from that position brothers?
hold up drop the account 😭😭
if something like this happened to me, I wonder how long it’ll take for someone to find me passed out at home?
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
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the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin.

The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin
ADHDers be starting shit just to never finish. all your shit will be half complete lol
Random thought:

Ladies (specifically those attracted to men), I’m tryna tell y’all…

Get you a man who has ADHD.

Want that garden in the backyard? ADHD

Want a custom-built she-shed? ADHD

In-house chef? ADHD

Like, I’m bored as fuck wanting to build a bookshelf & cook a pot of gumbo RIGHT NOW.
two men are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying take advantage
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying take advantage
media.tenor.com
having a shit morning and now I have to talk about said shit morning with my therapist when I really just want to get back in bed and cry but life goes on
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TP would absolutely RUIN Sesame St. He’d fire all the writers and child psychologist and put everyone in bad lace fronts. Puppets included.
Sesame Street needs a new home???? Where is Tyler Perry??? Surely he can help lmao,
black romance books, a vintage bottle of Bordeaux, lengua quesadillas lol
If you were Santa Claus, what would you want kids to leave out for you instead of milk and cookies?
how did people find doctors prior to the internet??? can we go back to that?? why do I need to fill out a request form, book a screening, and wait one month + to get my teeth cleaned???
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WASHINGTON (AP) — House rejects Trump-endorsed plan to fund government and suspend the debt ceiling as time runs short to avert a shutdown.
yes. I be all over this mf lol
Yall really be going to sleep alone? 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
my coworkers and I finna leave early to hit the bar. it is what it is at this point lol