Pro-Black Women
Pro-LGBTQ+
Pro-Disabled People
Pro-Sex Workers
42 | Houston, TX | Computer Scientist | ENFP-A
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This is why I miss being on salary.
This is why I miss being on salary.
A 15-second microwaved honey bun topped with vanilla bean ice cream.
You are inspiring.
I am inspired.
A 15-second microwaved honey bun topped with vanilla bean ice cream.
You are inspiring.
I am inspired.
*sigh*
Y'all behaving?
*sigh*
2. Human Stack
3. Vampire Stack
All 3 performances were distinct.
He really did do the best acting job in 2025.
2. Human Stack
3. Vampire Stack
All 3 performances were distinct.
He really did do the best acting job in 2025.
Probably like:
“Yeah, it SAYS 85°…but it FEELS like Satan’s sweaty ass taint!”
-or-
“It SAYS 35°…but it FEELS like being held for ransom inside a walk-in freezer!”
Probably like:
“Yeah, it SAYS 85°…but it FEELS like Satan’s sweaty ass taint!”
-or-
“It SAYS 35°…but it FEELS like being held for ransom inside a walk-in freezer!”
People will still go to theaters to see Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth b/c they’re likable.
If it ain’t superheroes or dinosaurs, don’t nobody wanna see Chris Pratt!
😂😂😂
People will still go to theaters to see Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth b/c they’re likable.
If it ain’t superheroes or dinosaurs, don’t nobody wanna see Chris Pratt!
😂😂😂
AND they’re now forcing you to sit through a minute’s worth of ads before you even see a “Skip Ad” button.
AND they’re forcing you to click “Skip Ad” TWICE, which is dumb b/c the 1st skip means “I don’t wanna see ads!”
AND they’re now forcing you to sit through a minute’s worth of ads before you even see a “Skip Ad” button.
AND they’re forcing you to click “Skip Ad” TWICE, which is dumb b/c the 1st skip means “I don’t wanna see ads!”
1. A fucking winter power outage.
2. A fucking winter power outage WHEN I HAVE A REMOTE JOB!
1. A fucking winter power outage.
2. A fucking winter power outage WHEN I HAVE A REMOTE JOB!
I have yet to watch a single episode of "Avatar: The Last Airbender."🫣
*(I *want* to…in fact, I want to watch the complete series; it looks great & likely something up my alley…I just haven't)
I have yet to watch a single episode of "Avatar: The Last Airbender."🫣
*(I *want* to…in fact, I want to watch the complete series; it looks great & likely something up my alley…I just haven't)
I posted this over 3 months ago…and I NAILED it*!
…and I’m likely gonna be right about that last sentence, too.😒
*(I didn’t know about the new “Casting” category then, but I probably would’ve included that, too)
Costume Design
Production Design
Makeup/Hairstyling
Cinematography
Editing
VFX
Sound
Song
Score
Supporting Actor
Supporting Actress
Lead Actor
Original Screenplay
Director
Picture
…and watch them play in our faces.😒
*they’ll likely clean up in the technical awards
I posted this over 3 months ago…and I NAILED it*!
…and I’m likely gonna be right about that last sentence, too.😒
*(I didn’t know about the new “Casting” category then, but I probably would’ve included that, too)
Men need to carry a heavier load on birth control responsibilities anyway.
A vasectomy, quite literally, makes life, physical & mental health, and sex easier for EVERYONE involved.
Men need to carry a heavier load on birth control responsibilities anyway.
A vasectomy, quite literally, makes life, physical & mental health, and sex easier for EVERYONE involved.
But also, he’s a handsome fella even if he went completely bald; maybe he’ll come to that realization one day.
But ALSO also, he (and men in a similar position) bet not say jack shit about women’s weave & wigs.
But also, he’s a handsome fella even if he went completely bald; maybe he’ll come to that realization one day.
But ALSO also, he (and men in a similar position) bet not say jack shit about women’s weave & wigs.
We encourage.
We motivate.
We support.
We encourage.
We motivate.
We support.
But then, the weatherman said it was gonna freeze outside, so I said, “Fuck it, we ball,” and got some Ghirardelli chocolate squares, Lindt chocolate, & red wine.
But then, the weatherman said it was gonna freeze outside, so I said, “Fuck it, we ball,” and got some Ghirardelli chocolate squares, Lindt chocolate, & red wine.
No. No, I haven’t.
And I’m not affected by it at all.😤
No. No, I haven’t.
And I’m not affected by it at all.😤
We should’ve had this back in November/December, instead of that humid ass 80° heat.
We should’ve had this back in November/December, instead of that humid ass 80° heat.
Now as an old man w/ bad knees, whenever someone tries it on me, I drop to the ground and immediately yell, “OFFENSIVE FOUL!”
😂
Now as an old man w/ bad knees, whenever someone tries it on me, I drop to the ground and immediately yell, “OFFENSIVE FOUL!”
😂
I’m irritated Jared Leto’s weird ass has, once again, infiltrated a film I had even the slightest interest in.
On the other:
That mf’er looks like Skeletor even without makeup, so yeah, this makes sense.
I’m irritated Jared Leto’s weird ass has, once again, infiltrated a film I had even the slightest interest in.
On the other:
That mf’er looks like Skeletor even without makeup, so yeah, this makes sense.