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@ohbritney.bsky.social
recovering undercover over-lover. 🧿

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33, Gemini
Louisiana
Fun Fact: everybody in the work meeting put they listen to rock and classical while working and I put Lil Boosie and King Von. Lol

#blacksky
Season 1 - Episode 1 of The Sopranos… again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My baby said all she wants for Christmas is new vinyls for her collection.
This should be easyish
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just got a fresh set and I did acrylic on my toes for the first time. I feel like a whole new bitch.
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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last year and a half is such a blur.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have 77 pairs of sneakers but 9/10 I’m gonna be in my old pair of Birkenstocks.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
They haters.
Start tagging yall fine ass homeboys in the pictures you post!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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You cannot save me for later. You either choose me now or not at all.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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That’s why Trump ain’t want Hilary in there, he was beefing with her bout her nigga!
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I thought these were greased up russet potatoes
those scalp demons be congregating every morning figuring out ways to piss the rest of us off.

that’s why the skyline always smell like jojoba oil and Hugo Boss at 5 am, they having their daily meetings.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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say it again for all the baldies in the back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If y’all ever made a “cut that celly off” joke , say happy skyversary to ya girl 🥳🫶🏾
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Theres so many.
18. @ the biggest bald menace on the SL
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My favorite not is “Absolutely”.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Top 2 and you not 2
SO I’M EVERYONE’S MOST UNHINGED FOLLOWER????????????
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I feel good today. 🤗
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Gemini ♊️ This person promised to help you and they meant well when they said it but life is happening and they can’t follow through. The real issue tho is that they’re lying instead of telling you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I wish some ppl would understand that I’m not obligated to talk to anyone everyday. It’s a choice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just doing anything.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Taking your new love to the spots your old love put you on to >>>
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Never.
Yall have your ringers on????
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I date men.
Have you ever met someone so dumb that you have to take a deep breath before responding to them?
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Check on the women in your life.

They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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FUCK. THE. FRAIL SHIT
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues:

“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM