Sailor Jupiter
@telavision.bsky.social
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Country fr. 🇯🇲. Southern girl. Manifesting my wonderland.
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telavision.bsky.social
Y'all got finna have me mad as hell about mustiness on this glorious Friday!!!!!!!!!

Let me sip my tea and smoke. I'll come back when I've settled my nerves..
telavision.bsky.social
I was just about to make a connection between choosing/wanting to go outside smelling like an onion, to not showering after exercise bc "I don't sweat that much."

Now add in this data point:
nicju.blacksky.app
Not to rage bait but the woman who told the internet she only showers twice a week is doing a 30 day “challenge” where she showers every day. She didn’t know you’re supposed to take out the tampon when you shower because previously she didn’t shower while on her period.
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authorwinifred.blacksky.app
Sandra Bland was murdered for being calmly defiant.
thematthill.bsky.social
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
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moreandagain.social
I was wondering about this when they stopped that professor from going to Spain.

I think. . . they don't want people to leave, they want to drag people to their modern day concentration camps
telavision.bsky.social
Exactly.

When Noem said that antifa was up there with all the major terrorist orgs including the big H, I said I see what this is!
telavision.bsky.social
Both my grandfathers and my father were farmers. You know the first thing they did after coming in from outside? Wash dem body
telavision.bsky.social
Now mustiness can happen to us all, but if you're not coming from up a country, picking banana, digging up yam... Then there's no need to smell like you did.
telavision.bsky.social
If I catch a whiff of onion, goat, and curry, it absolutely, 100%, better be a plate of curry goat or goat curry.
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beequammie.bsky.social
Happy Friday y'all! Hope you feel as good as Shemar Moore did when he was hosting Soul Train ❤️
telavision.bsky.social
I know it's a joke but America is so diverse and it's absolutely beautiful
telavision.bsky.social
I am weeeaaaak!!! That dog made a straight beeline!
telavision.bsky.social
Imagining the patois version of this is taking me outttttt 😭
telavision.bsky.social
The escalation after "he needs a leash on nie" had me crying 😂
telavision.bsky.social
Sherman!!!!! 🤭🤭😂😂
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
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telavision.bsky.social
Caffeinated wraps???? I'm so curious!
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beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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kxngspade.bsky.social
Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.
Scrappy Doo shaking hands with SATAN.
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ritesofanaleigh.blacksky.app
I am divinely protected and positive abundance flows to me effortlessly.
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abimababy.bsky.social
No contest 😂

Man, I wish America appreciated the gift that it's diversity is.
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notyournegro.blacksky.app
More of this!!
govpritzker.illinois.gov
Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
telavision.bsky.social
Now I wanna look up the etymology of primer
merriam-webster.com
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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shounenchild.bsky.social
everyone right now @ the dictionary: