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Janet Jackson repeating that “Kamala isn’t black” rhetoric will always have me side eyeing her ass

I don’t know who told Minimouse Jackson to spew that bullshit
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Just a reminder, lemon pepper is the worse flavor of wings. Bottom of the barrel.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The MESSIEST BITCH in a Room will always be a MAN!
Imagine inviting someone over to your house, feeding them, just for them to go on a podcast and talk shit about you and your family…
Russell Wilson really activates a lot of insecurities in men…
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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!!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Idk what to say to yall but tomorrow I shall be discussing stranger Things on the skyline cause #THATSCENE

Needs to be discussed!

The character development
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December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A collage with THE Janet Jackson kneeling before Madonna?
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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hopping on the trend (to prove i’m not a catfish)🤭

Data
Pecan
Horror
Water
Oil
Either
Aunt
Caramel
Cauliflower
Jewelry
Foyer
Privacy
Mirror
March 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Take out Beyoncé Janet and Mariah

TYSM!
There’s a couple people I’d swap out, for Brandy, Ciara, and why the hell isn’t Rihanna here, she got more #1 hits than some of these chicks combined. Also, Madonna is a Pioneer, but idk if she belongs in the chair.
Also, is we count dead women like Whitney and Aaliyah, this lineup is even blacker.
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Unpopular opinion:

There are two truths with this: “Non-negotiables” can absolutely be valid, but they also may be the primary reason many cannot find the experiences they want.
When people say that one of their non-negotiables is having a partner with a close bond to their family, they can leave me out of it.

It’s not my fault 🤷🏾‍♂️ and if that precludes me from being a romantic prospect, so be it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cory is lining up to advance that career. Wouldn’t be surprised if we hear a 2028 run
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November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
She is gorgeous! Cory has a nice beard
Sen. Cory Booker and Alexis Lewis got married, celebrating in both Newark and D.C.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You can’t separate the ART from the artist! It’s one word!

In fact for generations, ART was thought to be an intimate look into the mind, psyche and soul of the artists creating it! Now when we see something monstrous, we are suppose to separate them?
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Couples therapy is a must for my next relationship.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Harry after his name was put in the Goblet of Fire
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Harry after his name was put in the Goblet of Fire
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
They ACTIVATED Will! And whew it’s about damn time
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Concerts have never been the same for me ever since this spinning cube was unveiled. Something shifted in the space-time continuum.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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OH MY GOD! THEY GAVE MY FAVE POWERS!!!!!
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November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nobody:

Me a Virgo:
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I agree with this as well as Mattress Firm being a smuggling organization 😭
That Arby’s is a front for one of the biggest drug smuggling organizations. Something else is keeping all those stores afloat besides the meat cause I’ve never seen a packed Arby’s bit yet I’ve never seen a location close
5. What is your theory that you can't prove, but that you think might hold up if someone were to do some real, legitimate research on it?
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Michelle Wolf got knocked up by a black man and Im not surprised 😂😂

Not her reframing interracial coupling!

This bitch said a black man with white woman should not be seen as him abandoning black ppl but rather him stopping another white family from happening
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November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@astonblake.blacksky.app really blessed us with a thread that is leading us into 2026! It’s still going
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM