Mikey
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I’m sure she was a sweet girl! I just she wasn’t walking like the wings came with a tail that got stuck between her legs
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She wouldn’t even make it to top 5 on ANTM
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Didn’t need to be there
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Two Supermodels!!

And Bella
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Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Bella Hadid came out one after the other in perfect succession ✋🏻😭 #fashionsky
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A wise man once said:

“you will never find justice in a world where criminals make the rules”!

That man was Bob Marley
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lol not lyan rhymes
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Lmao. That’s another one too I forgot about jewel
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Never mind that no young back girl could have got away with the image that catapulted Britney into superstardom, but ask yourself if Britney was Black, would she had been hyped the way she was?

And remember MYA is staring back at you with her two platinum albums while yall hype Britney’s 2 Diamond
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There is nothing outstanding about Britney’s voice, Albums nor her dancing. We are TOO easily impressed by white people. One does the simplest move, simplistic rap, etc and we are so amazed and put them on the highest caliber of performance
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Imma AIWAYS stand against the thethering of Britney to Janet!

Janet who pushed the genres and bounds of music from R&B and Pop to new jack swing, rock and electronic to even the ushering in of Neo soul blending funk, R&B and hip hop!

That is the mother of an oversexualized teen pop star?
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Britney is a daughter of Madonna that played in Janet’s backyard trying to learn her dance routine. Folks overlook Janet’s real sons and daughters for other because she was successful. Mya, Aaliyah and Ciara are more of Janet’s daughters than Britney and Taylor is Shania’s daughter
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Not tonight
Crush on you
Magic stick
The jump off
Lighter up
Lady marmalade
How many licks
No time
Players anthem
Whoa
get money
Notorious BIG
Let it go
I can love you
Quiet Storm
It’s all about the Bengy
Can’t hold us down
Big momma thang
No matter what they say
Queen Bitch
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Kim kardashian doesn’t
But Kimberly does. Especially since features are allowed and both women would pull from them
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I was listening to someone talk about them wanting to see a Nicki/Kim Versuz…and i RESPECTFULLY thought to myself…does Kim have enough hits to fill the 20 song requirement? Again, RESPECTFULLY
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Happy Birthday Fave!! You are such a light and pleasure to interact with! I hope you’re doing your big one today and collecting all your just do of love positivity and joy on your day! Here’s to another 4 decades and I wish you nothing short of bliss and fulfillment 🥂
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So sad hearing about D Angelo
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lol we had no choice it was ingrained in our food
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Me literally eating one now is insane
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Pass mi di scotch bonnet pepper
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Like I was literally sitting under my grapefruit tree in the backyard sunbathing and I see a grapefruit fall next to me. I don’t think anything of it cause they fall off the tree often! But when the second one fell BITCH I was like wait! Lo and behold a squirrel was up there dropping them bitches
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Random:

But ASAP Rocky shoulda absolutely got jailed time for tryna shoot that man!

I don’t like when street dudes turn to the courts and get failed by the justice system because I think it further deters them and make them resort to handling shit in the streets!

Money shouldn’t always talk
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Listen! He kept on nippling at the branches until they fell and tried to hit my ass with them ! And wherever I moved he would hop to that side and nipple another one
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Like I was literally sitting under my grapefruit tree in the backyard sunbathing and I see a grapefruit fall next to me. I don’t think anything of it cause they fall off the tree often! But when the second one fell BITCH I was like wait! Lo and behold a squirrel was up there dropping them bitches
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I got in a battle with a squirrel once. Motherfucker kept on trying to drop grapefruits in my head and I was hurling them shits back in the tree at him. Went on for about 5 minutes and yes he started it !
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Overall I don't trust squirrels